You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • Submitted by whiteknave on Jul 25, 10 at 1:44pm

    how often is "cactus" likely to come up during sex with him?

    • 68 66
      Submitted by jenmaree on Jul 26, 10 at 4:42am

      Maybe he likes cactii in his bottom.

  • Submitted by dre623 on Jul 25, 10 at 1:15pm

    then ask him how "stop, you're choking the shit out of me" is for a safe word

  • Submitted by blamblam on Jul 25, 10 at 8:35pm

    What sorts of things was this guy planning that "cactus" would make a bad safe word?

  • Submitted by SoMuchStupidity on Jul 25, 10 at 1:42pm

    Sounds like a pretty good safe word to me, and obviously it was chosen with "ouch" in mind. :-)\n\nWanna-be Doms are st00pit.

  • 96 51
    Submitted by smartgrrl2 on Jul 25, 10 at 8:19pm

    RuleBookGuy, you should check that..everyone knows you fuck the crazy ones, they're the best in bed.

  • 98 77
    Submitted by smartities on Jul 25, 10 at 1:31pm

    These are two guys from the old guard talkin' -the only people left that actually use the term "s

  • 73 77
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Jul 25, 10 at 2:37pm

    sounds like your whoredom is in question

  • 63 64
    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Jul 26, 10 at 1:21am

    how about oklahoma like jackass used?

  • 60 59
    Submitted by inesbitt on Jul 26, 10 at 10:43pm

    Ohh Berkshire county...keepin it classy I see

  • 67 73
    Submitted by canadaAR on Jul 25, 10 at 1:14pm

    terrifying

  • 74 90
    Submitted by Leaf on Jul 25, 10 at 1:21pm

    What's rule number 3?

  • 63 74
    Submitted by Biznatch on Jul 25, 10 at 3:28pm

    Shouldve picked biznatch

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Saeglopur on Oct 9, 10 at 2:56pm

    They used "Boise" on Desperate Housewives that one episode. I personally prefer "Montana."

  • Submitted by weareforeverrr on Jul 25, 10 at 8:20pm

    what does s&m stand for?

    • 31 42
      Submitted by pocketPixie on Feb 21, 12 at 9:58pm

      You must be new here.

  • 36 38
    Submitted by kitten0121 on Jun 26, 11 at 9:55am

    Red, yellow, and green are much more often used as safe words. Red means completely stop the scene, yellow means pause for a break or reevaluation, and green means "more!"

  • 48 62
    Submitted by Ryuu on Aug 1, 10 at 2:00pm

    That's kind of the point of safewords, that they aren't something you'd be likely to say otherwise during sex. Faildom is fail.

  • 64 94
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 25, 10 at 1:17pm

    If you would follow Rule 3 then you wouldn't have this problem!!!

  • 45 58
    Submitted by PinkTaco1606 on Jul 28, 10 at 11:21am

    Favorite!!! Cactus!!!

  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 25, 10 at 1:24pm

    RULE 3: DONT FUCK CRAZY

  • 40 73
    Submitted by stella80810 on Aug 29, 10 at 5:47pm

    casamaddie@hotmail.com

  • 24 42
    Submitted by black_lace on Jul 18, 12 at 9:01pm

    Pshh. That's straight up silly. My safe word is aardvark. And I'm not mocking, I take my S

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 10 at 1:47pm

    I put my shoulder out trying to choke a girl during oral. She got really annoyed when I had to stop and go to hospital :s