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  • how often is "cactus" likely to come up during sex with him?

    Submitted by whiteknave on Jul 25, 10 at 1:44pm
  • then ask him how "stop, you're choking the shit out of me" is for a safe word

    Submitted by dre623 on Jul 25, 10 at 1:15pm
  • What sorts of things was this guy planning that "cactus" would make a bad safe word?

    Submitted by blamblam on Jul 25, 10 at 8:35pm
  • Sounds like a pretty good safe word to me, and obviously it was chosen with "ouch" in mind. :-)\n\nWanna-be Doms are st00pit.

    Submitted by SoMuchStupidity on Jul 25, 10 at 1:42pm
  • RuleBookGuy, you should check that..everyone knows you fuck the crazy ones, they're the best in bed.

    Submitted by smartgrrl2 on Jul 25, 10 at 8:19pm
  • These are two guys from the old guard talkin' -the only people left that actually use the term "s

    Submitted by smartities on Jul 25, 10 at 1:31pm
  • sounds like your whoredom is in question

    Submitted by ilovewhores on Jul 25, 10 at 2:37pm
  • how about oklahoma like jackass used?

    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Jul 26, 10 at 1:21am
  • terrifying

    Submitted by canadaAR on Jul 25, 10 at 1:14pm
  • They used "Boise" on Desperate Housewives that one episode. I personally prefer "Montana."

    Submitted by Saeglopur on Oct 9, 10 at 2:56pm
  • That's kind of the point of safewords, that they aren't something you'd be likely to say otherwise during sex. Faildom is fail.

    Submitted by Ryuu on Aug 1, 10 at 2:00pm
  • If you would follow Rule 3 then you wouldn't have this problem!!!

    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 25, 10 at 1:17pm
  • Ohh Berkshire county...keepin it classy I see

    Submitted by inesbitt on Jul 26, 10 at 10:43pm
  • Red, yellow, and green are much more often used as safe words. Red means completely stop the scene, yellow means pause for a break or reevaluation, and green means "more!"

    Submitted by kitten0121 on Jun 26, 11 at 9:55am
  • What's rule number 3?

    Submitted by Leaf on Jul 25, 10 at 1:21pm
  • Shouldve picked biznatch

    Submitted by Biznatch on Jul 25, 10 at 3:28pm
  • Favorite!!! Cactus!!!

    Submitted by PinkTaco1606 on Jul 28, 10 at 11:21am
  • what does s&m stand for?

    Submitted by weareforeverrr on Jul 25, 10 at 8:20pm
  • Pshh. That's straight up silly. My safe word is aardvark. And I'm not mocking, I take my S

    Submitted by black_lace on Jul 18, 12 at 9:01pm
  • casamaddie@hotmail.com

    Submitted by stella80810 on Aug 29, 10 at 5:47pm
  • RULE 3: DONT FUCK CRAZY

    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 25, 10 at 1:24pm
  • I put my shoulder out trying to choke a girl during oral. She got really annoyed when I had to stop and go to hospital :s

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 10 at 1:47pm