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  • 45 16
    Submitted by Muffin_Man on Aug 30, 10 at 3:33pm
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    Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!

  • 47 25
    Submitted by DestruKto on Aug 30, 10 at 1:24pm
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    No offense, but 10 shots isn't impressive. Certainly not for a guy.

    • 17 16
      Submitted by eag0127 on Aug 30, 10 at 8:34pm
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      depends on how long it took them to do the shots. over half an hour isnt impressive. within 5 minutes is pretty good

  • 42 16
    Submitted by supertrooper on Aug 30, 10 at 1:44pm
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    at least you didn't wake up cover in someone elses blood.

  • 31 16
    Submitted by tallerguy87 on Aug 30, 10 at 1:22pm
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    Is that what "guy time " usually is?

  • 28 19
    Submitted by Valkyrie on Aug 30, 10 at 4:36pm
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    I'd honestly rather wake up covered in my own blood then covered in my own vomit.

  • 20 17
    Submitted by hoppy2120 on Aug 30, 10 at 10:17pm
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    cum*

  • 21 19
    Submitted by evolwayz on Aug 30, 10 at 3:30pm
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    Much better than waking up covered in someone else blood, believe me

  • 18 17
    Submitted by BrOOkLyNsFinEsT on Aug 30, 10 at 6:12pm
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    Are you sure it was your blood? I certainly hope so.

  • 16 14
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 10 at 1:37pm
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    What about a lil rice-muncher?

  • 15 14
    Submitted by hoppy2120 on Aug 30, 10 at 9:57pm
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    Cum*

  • 15 18
    Submitted by notTexan on Aug 31, 10 at 3:17am
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    In Texas "guy time" means sitting around while giving each other handjobs.

  • 11 13
    Submitted by destructo on Sep 1, 10 at 3:12am
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    Dude, I told you that stripper was on her period, I'm surprised you couldn't smell it.

  • 16 23
    Submitted by zagazan on Aug 31, 10 at 12:52am
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    Least it wasn't period blood

  • 13 19
    Submitted by Valkyrie on Aug 30, 10 at 4:37pm
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    oh an good job randomnight...you made yourself look like an asshat twice!

  • 10 17
    Submitted by Furrettes on Sep 1, 10 at 12:28am
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    ahh OP you are my anti depressant

  • 15 28
    Submitted by Randomnight on Aug 30, 10 at 1:19pm
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    First! :)

  • 16 30
    Submitted by Randomnight on Aug 30, 10 at 1:18pm
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    First! : )

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