Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
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BFF fo life right there
What a good friend!
This is the best fucking text I've read in a long time! Good stuff :)
Who dat nation baby!! We the champs :) geaux saints!!!!!!!! Louisiana is about to take over this country!!
Best friend ever
this is amazing. i wish i had a friend like this!!!
What an amazing friend
So informative! Good work friend!
What a good fried
In the top ten. Do I now have a reason to exist?
That's a damn good friend there
WHO DAT SAID?!?!?! NO ONE!! And I've had to do this before for my bitch
Pass the dutchie by the left hand side
We all need friends like that
good work DD
That is an AWESOME friend
Evry mornin i get txts like dat
That is freaking awesome!
Well I'm glad the saints won
Lrn 2 txt n propr Nglsh. N00b.
damn, someones on top of things!
Took the saints long enough...
WHO DAT?!!!!!!!!! ayyyy. I got friends like this.
WHO DAT BABY!
that friend should get a gold medal xD
Hahahahahahaha still laughing at the ending
You shouldn't Smoke....
What a good greibd.
WHOOOOO DAT BABY!
I'm gonna have to agree with 2:00. 1:55, you ARE NOT fucking funny. You're not funny in any of the other texts and you're not funny in this one. Period. Get the fuck over it already.
Now thts a great friend
Best text ever... I wish I had friends like this Who dat baby
Who dat baby!!!
Saints all the way!
Mollie got her twat swatted not her cock blocked that would be akward
FIRST MOTHER FUCKERS!!!
1:55...you're the only one that likes a dick in thier asshole. The rest of us are real men. We like at least 2.
Yeah boiiii!!! SAINTS!!
STFU with the 'who dat' omfg
Sent to herself?
Fuck the dumbass saints and all their fans! Go fist urself
Very good friend! I agree!!
What a friend. She should win an award
that is a great friend
That's what friends are for.....(i'm singing of course)
What a friend
Idc how funny or not funny a text is on this site, when people type like that ruins the whole thing. Unless they're drunk.
Downvoted solely for spelling.
160 character limit?
Who texts like that >_>
Lol, represent where I live SC baby!! and saints suck, all about Packers
MAN THE HARPOONS!!!! IT'S WHALING TIME!!!!!
You are fat. Do a sit up
who types like that?
saying "who dat" makes you seem like a fucking retard. I don't pay attention to the NFL, but I don't need to to hate the Saints for all their trashy fans and thug football players.
um, this is either the best friend in the world or just a very smart drunk.