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  • Easy...you MOUNT him while floating down the river in a tube as big as a tire. Barring that, you walk by him naked but do nothing else to him and let him come to you. Guys are pretty easy...on pretty much every level.

    Submitted by SoMuchStupidity on Aug 1, 10 at 2:14pm
  • anal would take care of that

    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 1, 10 at 5:33pm
  • Trespass into a neighbor's pool and fuck him on one of those floating mattress things.

    Submitted by arthurlux on Aug 1, 10 at 2:09pm
  • Shootin the cooch in the hooch

    Submitted by janky on Aug 2, 10 at 5:48pm
  • She's got mad skills.

    Submitted by heyychitown on Aug 1, 10 at 1:47pm
  • A big tire or a donut tire or the average car tire? it makes a difference

    Submitted by stork93 on Aug 1, 10 at 1:58pm
  • Haa the link for this is tfl.nu/onts. ONTS ONTS ONTS. Or oontz oontz oontz if you prefer.

    Submitted by arthurlux on Aug 1, 10 at 2:03pm
  • Hey op...why would you want to sweety, self respect is much better. He ain't gonna marry public blowjob girl.

    Submitted by bowfishinlady on Aug 2, 10 at 1:06am
    • and why wouldnt he? dont you want to be with someone who you can relate to intellectually as well as still have an amazing sex life with? maybe he really likes doing things in public places and then he would want his wife to be into stuff like that and if he was with a girl who wasnt into public stuff then he would never be fully satisfied and he may cheat. give your man what he wants where he wants it!

      Submitted by shhh_itsnotme on Aug 3, 10 at 1:51am
  • bahahah this girl's my best friend.

    Submitted by lastnight130 on Aug 6, 10 at 11:22am
  • When you put your mind to it you can out whore anyone :]

    Submitted by Toxik on Aug 2, 10 at 3:50am
  • Pfffhaaaaaahaha! Self respect is better than a public blowjob! Classic, right there! Ohhh man that's funny :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 10 at 12:20am
  • Dammit stupidity, you took what I was gonna say

    Submitted by gaterhog on Aug 1, 10 at 3:24pm
  • The joys of floating down the river in Helen Ga.

    Submitted by NorthGaRedneck on Aug 1, 10 at 3:14pm
  • I am pretty sure that I saw that slut giving him head. Was it floating down the shoals at Jackson Lake? If so, then I def. saw that shit.

    Submitted by anonymous_female on Aug 21, 10 at 1:18am
  • GIVE HIM A BLUMPKIN!

    Submitted by RolledUp on Aug 2, 10 at 12:56pm
  • Attention men, there is a new ride for floating down river... Just let your dick hang out and call a slut over for a pleasure river ride!!!

    Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Aug 1, 10 at 10:07pm
  • thats not really that impressive head is easy on a tube it happens around here all the time

    Submitted by bigdj on Aug 1, 10 at 8:41pm
  • U suck mah dik to make him jealous.

    Submitted by android69 on Aug 1, 10 at 5:12pm
  • My Bf and I just went toobing for the first time...can't wait to try this one out on the Guadalupe!

    Submitted by rokqueen on Aug 3, 10 at 3:38am
  • sharon..

    Submitted by frances520 on Aug 1, 10 at 1:43pm
  • Then you must not be trying very hard.

    Submitted by apkdm on Aug 4, 10 at 2:30am
  • I hear banjo music in the background..

    Submitted by BigCrank on May 5, 11 at 11:06pm
  • I agree with Shakejoint. Im pretty much jealous of that dude

    Submitted by DrizztDoUrden on Oct 17, 10 at 5:08pm
  • :)

    Submitted by treyvas on Aug 2, 10 at 5:18am
  • I am pretty sure that I saw that slut giving him head. Was it floating down the shoals and Jackson Lake? If so, then I def. saw that shit.

    Submitted by anonymous_female on Aug 21, 10 at 1:17am