He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
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Who voted this good nite?!? And holy shitt!! Burst??
Not for the friend but for you comedy you can share at his expense. ;)
this brings a whole new meaning to 'bust a nut'
That's really not funny. I hear that shit and I feel queezy.
My balls hurt just from hearing that
I sincerely hope that the third sentence is in no way related to the first two.
Denial is one of the first stages of grief/dealing with a shocking situation.
@marsho, as a man, as much as I'd like to equate this to the RIP clit incident... I cannot. That girl will never again feel the toe-curling, spine-tingling pleasures of the flesh the same way again. This guy will just skeet half as many gallons in his lifetime...
Testicles can't burst, but the tissue and sperm inside can spill out into the scrotum. On the plus side, the shock can actually kill a man.
Here is some thing you can't understand...
Physically or spiritually?
To everyone who voted this a good night, you are a horrible human being.
Holy shit... ow.
How the he'll is a man dying from a leaky testicle a plus side?!?!?!?!
Wow you really suck.. as a person.
J Dilla is the shit
My legs just closed and i cringed and i don't even have a penis D:
That literally scares the shit out o me
Alas, another unit is lost because reinforcements were unable to be deployed. (tears up)I'm sorry,it's just we lost alot of good men out there.
Gave me the chills
I just vomited in my mouth and cringed .
RIP Left or right testical...
Poop12, a testicle isn't like a lizard tail, so I don't think it will grow back. Funny question though.
Good ol Ohio...
Who the hell voted this a good night ?!
Oh my God!!! Why would Anybody rate this as good?????
Ctwebsytr is right.
My balls hurt from just reading that statement...
Please tell me ur a random facts guy
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Owwwww this is why we shouldn't listen to dumb fucks huh?
These Pretzels are making me thirsty!
I want a swimming pool full of pretzels
In soviet Russia, pools testicles burst you!
This is quite possibly the male equivalent to the RIP clitoris text.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeellllppppp meeeee!!!!!!! That isn't even funny!!!!
My testis still hurt from reading this.
let me guess.. it got caught in the chain?
Damn! That would hurt!
poor guy that sucks
that one hurt my bobblesack
No, these pretzels are making ME thirsty!
At least it was quicker than having it popped In a vice...right?
Puts a whole new meaning to "Sitting in ball soup".
What a biiiiiiiiitch
Ohh fuckkkk... There are times when its no longer funny.. This is one of them!
...what's a testicial
It's that stuff that gets in your eye cracks when you wake up in the morning.
*gives thumbs up to this comment* lmao
WHY YOU DO THAT? I hope he didn't actually burst but just came scarily close to it...ow.
SHUT UP REALLy??? I've always wanted to know what that looks like. will it ever grow back?
Millions of children died that moment...