two words...techno handjob
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Sandstorm by Darude. Handjob by Katie. Your happiness. Priceless.
Doesn't really fit the mold of a mastercard commercial, maybe if you listed prices...\nSandstorm by Darude......................$0.99\nHandjob by Katie (aka 6-pack of beer)....$5.00\nYour happiness...........................Pricesless
priceless* (I'm not an idiot, I just fucked up)
If I list prices and make it a MasterCard commercial, that lands me into a world of legal issues.
is it just me or is anyone else imagining lots of glow sticks and blacklights while music in the background goes "Mmm tis mm tis mmm tis!"
Sandstorm is THE techno song. Good call rulebook
It's trance, not techno...learn the difference!
Wow, just thinking of all the build up in a techno song, this is an absolute must try!
Hah. Did she jerk it to the beat of the song?
sfv is so nasty
Eleven words: Handjobs are weak, no matter what genre of music is playing.
Two more words: fuck yeah
Dubstep handie. Best ever. Where life begins is next month. Fuck yes.
Btw "Dubstep" Is NOT techno!
818 wadd up
Is that to a Techno soundtrack or has some Genius modified a robotic arm???
Uhn fap uhn tiss uhn fap uhn tiss?
this is only awkward because you're forced to stay with the rhythm
must have been a really fast handjob.
Been there done that ...best tfln yet
Dubstep is an acquired taste, like Communism!
Better two words...techno anal!
Got agree !!
San fernando valley represent
Robotic Arm mods= TheFuture!
oohnce oohnce fist pump
In all seriousness, you will shoot skeet a minimum of 3 feet farther while listening to dubstep, try Borgore for yourself if you don't believe me
ahh borgore is amazing! yesss
what are you, 12?
Dubstep is the worse kind of techno