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  • Submitted by SoMuchStupidity on Aug 1, 10 at 2:14pm

    Easy...you MOUNT him while floating down the river in a tube as big as a tire. Barring that, you walk by him naked but do nothing else to him and let him come to you. Guys are pretty easy...on pretty much every level.

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    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 1, 10 at 5:33pm

    anal would take care of that

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    Submitted by arthurlux on Aug 1, 10 at 2:09pm

    Trespass into a neighbor's pool and fuck him on one of those floating mattress things.

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    Submitted by stork93 on Aug 1, 10 at 1:58pm

    A big tire or a donut tire or the average car tire? it makes a difference

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      Submitted by Shakejoint on Aug 1, 10 at 3:31pm

      This is awesome. Just an FYI.

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    Submitted by heyychitown on Aug 1, 10 at 1:47pm

    She's got mad skills.

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    Submitted by Toxik on Aug 2, 10 at 3:50am

    When you put your mind to it you can out whore anyone :]

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    Submitted by bowfishinlady on Aug 2, 10 at 1:06am

    Hey op...why would you want to sweety, self respect is much better. He ain't gonna marry public blowjob girl.

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      Submitted by shhh_itsnotme on Aug 3, 10 at 1:51am

      and why wouldnt he? dont you want to be with someone who you can relate to intellectually as well as still have an amazing sex life with? maybe he really likes doing things in public places and then he would want his wife to be into stuff like that and if he was with a girl who wasnt into public stuff then he would never be fully satisfied and he may cheat. give your man what he wants where he wants it!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 10 at 12:20am

    Pfffhaaaaaahaha! Self respect is better than a public blowjob! Classic, right there! Ohhh man that's funny :)

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    Submitted by janky on Aug 2, 10 at 5:48pm

    Shootin the cooch in the hooch

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    Submitted by gaterhog on Aug 1, 10 at 3:24pm

    Dammit stupidity, you took what I was gonna say

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    Submitted by NorthGaRedneck on Aug 1, 10 at 3:14pm

    The joys of floating down the river in Helen Ga.

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    Submitted by anonymous_female on Aug 21, 10 at 1:18am

    I am pretty sure that I saw that slut giving him head. Was it floating down the shoals at Jackson Lake? If so, then I def. saw that shit.

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    Submitted by arthurlux on Aug 1, 10 at 2:03pm

    Haa the link for this is tfl.nu/onts. ONTS ONTS ONTS. Or oontz oontz oontz if you prefer.

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    Submitted by lastnight130 on Aug 6, 10 at 11:22am

    bahahah this girl's my best friend.

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    Submitted by rokqueen on Aug 3, 10 at 3:38am

    My Bf and I just went toobing for the first time...can't wait to try this one out on the Guadalupe!

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    Submitted by bigdj on Aug 1, 10 at 8:41pm

    thats not really that impressive head is easy on a tube it happens around here all the time

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    Submitted by treyvas on Aug 2, 10 at 5:18am

    :)

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    Submitted by DrizztDoUrden on Oct 17, 10 at 5:08pm

    I agree with Shakejoint. Im pretty much jealous of that dude

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    Submitted by RolledUp on Aug 2, 10 at 12:56pm

    GIVE HIM A BLUMPKIN!

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    Submitted by apkdm on Aug 4, 10 at 2:30am

    Then you must not be trying very hard.

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    Submitted by frances520 on Aug 1, 10 at 1:43pm

    sharon..

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    Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Aug 1, 10 at 10:07pm

    Attention men, there is a new ride for floating down river... Just let your dick hang out and call a slut over for a pleasure river ride!!!

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    Submitted by BigCrank on May 5, 11 at 11:06pm

    I hear banjo music in the background..

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    Submitted by anonymous_female on Aug 21, 10 at 1:17am

    I am pretty sure that I saw that slut giving him head. Was it floating down the shoals and Jackson Lake? If so, then I def. saw that shit.

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    Submitted by android69 on Aug 1, 10 at 5:12pm

    U suck mah dik to make him jealous.