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  • Submitted by abc101 on Jun 27, 10 at 12:17pm

    Who voted this good nite?!? And holy shitt!! Burst??

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      Submitted by Sailor_Moon on Jul 11, 10 at 6:27am

      Not for the friend but for you comedy you can share at his expense. ;)

  • Submitted by jdilla on Jun 27, 10 at 7:32pm

    this brings a whole new meaning to 'bust a nut'

  • Submitted by ck55 on Jun 27, 10 at 12:50pm

    That's really not funny. I hear that shit and I feel queezy.

  • Submitted by masterpnutz4 on Jun 27, 10 at 1:39pm

    My balls hurt just from hearing that

  • Submitted by Ctwebsyter on Jun 28, 10 at 2:07am

    @marsho, as a man, as much as I'd like to equate this to the RIP clit incident... I cannot. That girl will never again feel the toe-curling, spine-tingling pleasures of the flesh the same way again. This guy will just skeet half as many gallons in his lifetime...

  • Submitted by anonmyous on Jun 27, 10 at 8:01pm

    I sincerely hope that the third sentence is in no way related to the first two.

  • Submitted by THE_STIG on Jun 27, 10 at 12:46pm

    Aaaahh! *cringes*

  • Submitted by fyizzle on Jun 27, 10 at 2:18pm

    Testicles can't burst, but the tissue and sperm inside can spill out into the scrotum. On the plus side, the shock can actually kill a man.

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      Submitted by cannabislecter on Jun 16, 12 at 8:55pm

      Here is some thing you can't understand...

  • Submitted by jbwarner86 on Jun 29, 10 at 8:30am

    To everyone who voted this a good night, you are a horrible human being.

  • Submitted by carepolice on Jun 27, 10 at 12:20pm

    Wow you really suck.. as a person.

  • Submitted by wtflol09 on Jun 27, 10 at 2:22pm

    ...wtf

  • Submitted by jenpearce on Jun 27, 10 at 12:11pm

    Ouch!!

  • Submitted by OnyxForever on Jun 27, 10 at 9:57pm

    Holy shit... ow.

  • 98 85
    Submitted by arthurlux on Jun 27, 10 at 12:11pm

    Oww.

  • 99 92
    Submitted by notcarson on Jun 28, 10 at 12:14am

    That literally scares the shit out o me

  • 95 86
    Submitted by leiag on Jun 28, 10 at 11:51pm

    My legs just closed and i cringed and i don't even have a penis D:

  • 97 91
    Submitted by mybizzy on Jun 27, 10 at 10:58pm

    How the he'll is a man dying from a leaky testicle a plus side?!?!?!?!

  • 87 79
    Submitted by AshleyDAZZLES on Jun 27, 10 at 2:17pm

    I just vomited in my mouth and cringed .

  • 92 91
    Submitted by destructo on Jun 27, 10 at 3:20pm

    Poop12, a testicle isn't like a lizard tail, so I don't think it will grow back. Funny question though.

  • 94 98
    Submitted by willmus on Jun 28, 10 at 12:14am

    J Dilla is the shit

  • 85 81
    Submitted by Bullskid on Jun 28, 10 at 3:34am

    Ctwebsytr is right.

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    Submitted by easyas123 on Jun 27, 10 at 12:20pm

    Owww!

  • 89 92
    Submitted by asianeko on Jun 27, 10 at 1:41pm

    Good ol Ohio...

  • 88 94
    Submitted by foxylieanne on Jun 27, 10 at 10:17pm

    Lol. Haa

  • 79 88
    Submitted by Tehperson on Jun 30, 10 at 10:44pm

    RIP Left or right testical...

  • 83 96
    Submitted by big_dubya56 on Jun 28, 10 at 2:38am

    Alas, another unit is lost because reinforcements were unable to be deployed. (tears up)I'm sorry,it's just we lost alot of good men out there.

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    Submitted by jimmmster on Aug 5, 10 at 2:11pm

    My balls hurt from just reading that statement...

  • 76 83
    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Jun 27, 10 at 11:00pm

    ouch!

  • Submitted by underagehangover on Jun 27, 10 at 1:25pm

    let me guess.. it got caught in the chain?

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    Submitted by person on Jul 15, 10 at 7:40pm

    Who the hell voted this a good night ?!

  • 78 94
    Submitted by marsho on Jul 15, 10 at 6:31pm

    This is quite possibly the male equivalent to the RIP clitoris text.

  • Submitted by dudebro001 on Jun 27, 10 at 2:57pm

    Gave me the chills

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 10 at 12:10pm

    OWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jun 27, 10 at 1:11pm

    These Pretzels are making me thirsty!

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    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 27, 10 at 11:09pm

    I want a swimming pool full of pretzels

  • Submitted by sovietalias on Jun 27, 10 at 1:39pm

    In soviet Russia, pools testicles burst you!

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    Submitted by Saiahs on Mar 7, 11 at 10:23pm

    Oh my God!!! Why would Anybody rate this as good?????

  • 61 73
    Submitted by denimhero on Feb 13, 11 at 11:30pm

    Please tell me ur a random facts guy

  • Submitted by Immaterial on Jun 27, 10 at 4:44pm

    Puts a whole new meaning to "Sitting in ball soup".

  • 72 99
    Submitted by MrCyprus on Jun 28, 10 at 2:00am

    My testis still hurt from reading this.

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    Submitted by 3one3 on Sep 19, 11 at 2:17am

    DEEZZZZZZZ NUTTSS!!!!

  • Submitted by Pleasure_Pirate on Jun 27, 10 at 12:09pm

     6one3

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    Submitted by stevo313 on Jun 30, 10 at 4:22am

    Owwwww this is why we shouldn't listen to dumb fucks huh?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 10 at 12:55pm

    These pretzels are making me thirsty!

  • 58 77
    Submitted by AlwaysAllNighter on Aug 1, 10 at 9:56am

    Damn! That would hurt!

  • 58 79
    Submitted by coexiist_am_good on Feb 27, 11 at 11:30pm

    At least it was quicker than having it popped In a vice...right?

  • 67 98
    Submitted by pichu180 on Jun 29, 10 at 6:06pm

    New shirt!!

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    Submitted by arandomvip on Jun 5, 11 at 1:54pm

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeellllppppp meeeee!!!!!!! That isn't even funny!!!!

  • Submitted by the_game on Jun 28, 10 at 12:29am

    The game

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    Submitted by ace11243 on May 6, 11 at 1:59am

    Ohh fuckkkk... There are times when its no longer funny.. This is one of them!

  • 53 77
    Submitted by somerandomguyftw on Jul 10, 10 at 7:41pm

    poor guy that sucks

  • 38 49
    Submitted by LITTLEDJ on Oct 10, 11 at 7:56pm

    What a biiiiiiiiitch

  • 56 93
    Submitted by somerandomguyftw on Jul 10, 10 at 7:46pm

    that one hurt my bobblesack

  • 34 56
    Submitted by regime on Jan 23, 12 at 1:21pm

    Yes...

  • Submitted by NoImKeithStone on Jun 27, 10 at 3:46pm

    No, these pretzels are making ME thirsty!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 10 at 2:46am

    OOOOOO SHIT!!

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    Submitted by Derpson on Jan 5, 12 at 2:33am

    Millions of children died that moment...

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    Submitted by Maufiro on Feb 4, 12 at 8:46am

    WHY YOU DO THAT? I hope he didn't actually burst but just came scarily close to it...ow.

  • Submitted by Smexysk8rchick on Jun 27, 10 at 1:08pm

    ...what's a testicial

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      Submitted by Techa_Nina on Jun 29, 10 at 1:00am

      It's that stuff that gets in your eye cracks when you wake up in the morning.

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        Submitted by bandkid27 on Jul 16, 10 at 12:31pm

        *gives thumbs up to this comment* lmao

  • Submitted by 6one3 on Jun 27, 10 at 12:04pm

    Mens asses

  • Submitted by poop12 on Jun 27, 10 at 12:15pm

    SHUT UP REALLy??? I've always wanted to know what that looks like. will it ever grow back?