Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
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is unicorn code for something?
You dont even know
makes this statement
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The "you don't even know" part makes it. Fucking unicorns FTW.
I was at a halloween party in Dallas back in '92 and a guy came in wearing a leather unicorn outfit. it showed as much of him as it did the unicorn. You didn't really want to know.
where are you!?!?
Unicorns and shrooms go together so well.
8:58, I love that you noticed the Oberlin area code. That stuck out for me too. But the person I was thinking of doesn't have an area code there any more.
Please party with me.
Haha. 440? I swear this must have came from Jeremy B.!
Sweet! This is 8:56. I was one too. I'm retired for now. Ultimate blast!!!!!!!
was this from Athens Halloween??? 15 of us dressed up like unicorns.
Would've been funnier if it read "I'm partying with a unicorn you don't even know."
What kind of unicorn? One you hallucinated or a girl who will actually hook up with a couple for a threesome, called a unicorn because so many couples want that and they're so hard to find that no one is sure they exist.
I'm fcking your mom so hard. You don't even know.
If you're a swinger, then you know what a unicorn is.
Everyone else is just a poser.
^^^ for the win or fck the world ^^^
unicorns and leprechauns baby
This Jeremy has always had a bizarre fascination with unicorns. And he's J Bo...
omg i LOVE unicorns!! i have one named frank, sometimes we go running in a fields and he falls in his own shit and i have to hose him off. we also shit pixie dust together! its some crazy shit! but yeah unicorns have the craziest parties! i hope u had fun! call frank he LOVES to party.
8:56: I'll have you know, I'm a "unicorn!"
FTW? For the wolf? A collar? Fot the wolf?
No, this could be from oberlin, where this is legitimately at least one person who owns and occasionally parties in a unicorn costume. PAR FOR THE COURSE.
Of course, it could also have been Jeremy B, if we're thinking of the same Jeremy B, but I'm not sure he can spell unicorn. No offense, J Bu.
fuck! my unicorn got out again! he's addicted to partying