Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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Tell her to make it happy.
I doubt she did either.
Even a 747 looks small when it lands in the grand canyon\n\n- Tom arnold
tell her he's just taking a power nap, and you will be ready to poke fun at her directly...
Not gonna lie, the first time I saw my boyfriend's penis when it wasn't erected, I started giggling and saying "it's squishy" while poking it >.<
She prolly just meant it wasn't hard. I've never seen a big, flaccid dick before either.
Except my ex girlfriend was strange like that too, she only meant because it wasn't erect. And I'm sure that's what this chick meant too. However, back far away from this point in any relationship.
Definitely wouldn't admit this to a friend..
Oh, the sad post-coital conversations of the grower...
and now you feel sad and small
I dont think i would have posted that if i was you lol
Why are you telling us this?
What kind of MAN admits he has a small dick to the entire world? You fail at life dude.
Means he just came and it's not hard anymore .. hence the afterwards.
Why would you text this to someone? Just sayin.
short dick man
Well, tell her that poking it won't make it big and happy. What is up with these weird chicks? One was scared of blowjobs so she just "played with it," this one poked it--don't these ladies know what a penis is?
She's talking about his flaccid weiner. She probably made it get bigger and smaller and laughing with enjoyment bc she doesn't have one. This is novel material here.
This just happened to me an hour ago.
Yeea zona. Ahaha