Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
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BFF fo life right there
What a good friend!
This is the best fucking text I've read in a long time! Good stuff :)
Who dat nation baby!! We the champs :) geaux saints!!!!!!!! Louisiana is about to take over this country!!
Best friend ever
So informative! Good work friend!
this is amazing. i wish i had a friend like this!!!
What an amazing friend
We all need friends like that
That's a damn good friend there
What a good fried
Pass the dutchie by the left hand side
That is freaking awesome!
In the top ten. Do I now have a reason to exist?
good work DD
Evry mornin i get txts like dat
Well I'm glad the saints won
WHO DAT SAID?!?!?! NO ONE!! And I've had to do this before for my bitch
That is an AWESOME friend
Took the saints long enough...
Best text ever... I wish I had friends like this Who dat baby
What a good greibd.
that friend should get a gold medal xD
WHO DAT BABY!
WHO DAT?!!!!!!!!! ayyyy. I got friends like this.
Lrn 2 txt n propr Nglsh. N00b.
damn, someones on top of things!
Hahahahahahaha still laughing at the ending
Who dat baby!!!
FIRST MOTHER FUCKERS!!!
You shouldn't Smoke....
Mollie got her twat swatted not her cock blocked that would be akward
WHOOOOO DAT BABY!
What a friend. She should win an award
Fuck the dumbass saints and all their fans! Go fist urself
that is a great friend
Now thts a great friend
1:55...you're the only one that likes a dick in thier asshole. The rest of us are real men. We like at least 2.
Saints all the way!
Yeah boiiii!!! SAINTS!!
I'm gonna have to agree with 2:00. 1:55, you ARE NOT fucking funny. You're not funny in any of the other texts and you're not funny in this one. Period. Get the fuck over it already.
Sent to herself?
Idc how funny or not funny a text is on this site, when people type like that ruins the whole thing. Unless they're drunk.
STFU with the 'who dat' omfg
What a friend
Very good friend! I agree!!
That's what friends are for.....(i'm singing of course)
Who texts like that >_>
Downvoted solely for spelling.
160 character limit?
Lol, represent where I live SC baby!! and saints suck, all about Packers
who types like that?
You are fat. Do a sit up
MAN THE HARPOONS!!!! IT'S WHALING TIME!!!!!
saying "who dat" makes you seem like a fucking retard. I don't pay attention to the NFL, but I don't need to to hate the Saints for all their trashy fans and thug football players.
um, this is either the best friend in the world or just a very smart drunk.