Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
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Where I go to college, the cops will play beer pong with us sometimes!
This is hilarious. She might regret it in jail next morning, unless the cops took pity on her wasted ass, in which case this is a great story :D
ahhh the perfect woman!
Sex is a awful thing that should not be discussed!!! Earmuffs!!
So I was getting this bitch to bleed last night
thats fucking awesome!
HA !!!!!!!!!THAT GIRL ACHIEVES AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMFAO
I want her. I will have her.
yeah 650! those cops will take shots though. yikes.
4:53, it's when a man stabs a woman over and over with the pointiest part of his body. :] People can't get enough of it.
I would love to see how the rest of that night went.
has anyone here done anal with two girls in one night?
4:58, 4:53 is obviously a tard and a troll no need to get upset over it. I'm reasonably positive preschoolers know what sex is, definitely some kid online or on an iPhone.
FTW!!!!! That's awesome!! This is something my friends and I would do!!
Is this chick taken?
I wish the cops who busted me last weekend were that cool. Damnt
This must be before the butt sex
Window sills are clear
The cops just got SERVED!
why did you even answer 4:53's question? If you don't know what sex is, get off this site.
When those police men came back to the station, they told us all about that. Interesting night.
That hardly ever works OP.
7:13...wheres this? lol
i love Crispy, the awesome shots chick and the cops!
4:44, that's how my best friend lost his virginity. True story.
I love the Crispy phenomenon.
Haha. That's a classy broad.
Been there done that... Will NEVER do it again
This is my area code...our cops r pussies, they dnt do shit
You just received a standing ovation from me and my buddy!!