Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
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BFF fo life right there
What a good friend!
This is the best fucking text I've read in a long time! Good stuff :)
Who dat nation baby!! We the champs :) geaux saints!!!!!!!! Louisiana is about to take over this country!!
Best friend ever
What an amazing friend
this is amazing. i wish i had a friend like this!!!
So informative! Good work friend!
What a good fried
In the top ten. Do I now have a reason to exist?
That's a damn good friend there
We all need friends like that
That is freaking awesome!
WHO DAT SAID?!?!?! NO ONE!! And I've had to do this before for my bitch
Well I'm glad the saints won
That is an AWESOME friend
Pass the dutchie by the left hand side
good work DD
Evry mornin i get txts like dat
damn, someones on top of things!
Lrn 2 txt n propr Nglsh. N00b.
Best text ever... I wish I had friends like this Who dat baby
WHO DAT BABY!
WHO DAT?!!!!!!!!! ayyyy. I got friends like this.
that friend should get a gold medal xD
Took the saints long enough...
Hahahahahahaha still laughing at the ending
FIRST MOTHER FUCKERS!!!
What a good greibd.
You shouldn't Smoke....
WHOOOOO DAT BABY!
Mollie got her twat swatted not her cock blocked that would be akward
Fuck the dumbass saints and all their fans! Go fist urself
Saints all the way!
Now thts a great friend
I'm gonna have to agree with 2:00. 1:55, you ARE NOT fucking funny. You're not funny in any of the other texts and you're not funny in this one. Period. Get the fuck over it already.
1:55...you're the only one that likes a dick in thier asshole. The rest of us are real men. We like at least 2.
Who dat baby!!!
STFU with the 'who dat' omfg
Yeah boiiii!!! SAINTS!!
What a friend. She should win an award
that is a great friend
Very good friend! I agree!!
Sent to herself?
That's what friends are for.....(i'm singing of course)
Idc how funny or not funny a text is on this site, when people type like that ruins the whole thing. Unless they're drunk.
Who texts like that >_>
What a friend
Downvoted solely for spelling.
160 character limit?
Lol, represent where I live SC baby!! and saints suck, all about Packers
who types like that?
MAN THE HARPOONS!!!! IT'S WHALING TIME!!!!!
You are fat. Do a sit up
um, this is either the best friend in the world or just a very smart drunk.
saying "who dat" makes you seem like a fucking retard. I don't pay attention to the NFL, but I don't need to to hate the Saints for all their trashy fans and thug football players.