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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 7:13am

    Where I go to college, the cops will play beer pong with us sometimes!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 2:47am

    This is hilarious. She might regret it in jail next morning, unless the cops took pity on her wasted ass, in which case this is a great story :D

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 7:32pm

    thats fucking awesome!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 4:56pm

    4:53, it's when a man stabs a woman over and over with the pointiest part of his body. :] People can't get enough of it.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 5:51pm

    I want her. I will have her.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 1:29am

    ahhh the perfect woman! F4L53

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 6:18pm

    Sex is a awful thing that should not be discussed!!! Earmuffs!! So I was getting this bitch to bleed last night -crispy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 6:39am

    Swwweeeeeetttttt!!!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 6:16pm

    4:58, 4:53 is obviously a tard and a troll no need to get upset over it. I'm reasonably positive preschoolers know what sex is, definitely some kid online or on an iPhone.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 6:33pm

    I wish the cops who busted me last weekend were that cool. Damnt

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 4:42am

    yeah 650! those cops will take shots though. yikes.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 6:17pm

    I would love to see how the rest of that night went.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 11:56pm

    FTW!!!!! That's awesome!! This is something my friends and I would do!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 2:24pm

    7:13...wheres this? lol

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 10:56am

    Is this chick taken?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 8:39pm

    This must be before the butt sex

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 4:44pm

    When those police men came back to the station, they told us all about that. Interesting night.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 4:44pm

    has anyone here done anal with two girls in one night?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 4:59am

    HA !!!!!!!!!THAT GIRL ACHIEVES AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMFAO

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 4:45pm

    Haha. That's a classy broad.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 9:01pm

    Window sills are clear

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 4:58pm

    why did you even answer 4:53's question? If you don't know what sex is, get off this site.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 1:23am

    The cops just got SERVED!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 5:03pm

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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 4:48pm

    4:44, that's how my best friend lost his virginity. True story.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:38pm

    Been there done that... Will NEVER do it again

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 5:47am

    i love Crispy, the awesome shots chick and the cops!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 8:06pm

    This is my area code...our cops r pussies, they dnt do shit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 4:57pm

    That hardly ever works OP.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 12:05am

    I love the Crispy phenomenon.

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    Submitted by skoal_diddy on Nov 25, 12 at 12:32pm

    You just received a standing ovation from me and my buddy!!