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  • 52 19
    Submitted by JonerBoner on Jul 19, 10 at 3:45pm

    you did good kid, yah did good

  • 40 17
    Submitted by rmbtrumpet on Jul 19, 10 at 7:03pm

    successful wedding was successful

  • 35 12
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 19, 10 at 8:49pm

    What? No pinching the brides moms nipple?

  • 29 14
    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 19, 10 at 4:47pm

    This is why some people either loves weddings or hates them

  • 24 8
    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 19, 10 at 7:40pm

    That seems like an awful lot of work for one wedding. haha

  • 22 13
    Submitted by jhalogen16 on Jul 19, 10 at 8:42pm

    Kick off your stilettos, kick off your stilettos, and fuck me in the backseat. ;) i'm bored

  • 20 12
    Submitted by leadbelly on Jul 19, 10 at 9:10pm

    Always a bridesmaid never a bride

  • 16 7
    Submitted by mrssalvatore on Jul 20, 10 at 9:26pm

    724!!!!!!!!! Yeah pa!

  • 19 15
    Submitted by meattastic on Jul 19, 10 at 5:39pm

    Successful reception.

  • 16 10
    Submitted by pvgurl16 on Jul 20, 10 at 11:49am

    Conception at the reception?

  • 21 21
    Submitted by caisey656 on Jul 19, 10 at 3:16pm

    Damn iit

  • 17 14
    Submitted by Jdub77 on Jul 20, 10 at 2:17pm

    Text me someone! :) six zero five five five three four seven eight eight

    • 8 12
      Submitted by JimHalpert on Jul 21, 10 at 5:59am

      South Dakota's that boring??

      • 14 8
        Submitted by dozedoff on Jul 22, 10 at 11:09pm

        no. THAT desperate.

  • 19 18
    Submitted by ashlee34 on Jul 19, 10 at 3:13pm

    Haha. Yes!!

  • 16 13
    Submitted by nickh on Jul 20, 10 at 12:49pm

    That 'l do pig, that 'l do.

  • 17 16
    Submitted by egirl on Jul 20, 10 at 1:40am

    And what about fucking the groom in the ass? He would want some too...don't leave him out...tear

  • 15 13
    Submitted by gaterhog on Jul 19, 10 at 10:33pm

    Puked**

  • 11 8
    Submitted by xgelx on Jul 20, 10 at 11:45pm

    724...almost as good as 412

  • 17 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 3:21pm

    Me likey !

  • 12 14
    Submitted by gaterhog on Jul 19, 10 at 10:32pm

    What you guys missed is that the bride piled from choking when she went down on him

  • 15 26
    Submitted by MyWife on Jul 19, 10 at 4:18pm

    That's no bridesmaid, that's my wife!

  • 7 12
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 9:40am

    Sounded like a good day!

  • 11 20
    Submitted by smartgrrl on Jul 20, 10 at 1:46pm

    Haha egirls right on target, the groom was missin his butt buddy that night.

  • 9 16
    Submitted by ComradeP on Jul 20, 10 at 9:27am

    If they ever make a Wedding Crashers 2, you deserve to be cast in it.

  • 14 31
    Submitted by tatteredtorn on Jul 19, 10 at 3:20pm

    Did u feed the bride pretzels to make her so firsty?

  • 15 34
    Submitted by firsty on Jul 19, 10 at 4:17pm

    These pretzels are making me Firsty! Check it out Firstyfans! Firsty has a twitter account: http://twitter.com/OriginalFirsty

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