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  • Tell her to make it happy.

    Submitted by Michguy on Jul 10, 10 at 4:57pm
  • I doubt she did either.

    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 10, 10 at 3:26pm
  • Even a 747 looks small when it lands in the grand canyon\n\n- Tom arnold

    Submitted by beezil on Jul 10, 10 at 8:05pm
  • tell her he's just taking a power nap, and you will be ready to poke fun at her directly...

    Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 10, 10 at 7:19pm
  • Not gonna lie, the first time I saw my boyfriend's penis when it wasn't erected, I started giggling and saying "it's squishy" while poking it >.<

    Submitted by ilikeyourascot on Jul 11, 10 at 12:25am
  • She prolly just meant it wasn't hard. I've never seen a big, flaccid dick before either.

    Submitted by AliasMe on Jul 10, 10 at 7:14pm
  • Except my ex girlfriend was strange like that too, she only meant because it wasn't erect. And I'm sure that's what this chick meant too. However, back far away from this point in any relationship.

    Submitted by An0n on Jul 10, 10 at 6:01pm
  • Definitely wouldn't admit this to a friend..

    Submitted by riquelle on Jul 10, 10 at 4:37pm
  • Oh, the sad post-coital conversations of the grower...

    Submitted by meattastic on Jul 10, 10 at 6:01pm
  • and now you feel sad and small

    Submitted by oregon_donor on Jul 10, 10 at 5:09pm
  • I dont think i would have posted that if i was you lol

    Submitted by SLIK on Jul 10, 10 at 3:33pm
  • Why are you telling us this?

    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 10, 10 at 3:50pm
  • Lol fail

    Submitted by prettypanda on Jul 10, 10 at 5:31pm
  • What kind of MAN admits he has a small dick to the entire world? You fail at life dude.

    Submitted by RadMuffin on Jul 10, 10 at 7:58pm
  • Means he just came and it's not hard anymore .. hence the afterwards.

    Submitted by lIlIlIlI on Jul 11, 10 at 12:17am
  • Why would you text this to someone? Just sayin.

    Submitted by lockdown23 on Jul 11, 10 at 1:26am
  • HAhahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Submitted by iceyxchoyx on Jul 12, 10 at 5:38pm
  • short dick man

    Submitted by marsho on Jul 10, 10 at 5:06pm
  • Well, tell her that poking it won't make it big and happy. What is up with these weird chicks? One was scared of blowjobs so she just "played with it," this one poked it--don't these ladies know what a penis is?

    Submitted by gtfo_asshats on Jul 11, 10 at 5:04am
  • She's talking about his flaccid weiner. She probably made it get bigger and smaller and laughing with enjoyment bc she doesn't have one. This is novel material here.

    Submitted by ikeeyou on Oct 11, 10 at 2:32pm
  • Ahahaha fail.

    Submitted by EpikChick on Jul 10, 10 at 11:05pm
  • This just happened to me an hour ago.

    Submitted by Mooshan on Jul 11, 10 at 2:36am
  • Yeea zona. Ahaha

    Submitted by chelly106 on Jul 10, 10 at 4:15pm