I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
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Good old West Virginia.
FYI: Theres a difference between swallowing loads of jizz and drinking lots of alcohol.
GrammarNazi before you attack, softwear isn't spelled wrong. My cat actually makes clothes for computers. Lmao..cause this vodka is making me thirsty.
he can also outdeuche ed hardy himself!
My cat can text too but only on weekends. During the week she runs her own computer softwear business. I'll keep an eye on her though firstyfollower.
Pike at Marshall?
Softwear are wearable clothes made with soft fabrics. Like catshemere !!
3 years as a frat president? He's probably done more homo-erotic things than Ricky Martin.
omg this MUST be a delt from Bethany
Agrees with user below
Now that is the most awesome thing I've heard in a while
Yup texting cats w too many pretzels on their hands.... Question; if God is all powerful .. Can God drink himself under the table?
Could Jesus bake a burrito so hot, that he himself could not eat it? Firsty!
If Chuck Norris fought himself, who would win?
Q: if Chuck Norris fought himself who would win?\n\nA: Yes, but the whole universe would explode as a result, killing everyone.
Drink my cum
thats gotta be my boy jay weezy... fsu holla!