forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
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At least you have a car.
Shoulda got lasagne. It's easier to eat that with a comb....
Well, at least you have someone to text. Silver lining found :)
You have batroom sink in your car? Cool.
glad to see that heroin addiction is working out for you
Whenever I have a depressing moment, I just think to myself, "At least I'm not Pauly Shore". Then life doesn't seem so bad.
Hmmm. You could have driven to a fast food place to ask for a plastic fork lol.
I just want to take this moment to say that fettucini Alfredo is the greatest fucking food on the planet
Replace "fettucini alfredo" with yogurt cup and "comb rinsed off in the sink" with a straw in the glove compartment and that's me a year ago. :(
This makes me sad... But at least u had a comb...
At least we'll always have Paris.
Life doesn't get any sadder than this if u felt the need to share this info...some things u take to the grave. Don't think u will need a sink in the afterlife
At least you're not eating it out of a shoe, as well.\n\nhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn4tBK-r2dc
Was it angel hair pasta? If so I think a comb is the best utensil!
Goddamnit, you have a sink in your car. Marry me. Jk.
With a light sprinkling of "garlic salt"
that's gross, sad life indeed.
dude you sound like the little fucking mermaid
I didn't know the little mermaid had a car.
if you're eating with anything other than a fork, it's probably best you're alone.
I don't own a comb
I'm afraid now I'll never eat feddacini Alfredo pasta my favorite food again with out thinking about having hair from a comb in it
It's not sad, it's fuckin gross
at least you get fettuccini