i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
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Were sorry epik, now let's discuss those daddy issues...
Epikchick....be nice. You sound bitter.
loneliness sucks, but onions rock.
Thank you, TFLN'ers. I got to read all of your funny diss posts about EpikChick before I had to actually read her bitchy post. FTW
Damn thats some nasty shit!! i mean jack yo dick or play with yo snatch...do what the rest of us do when we lonely...if u must eat eat a damn galon of ice cream!!
@guidette79 they said plain, though. Like without anything on it, not in a plane. I wish the app would let you reply!!
my bad, so embarassing
If your life is that messed up Epik. Get off TFLN and go see a therapist.
@shotgunsmile09\n......wow.lmao.ur funny.we should so be friends.xD
That sux for u
I heard that ogres are like onions
It's on here cause this was a pretty bad last night. As in most likely it was their last night on Earth.
How high were you? Fuck...
well they were in a plane, so they must've been pretty high... ;)
not only is that not funny... its not correct at all. reread the text you dumbass
Ha nevermind my phone screwed up
where the fuck did you get an onion?
a grocery store... a farmers market.. a garden.. HOW FUCKING DUMB ARE YOU???
woah buddy, relax. no need to have a fucking conniption
You should have eaten pretzels
So I guess epikchick's comment isn't on here anymore...I feel like I've missed out on something....
Has my dog passed through here by chance?
Wonder why your alone ehhh?
wow epikchick, u do sound rather bitter.I take it your panty hampster has gone missing huh?
LOL to all the comments about me bn bitchy.iget it.sorry for not makin you all happy.
Damn right you're sorry.
You guys are mean!!!
This text is excelleawesome, screw what EpikChick says. In fact, I'm adding it to my favorites.
Real Smart. Everyone knows smelling like onions is a turn on.
This is the funniest text on this site.
WTF does eating onions have to do with being single? I'm single, should I be eating onions?
@epikchick Stop bitching, little emo.
Go fuck yourself dickwad
You're eating onions and spotting dimes - I dunno what's going on.
Haha nah, I'm not bitter.or emo.and idont need a therapist.I'm just entitled to my opinion like all of you are.thanks.and btw we all have issuees.mine are no different than most of yours...so I don't need a therapist any more than any of you.chill.if u think ur perfect fiat urself
Well hey, all I can tell u is that's a great way to STAY single
Now go out guy/girl searching, but don't brush your teeth beforehand. Onion breath is such a turn on!
That's the healthiest shit a person could do, eat a whole raw onion!!!
Eating an onion shaped plane would be pretty cool though...
Sounds like George from Seinfeld
I like how the focus of these comments is on one ineffably angry person instead of on how gross it is to eat an entire onion. RAW. Just my opinion. I prefer them grilled.
Who the fuck eats plain onions. What are you filming Holes 2: Return to Onion Mountain
At least your health is improving...
What.the.fuck.woww.okayy.who gives a shit.I got my own fuckn problems.no one cares about ur fuckn onion eatn lonely ass self.sorry.why the fuck is this even on tfln.??