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  • 123 28
    Submitted by KyleCondie on Jul 16, 10 at 10:41am
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    Maybe he just really likes you?

  • 95 24
    Submitted by Keefcurl on Jul 16, 10 at 10:49am
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    He's just biding his time before he can get close to your eggs.

  • 37 14
    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 17, 10 at 2:58am
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    Firsty, try my eggs. They're aged to perfection and won't make you Firsty. Lmao

  • 41 27
    Submitted by underagehangover on Jul 16, 10 at 2:10pm
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    i do not like green eggs and pussy, i do not like them Sam i Am.

  • 41 27
    Submitted by taylorface on Jul 16, 10 at 10:28am
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    Damn.

  • 42 32
    Submitted by canipe2006 on Jul 16, 10 at 10:53am
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    He's one of those guys lol

  • 28 25
    Submitted by tommytomtom on Jul 21, 10 at 2:48am
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    Why would anyone have to drive an hour to get eggs?

  • 26 22
    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 17, 10 at 3:01am
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    Underagehangover maybe you will like regular eggs and green pussy? You must try it, yes you should but only try it with a hood (condom). Hahaha..

  • 27 26
    Submitted by satsukiyami on Jul 16, 10 at 9:31pm
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    mabey thats his fettish?

  • 26 27
    Submitted by SovietPretzel1st on Jul 16, 10 at 4:30pm
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    No Soviet eggs here. Firsty has put them all up his bum bum. Seven Hundred and Eighty Ninth.

  • 23 23
    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 16, 10 at 9:21pm
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    Maybe he was more hungry than horny and nobody else can fry eggs like you do?

  • 22 25
    Submitted by motoxdad on Jul 17, 10 at 12:11am
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    R these fags??

  • 30 46
    Submitted by muahahaha on Jul 16, 10 at 10:25am
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    Número Uno

  • 1 2
    Submitted by djester486 on Nov 28, 11 at 3:33am
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    FAIL!!!!

  • 23 49
    Submitted by firsty on Jul 16, 10 at 12:56pm
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    these eggs are making me Firsty

    • 25 30
      Submitted by marsho on Jul 16, 10 at 2:23pm
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      no one cares dumbass. die in a fire.

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