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  • Submitted by Nasty on Jul 18, 10 at 5:07pm

    Good old West Virginia.

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    Submitted by urallstupid on Jul 19, 10 at 6:30pm

    FYI: Theres a difference between swallowing loads of jizz and drinking lots of alcohol.

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    Submitted by KneeHigh on Apr 17, 11 at 9:16pm

    he can also outdeuche ed hardy himself!

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    Submitted by McFearless1620 on Sep 13, 10 at 10:33pm

    Huntington, holla!

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    Submitted by weeweebee on Jul 18, 10 at 2:45pm

    omg this MUST be a delt from Bethany

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 9:48am

    Agrees with user below

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    Submitted by Filter on Jul 19, 10 at 8:59am

    Now that is the most awesome thing I've heard in a while

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    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 18, 10 at 9:06pm

    My cat can text too but only on weekends. During the week she runs her own computer softwear business. I'll keep an eye on her though firstyfollower.

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    Submitted by itouchgnomes on Jul 19, 10 at 6:44am

    frat faggggg

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    Submitted by diggitydank on Jul 19, 10 at 11:41am

    Pike at Marshall?

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    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 18, 10 at 9:46pm

    GrammarNazi before you attack, softwear isn't spelled wrong. My cat actually makes clothes for computers. Lmao..cause this vodka is making me thirsty.

  • Submitted by TheDude on Jul 19, 10 at 3:50pm

    3 years as a frat president? He's probably done more homo-erotic things than Ricky Martin.

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    Submitted by firstycent on Jul 18, 10 at 10:01pm

    pretzels

  • Submitted by uncle_badtouch on Jul 18, 10 at 2:46pm

    Drink my cum

  • Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 18, 10 at 2:52pm

    Yup texting cats w too many pretzels on their hands.... Question; if God is all powerful .. Can God drink himself under the table?

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      Submitted by firsty on Jul 18, 10 at 3:25pm

      Could Jesus bake a burrito so hot, that he himself could not eat it? Firsty!

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        Submitted by theDude420 on Jul 18, 10 at 3:50pm

        If Chuck Norris fought himself, who would win?

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          Submitted by StonedKoala on Jul 18, 10 at 4:27pm

          Q: if Chuck Norris fought himself who would win?\n\nA: Yes, but the whole universe would explode as a result, killing everyone.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 10 at 10:09pm

    Softwear are wearable clothes made with soft fabrics. Like catshemere !!

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    Submitted by inkslingineric on Sep 27, 10 at 5:49pm

    thats gotta be my boy jay weezy... fsu holla!