forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
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At least you have a car.
Shoulda got lasagne. It's easier to eat that with a comb....
Well, at least you have someone to text. Silver lining found :)
You have batroom sink in your car? Cool.
glad to see that heroin addiction is working out for you
Whenever I have a depressing moment, I just think to myself, "At least I'm not Pauly Shore". Then life doesn't seem so bad.
Replace "fettucini alfredo" with yogurt cup and "comb rinsed off in the sink" with a straw in the glove compartment and that's me a year ago. :(
I just want to take this moment to say that fettucini Alfredo is the greatest fucking food on the planet
Hmmm. You could have driven to a fast food place to ask for a plastic fork lol.
This makes me sad... But at least u had a comb...
At least you're not eating it out of a shoe, as well.\n\nhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn4tBK-r2dc
Was it angel hair pasta? If so I think a comb is the best utensil!
At least we'll always have Paris.
if you're eating with anything other than a fork, it's probably best you're alone.
With a light sprinkling of "garlic salt"
Life doesn't get any sadder than this if u felt the need to share this info...some things u take to the grave. Don't think u will need a sink in the afterlife
that's gross, sad life indeed.
Goddamnit, you have a sink in your car. Marry me. Jk.
I don't own a comb
dude you sound like the little fucking mermaid
I didn't know the little mermaid had a car.
I'm afraid now I'll never eat feddacini Alfredo pasta my favorite food again with out thinking about having hair from a comb in it
It's not sad, it's fuckin gross
at least you get fettuccini