alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
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Rule: Alcohol makes everything better. Exception: The next morning.
Alcohol: Helping white people dance since 1928
Alcohol: turning childhood friends into awkward hookups.... and then turning them into parents!!!
Its been hooking people up since day ONE.
Universal key to the snatch.
Where in the 845?
Taking advantage of someone when alcohol is used: so easy a caveman could do it
Know that feeling
Alcohol: making people do stupid shit since the beginning of man.
when did playing doctor start meaning something???
Alcohol: the cure to everyones sorrows/dry spells :D
words of wisdom from the almighty.
Alcohol : Making fat/ugly girls look hot since like Ever...!!
Alcohol: Making fat/ugly boys look gorgeous. Goes both ways. :)