I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
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bahahahaaha. my dad would shoot you.
There's no way he will give you a job
have sex with your bosses daughters+taking their virginities=the look on his face when you mention it. definitely worth risking the job
I would mention that only if he didnt gave me the job...
It's sad to say I love reading the comments more than the actual texts...
Um, let's just say there's no way you'll get the job and you're lucky to leave with your dick still attached.
you didnt TAKE anything unless you raped them. they GAVE it to you. and no dad in the world would give you the job. tool.
Thank you! Who is putting thumbs down on this? We like consent, people...
surprise sex ftw?
It's an EXPRESSION. Apparently you take everything literally. It must really suck watching TV, reading or talking to people for you.
youre a douchecanoe, also another fav expression. its all good though, cause YOU wont take it literally.
But he's your father.
I will see you sir on Jerry Springer
I'm going to laugh so hard when you have daughters.
run, bitch, run. run as fast as you can.
He sooo got the job
hahaha!!! totally read that as "blow job"... not job.
Go for his wife next! He'll definatley give you the job right after he beats your ass, or shoots you! XD
Should have done his wife and daughters then ran like hell with your dick
And I thought I lived in a small town.
I kept hitting the good night button even tho it only let's u vote once!!!
TFM. That's l I have to say.
This was on Failbook a few months ago...
It sounds like you already got two "jobs" from this family, you'd be lucky to get a third.
Hell If you worked where I do you would be a boss by now
Yes, because we all strive to become McManagers.
Oh my god, idiots. He's not serious about getting the job.
put it in your resume and see what happens:) it could be good?
Seriously. He's being sarcastic. "Durrrrr he ain't gettin that job!"
You sir have my respect
I think you would have better shot at job if you had done his wife instead of daughters
My walrus would shoot you.
That would be the reason for him NOT to give you the job idiot.
You've got it all wrong. There's no way in hell you're getting that job. You fucked up whatever chance you had after you slept with his first daughter!
o rly? He couldn't have been joking, could he?
Lmao. You're my hero.
Anybody seen @delhi 14.... I found your turtle.!!!!
Can you gimme my turtle.
You sir are my hero
@delhi14 You gave up on your turtle?
God no! I'll search day and night for him.!
If he doesn't shoot you first.
I wld make my dad give u a job. And then I wld give u 1!!! (but mine involves my hands or mi mouth. Ur choice!)
And they were both under age. Congrats
how does that come up in the interview?
he's sayin if he can get both of his daughters to fuck him he can get him to give him a job. dumbasses.
There's no way he WILL give you a job
Were you dropped on the head?
The question is was it worth it
Who is this fool?
And they were both under age
Oh most your are fools clearly the OP is being sarcastic
Duble negative dumbass
That's exactly why he won't give you the job
Well then they, the daughter, owe you their live. Haha