Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
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BFF fo life right there
What a good friend!
This is the best fucking text I've read in a long time! Good stuff :)
Who dat nation baby!! We the champs :) geaux saints!!!!!!!! Louisiana is about to take over this country!!
Best friend ever
What an amazing friend
this is amazing. i wish i had a friend like this!!!
So informative! Good work friend!
What a good fried
That's a damn good friend there
In the top ten. Do I now have a reason to exist?
We all need friends like that
Pass the dutchie by the left hand side
Well I'm glad the saints won
That is freaking awesome!
good work DD
Evry mornin i get txts like dat
That is an AWESOME friend
WHO DAT SAID?!?!?! NO ONE!! And I've had to do this before for my bitch
Took the saints long enough...
damn, someones on top of things!
that friend should get a gold medal xD
Best text ever... I wish I had friends like this Who dat baby
WHO DAT BABY!
WHO DAT?!!!!!!!!! ayyyy. I got friends like this.
Lrn 2 txt n propr Nglsh. N00b.
What a good greibd.
Hahahahahahaha still laughing at the ending
FIRST MOTHER FUCKERS!!!
You shouldn't Smoke....
Mollie got her twat swatted not her cock blocked that would be akward
WHOOOOO DAT BABY!
Fuck the dumbass saints and all their fans! Go fist urself
Now thts a great friend
1:55...you're the only one that likes a dick in thier asshole. The rest of us are real men. We like at least 2.
I'm gonna have to agree with 2:00. 1:55, you ARE NOT fucking funny. You're not funny in any of the other texts and you're not funny in this one. Period. Get the fuck over it already.
Saints all the way!
Who dat baby!!!
that is a great friend
STFU with the 'who dat' omfg
What a friend. She should win an award
Yeah boiiii!!! SAINTS!!
Very good friend! I agree!!
Sent to herself?
That's what friends are for.....(i'm singing of course)
Idc how funny or not funny a text is on this site, when people type like that ruins the whole thing. Unless they're drunk.
Who texts like that >_>
Downvoted solely for spelling.
160 character limit?
What a friend
Lol, represent where I live SC baby!! and saints suck, all about Packers
who types like that?
You are fat. Do a sit up
MAN THE HARPOONS!!!! IT'S WHALING TIME!!!!!
saying "who dat" makes you seem like a fucking retard. I don't pay attention to the NFL, but I don't need to to hate the Saints for all their trashy fans and thug football players.
um, this is either the best friend in the world or just a very smart drunk.