if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
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I doubt it.
Ha I love it.... To bad dudes who brag about how big they are got small dicks... Mine Is a whole 2 inches.... But it works!!
@ enjoy420 lol y admit that
because guys who brag about having enormously large dicks have small ones..so maybe he figures if he brags about how small he is he actually turns out to be enormous\n\nthat or he's just really proud to be extremely small
Why? Because they can sleep through the whole ordeal there needledick?
Zac Attack, shut the fuck up. Don't speak for women. Ever.
yea when is the last time you heard a girl yell "omg i love your small dick inside me!!" but i guess you can always dream zac!!
They know, it's just useless when you like those more then they do...
Not sloppy drunk enough if that’s not the first thing you try to introduce them too.. (Please don’t actually do this... )
Britney. Your obliviously stupid.
Can't say much for this guy since no one really knows the truth. For the women hating - if you need a ridiculous sized dick to make you happy, I feel sorry for you... unless your a whore. That is all.
I like how this turned into a thread of tiny cocked virgins discussing whether or not women prefer big or small dicks. Nice job, guys.
I feel the same way
Doubt it... Drunk sloppy any size dick is repulsive to anyone youre not paying
Maybe they do all ready. Hahaha
Just cos ur bigger it don't make u better!
Wow what a tool.
This text has been up here like 4 times.
2 inches at 200 miles an hour will leave a of a buise!!! ;)
Yeah, pity can go a long way
Do we even know if women prefer big dicks over average or small dicks?
Hey man,\n\nYa, it has been proven that girls actually prefer bigger than average dicks... however; as you probably know, guys with small cocks can still pleasure girls just about as intensely with their fingers and tongues in many circumstances...\n\nIn response to the text, fuck ya man, i know how you feel... :P
big dick ≠ good in bed. especially if you're sloppy drunk. nice attempt at an ego boost, though.
As a chick ill honestly tell u..small dicks are pointless
the next time the game ain't working, pull your pants down and show them whatcha got hanging out your ass... oh, that's not the one you were talking about? OOOPSS..
So probably a small penis kind of guy,
Must be an aggie... Lol.