Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
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pretty ironic cuz if a guy is good enough to get a girl to cum all over his face, he's instant husband material.
Damn double standards.
Untrue. If you're going to be married for 40 years you better have someone who has no inhibitions and is willing to do different things or it will get boring fast. Id say its a good sign
I would prefer my spouse to have SOME inhibitions, wouldn't you? and you can be open to different things without wanting semen on your face. and since the people hypothetically in question aren't married yet, the fact that the chick's okay with it probably just means she's a little lacking in self-respect
sounds like you want to marry a Nun...have fun with that!
you're right, I forgot all women love jizz on their face except nuns. and I'm a chick. plenty of fun kinky shit to do that doesn't involve burning eyes or sticky cheeks. I prefer sexual acts that I actually get to enjoy, too.
and your narrow view and belief that only your views on sex are correct and that anyone who enjoys "kinkier" or "degrading" sex in your view means you have passed beyond the necessary self respect to the "too annoyingly concerned about being right to even be considered for sex" level
I'm definitely annoyingly concerned about being right, but I don't think not wanting a faceful of semen should put me out of the running for sex. all I said is "I" would like a spouse that wants to do something I enjoy, too. I said she's "probably" lacking self-respect- I know there are women who enjoy facials, it's just not a majority. many of them do it just to please a guy, and I'm sorry but there are so many more mutually pleasing acts that you could be p
*could give a try first.
No way man. If a girl let's you finish on her face, that's one step closer to wife material.
Rule 324: Guys and Girls don't share the same views on martial status material.
You mean marital, martial has to do with the military.
Yeah but anal is instant wife material.
you want the mother of your children to be the kind of person who wants things put in their ass?
Wife =/= mother, buddy. There are plenty of childfree women who are in happy marriages.
I know this. just speaking hypothetically. people don't like to think about moms doing anal. and the point is, women who enjoy anal are a minority and aren't some golden find. if I were a dude I would prefer my wife to enjoy sex rather than just do stuff because I want it and secretly resent me for it.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of the ... Oops it's all over your face
This is seriously effed. The idea that being sexually open is a bad sign in a women is soooo 19th century. You want a wife who is comfortable with her own body and needs and is willing to meet yours.
does anyone "need" to jizz on someone's face, though? I agree that sexuality in women shouldn't be condemned, I just don't think sexual acts that only serve men and can not (often) be reciprocated are really with-the-times either.
@6.31 angry pirate is THE shit!!
Then what the hell is code for coming in her mouf?
A guy close - minded enough to lose respect for a girl because she lets him cum on her face = not husband material.
I'd have to say she is perfect wife material. Every wife will nag and bitch about things! If you can nut on her face, then it's worth it to be married......you can pay them back for the nagging and bitching.
this is why women don't typically like facials. "pay them back for nagging"? sexual acts shouldn't be used for punishment, or revenge. you've just confirmed that many men who like jizzing on a girl's face probably just enjoy the fact that it's degrading
There are women who like it because it's degrading, too. It's all about how you like to be treated during sex.
understandable, yes. I did say "typically". but there are a lot of underlying psychological issues in a woman who associates sex with lowering her self-respect. it is not the norm.
Just because a woman likes to be degraded during sexual acts doesn't mean there's anything wrong with her.
okay, I will admit you're right. but I would love to know at what point in their lives they began to associate being treated poorly with getting off or eroticism. I don't mean that sarcastically, I really am curious why some people feel that way.
Anon8609, you're a fucking prude. Nobody said this text was about YOUR ideas of kinky, fun or self respect.. Most guys would live their wives to be into anal. N my fiancé gets treated sometimes by giving me a facial, I get off on him liking it so much. Grow up.
could not agree more! When did facials become all that kinky anyways? I'm the first for equal rights, but when did doing something your man gets pleasure out of become so "degrading"? Who cares if you're a mom and you like anal/facials? If you have a prob with women being open to their man's desires, go back to the priory!
they're not all that kinky. I think they are uncomfortable and absurd, not kinky. they are degrading because of the symbolism of the act- to me, the face is not an erogenous (sp?) zone or altogether sexual. come on someone's tits, fine. come up my nose? not sexy, and not fun. I don't altogether understand why guys find it so titillating but to me it is about submission and gender roles. be open to your man's desires, but why not question WHY he desires what he does?
Ok.. then don't let a guy cum on your face. That is your right and you have a valid argument. But don't force your gender/sex issues onto the rest of us.
hey, I didn't say anyone had to agree with me, I'm just frustrated with the overwhelming amount of comments I see that imply women who DON'T want jizz in their eyes are, as you say, prude. I like sex, I like kinky sex, I also like pleasing my partner. I DON'T like doing things that ONLY please my partner and make me feel like I am territory to be marked. this is a personal preference but I am sick of being made to feel like I am not "open-minded" enough because of it.
apparently it's okay for you to tell me that MY ideas of what is fun (or not) are wrong but I can not do the same. I also dislike that "most guys would love their wives to be into anal"- I am made to feel inferior to some girls who are willing to do whatever a dude asks for (or those who enjoy it) simply because I don't find the feeling of something entering my ass either pleasurable or fun. so I should feel bad about myself for not being "open" enough becaus
*because I don't enjoy anal. I don't appreciate that I may not be "wife material" to some people because I don't want anything in my ass, and "If you can nut on her face, then it's worth it to be married......you can pay them back for the nagging and bitching." just proves that some men enjoy facials for the wrong reasons.
jesus christ. you're taking this way too seriously. firstly, the face is an erogenous zone, assuming your lips are on your face. secondly, while i've never had a load blown in my face or anal, i'd hardly be offended if a guy didn't wanna marry me because i didn't desire those things. different strokes for different folks. thirdly, find someone who shares the same sexual interests as you and stop judging people for having different views on sex than you do. you sound like a broken record
Or potentially that he's not husband material?
Bukkake is where it's at. Squirt on my face = I'm a very happy boy.
that's hilarious cause I just read a text where some chick got jizzed on ::sighs:: there's always the chance that whoever you do marry in the future may have at some point caught one in the mug....
Sad but true
All the women I've ever given a facial to have been milfs in their 40's. So hot!
Haha No, it means we love you! That's why we do the Angry Pirate. =D
@anon: you are my new hero
Couldn't be more wrong...
I'm a girl.. and I rather enjoy when males finish on my face. So allll youu cannn suck it. Just saying.
@nmstew so very true. I agree wholeheartedly.
Lol if they only knew.
Legonut4 rocks the comments!
truer words have not been spoken
What's the angry pirate?!?! Im intrigued!
Urban dictionary holds the answers to all your questions.
That's degrading in my oipion I wouldn't want that done it really makes them think o yea I own this b**ch I've asked several guys and they told me that's the way they think of it as
Don't reveal the Guy Codes!
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what if it's an accident? haha
Omg that's so sweet no guy has ever came on my face! I must be perfect wifey material :X !!! <3 hehehehe
no that is a requirement for any girl(whore) that i date
It's funny because if u cum on someones face it means u don't love them.
Maybe for some, but not all...
Or she is cause she's down to enjoy pretty much any way two lovers can
I agree with Stew!
Cumming on your face also suggests (though there may be exceptions) that perhaps he might not be husband material either.
Hahaha but who needs a wife! She is fiancé material but never marry tha hoe