after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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You know...sometimes people don't spend 4 years at college perpetually blitzed. I know, it's crazy, but then again you might have to be to make your TFLN handle the name of a bar from Three's Company.
Never been drunk. Never had sex in college. Got a BA though.
Wow...that's such mature choices. Now she will be ready for an STD and also gettin used up by random dudes. She should be proud !
That's the only thing u know that's had firsty in it twice except ur dad
Dude that's highschool status. Once you have to pay to be there it's time to grow up
shut the hell up wtfwjd!!!!! you're so far from funny!!
Who is dumbledore and what do I wear to the funeral? Do they need pretzels at the wake? The beer dingo will wear a black sparkly collar.
Jamal silly. This isn't Twitter.
This text has Firsty in it twice :)
yesss she will be having many shots and many random hookups. I know i did freshman year!
I'm at the store.
College survival kit: taxi's n condoms.
Spoiler alert: Dumbledore dies.
Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?
get out of New Jersey.
You leave Miley alone!!!!
For sure education firsty.... Plenty of time for puking and random sex later
sdrawkcab em gnikam era slezterp esehT
I hope I'm not that stupid when I go to college
Jesus would probably want to get an education firsty. Party later?
Nice, I like whores in training