I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
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FYI: Theres a difference between swallowing loads of jizz and drinking lots of alcohol.
Good old West Virginia.
he can also outdeuche ed hardy himself!
GrammarNazi before you attack, softwear isn't spelled wrong. My cat actually makes clothes for computers. Lmao..cause this vodka is making me thirsty.
My cat can text too but only on weekends. During the week she runs her own computer softwear business. I'll keep an eye on her though firstyfollower.
Pike at Marshall?
3 years as a frat president? He's probably done more homo-erotic things than Ricky Martin.
omg this MUST be a delt from Bethany
Softwear are wearable clothes made with soft fabrics. Like catshemere !!
Agrees with user below
Now that is the most awesome thing I've heard in a while
Yup texting cats w too many pretzels on their hands.... Question; if God is all powerful .. Can God drink himself under the table?
Could Jesus bake a burrito so hot, that he himself could not eat it? Firsty!
If Chuck Norris fought himself, who would win?
Q: if Chuck Norris fought himself who would win?\n\nA: Yes, but the whole universe would explode as a result, killing everyone.
thats gotta be my boy jay weezy... fsu holla!
Drink my cum