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  • Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 14, 10 at 11:14pm

    Mel Gibson?

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    Submitted by pbmaniac22a on Jul 14, 10 at 11:55pm

    Holy crap if i hear another firsty comment im gonna go chris fucking brown on his firsy ass

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      Submitted by DingDongBitch on Jul 15, 10 at 12:10am

      First reply

      • 21 54
        Submitted by fire1122 on Jul 15, 10 at 12:38am

        3rd er i mean 2nd

    • 40 59
      Submitted by firsty on Jul 15, 10 at 12:38am

      Can't we all just get along? Firstyyyyy!

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    Submitted by SensesOfNonsense on Jul 15, 10 at 12:55am

    "Get married before the sex gets boring or you'll never get married."

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    Submitted by destructo on Jul 15, 10 at 12:42am

    Sounds like it's about time you try the angry dragon. That should spice things up.

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    Submitted by BlackBirdFly on Jul 15, 10 at 2:56pm

    All I get when I ask my boyfriend for something like that is,\n"but i don't want to hurt you baby..." So, be lucky you ever had the option. Lmfao.

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    Submitted by antifirsty on Jul 15, 10 at 1:08am

    I am antifirsty i am here to rid the site of firsty and like foes... Tehehehe :)-/(

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    Submitted by Briannaaaaa on Jul 15, 10 at 1:27am

    Gagging is out of the question for those of us with non-sensetive gag reflexes. It just gets uncomfortable. Try choking? Or role play? Or doing it in a public place. That should make things more entertaining. If all else fails, a whore will do anything for the right price. Specifically Asian chicks. They'll do what you want.

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      Submitted by CrazdPyroManiac on Jul 15, 10 at 4:42pm

      oh trust me gagging cant be that hard as long as ur not small. roleplay and public sex is quite a fun time

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    Submitted by ohyeahhh on Jul 15, 10 at 2:09am

    Maybe sex is boring for you like conversation is boring for her. If you are just going through the motions she is too...

  • 54 55
    Submitted by tw_smith on Jul 14, 10 at 11:19pm

    if youre ever bored; just try everything in reverse

  • 51 59
    Submitted by BigRockJr on Jul 14, 10 at 11:35pm

    Mushroom slap her that's always fun!

  • 50 59
    Submitted by rockstarubz on Jul 15, 10 at 11:56am

    Oh god..... Ok ok now I feel bad for my boo I gotta let him choke me again

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    Submitted by CrazyChillah on Jul 15, 10 at 1:07am

    sounds like a long term relationship

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    Submitted by Da_RoOsTeR6969 on Jul 15, 10 at 12:42am

    WTF does preazles make u firstyyyyyyy mean???

    • 31 59
      Submitted by firsty on Jul 15, 10 at 12:52am

      you'll find out when you're older :)

  • 49 71
    Submitted by Michguy on Jul 14, 10 at 11:50pm

    Go for ATM!

  • 37 50
    Submitted by JBOMB on Jul 15, 10 at 12:37am

    Dick weed

  • 39 58
    Submitted by Livindeadgrl on Jul 15, 10 at 9:41am

    Yay!! Anti-Firsty!! You're going doooown Firsty. \n\n:-)

  • 38 58
    Submitted by r9310 on Jul 15, 10 at 1:06am

    Pull a phantom of the opera on her

  • 38 61
    Submitted by IamBaileySmith on Jul 15, 10 at 12:40am

    That blows

  • 49 84
    Submitted by antifirsty on Jul 15, 10 at 12:54am

    Its on firsty it is so on... These pretzels are macking me antifirsty......tehehehehehe :)/(

    • 28 51
      Submitted by firsty on Jul 15, 10 at 1:09am

      :O a challenger approaches!!

  • 30 54
    Submitted by pbmaniac22a on Jul 15, 10 at 12:03am

    Im so proud to live in 540

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    Submitted by guitar_boy on Jul 16, 10 at 12:00pm

    The only reason people keep writing "first" is because you douchebags keep getting pissed off... Oh and.... FIRSSSSTTTTTTT

  • 40 76
    Submitted by AliasMe on Jul 15, 10 at 12:13am

    I'd shoot myself if sex got this boring...

  • 33 65
    Submitted by niceman on Jul 15, 10 at 10:25am

    Barack?

  • 40 79
    Submitted by v0dkapr1ncess on Jul 15, 10 at 12:17am

    fyl haha boring sex is horrable

  • 39 83
    Submitted by tommysalami on Jul 14, 10 at 11:43pm

    Move to feces on the chest

  • 28 65
    Submitted by bandgeek11 on Jul 15, 10 at 1:42am

    yeah NO ONE CARES

  • 30 73
    Submitted by ClaytonBigsby on Jul 15, 10 at 3:11am

    true dat it does sound like a Long term relationship

  • 32 91
    Submitted by rocketbeast on Jul 14, 10 at 11:48pm

    Were those pretzels making you firsty?

    • 38 46
      Submitted by firsty on Jul 15, 10 at 12:36am

      why yes. yes they were :)

  • Submitted by firsty on Jul 14, 10 at 11:18pm

    pretzels Firsty..