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  • Submitted by whiteknave on Jun 25, 10 at 4:13pm

    At least you have a car.

  • Submitted by bldrmn on Jun 25, 10 at 4:11pm

    Shoulda got lasagne. It's easier to eat that with a comb....

  • Submitted by EmmaFrost on Jun 25, 10 at 5:23pm

    Well, at least you have someone to text. Silver lining found :)

  • Submitted by gottapeesuzy on Jun 25, 10 at 4:39pm

    You have batroom sink in your car? Cool.

  • Submitted by buzzcutt on Jun 25, 10 at 4:42pm

    glad to see that heroin addiction is working out for you

  • Submitted by FistedSister on Jun 26, 10 at 2:23am

    Whenever I have a depressing moment, I just think to myself, "At least I'm not Pauly Shore". Then life doesn't seem so bad.

  • Submitted by maynard on Jun 26, 10 at 12:12pm

    Hmmm. You could have driven to a fast food place to ask for a plastic fork lol.

  • Submitted by DevilDogUSMC on Jul 17, 10 at 4:06am

    I just want to take this moment to say that fettucini Alfredo is the greatest fucking food on the planet

  • Submitted by rileyyy on Jun 25, 10 at 11:50pm


  • Submitted by stevebauer on Jun 25, 10 at 9:46pm

    At least we'll always have Paris.

  • Submitted by blite on Jun 25, 10 at 10:02pm

    This makes me sad... But at least u had a comb...

  • Submitted by missrockstar on Jun 26, 10 at 11:04am

    Life doesn't get any sadder than this if u felt the need to share this info...some things u take to the grave. Don't think u will need a sink in the afterlife

  • Submitted by jessicatta on Jun 25, 10 at 7:18pm

    Goddamnit, you have a sink in your car. Marry me. Jk.

  • Submitted by Brianson on Jun 27, 10 at 11:01pm

    At least you're not eating it out of a shoe, as well.\n\n

  • Submitted by ptrclvs on Jun 25, 10 at 4:05pm

    that's gross, sad life indeed.

  • Submitted by dearambivalence on Jun 28, 10 at 6:30am

    Replace "fettucini alfredo" with yogurt cup and "comb rinsed off in the sink" with a straw in the glove compartment and that's me a year ago. :(

  • Submitted by sullysgirl on Jun 25, 10 at 7:11pm

    With a light sprinkling of "garlic salt"

  • Submitted by Mister_Blister on Jun 26, 10 at 3:45am

    Was it angel hair pasta? If so I think a comb is the best utensil!

  • Submitted by meghannnn on Jun 25, 10 at 5:35pm

    if you're eating with anything other than a fork, it's probably best you're alone.

  • Submitted by thatdisneygirl on Jun 25, 10 at 4:52pm

    dude you sound like the little fucking mermaid

    • Submitted by skootles on Jun 25, 10 at 5:20pm

      I didn't know the little mermaid had a car.

  • Submitted by christiechaos on Jun 25, 10 at 4:37pm

    Poor dude

  • Submitted by dustindarko on Jun 26, 10 at 4:39am

    I don't own a comb

  • Submitted by citispudstl on Jul 20, 10 at 3:47pm


  • Submitted by dmaverick27 on Jun 26, 10 at 1:46am

    I'm afraid now I'll never eat feddacini Alfredo pasta my favorite food again with out thinking about having hair from a comb in it

  • Submitted by LoloFoShoSho on Jun 27, 10 at 3:43am

    It's not sad, it's fuckin gross

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 10 at 5:23pm

    at least you get fettuccini