My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
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You should probably take her advice.
Obviously mom noticed someone was being a bitch and needed to get laid. Good for her!
Was she winking and rubbing your thigh?
So did mine...
You were probably acting like an uptight asshole... Get laid so you can treat your mother better.
People who can't spell people without taking out three letters are fucking retarded.
"then you're paying"
Sounds like ur mom is a whore
Coolest mum ever lol
jernst, pretty sure no one insulted you for the way you spell it, even if it is improper English.\n\nOP must be time to get some if even your mum notices it's been a while.
In soviet Russia your mother fixes you.
Well, if tour mom noticed then mabey one of her hot friends did too. Stop, cougar time!
Did she give you pretzels???
That was a burn by ur mom!!! \n~Sizzle sizzle
Fuck your mom
And then you guys had sex?
Mm dicks. Tastes good with not fucking anyone.
Your mom knows what's up!