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my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
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if drinking diet coke is your claim to a rough upbringing then your a pussy
I got whiskey in mine. Soda isn't a big deal.
Kidney stones in a diaper.
That Diet Coke sure goes down rough.
Jesus, man. How the hell did you ever survive without a set of balls that dropped??
What a bitch! Lol
Wow. I got sweet tea and I am surprised I still have all my teeth at 30. lol. Sweet Home Alabama, Roll Tide Roll!
She must have wondered if you would ever grow teeth!
ehhh... i got coronas.
must be a Mexican
I guessing she didn't win any Mom of the year awards....
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