Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
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Where I go to college, the cops will play beer pong with us sometimes!
This is hilarious. She might regret it in jail next morning, unless the cops took pity on her wasted ass, in which case this is a great story :D
ahhh the perfect woman!
HA !!!!!!!!!THAT GIRL ACHIEVES AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMFAO
Sex is a awful thing that should not be discussed!!! Earmuffs!!
So I was getting this bitch to bleed last night
thats fucking awesome!
4:53, it's when a man stabs a woman over and over with the pointiest part of his body. :] People can't get enough of it.
yeah 650! those cops will take shots though. yikes.
4:58, 4:53 is obviously a tard and a troll no need to get upset over it. I'm reasonably positive preschoolers know what sex is, definitely some kid online or on an iPhone.
Is this chick taken?
I would love to see how the rest of that night went.
I want her. I will have her.
has anyone here done anal with two girls in one night?
I wish the cops who busted me last weekend were that cool. Damnt
FTW!!!!! That's awesome!! This is something my friends and I would do!!
This must be before the butt sex
The cops just got SERVED!
Window sills are clear
why did you even answer 4:53's question? If you don't know what sex is, get off this site.
That hardly ever works OP.
4:44, that's how my best friend lost his virginity. True story.
When those police men came back to the station, they told us all about that. Interesting night.
i love Crispy, the awesome shots chick and the cops!
7:13...wheres this? lol
Haha. That's a classy broad.
Been there done that... Will NEVER do it again
I love the Crispy phenomenon.
This is my area code...our cops r pussies, they dnt do shit
You just received a standing ovation from me and my buddy!!