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  • Submitted by sloandeepnlong on Aug 4, 10 at 11:09am

    The rare gem of a man!

  • Submitted by Sethro on Aug 4, 10 at 11:11am

    I could easily fall into that category minus the "giant" part, big maybe, giant i doubt it

  • Submitted by IMGr8NU on Aug 4, 10 at 11:26am

    They only pretend to be slightly insecure because they know u fall for it all the time.

  • Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Aug 4, 10 at 11:17am

    33 percent of the last 3 days of texts have either dick or penis in them. Just saying.

  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 4, 10 at 11:42am

    Rule: If god was one of us, he would be one of those insecure men.

  • Submitted by jojoboo1 on Aug 4, 10 at 11:43am

    I like secure men with gold penises ... j/s

  • 90 67
    Submitted by Valkyrie on Aug 4, 10 at 11:23am

    and where could i find one of these?

  • 93 87
    Submitted by Keefcurl on Aug 4, 10 at 12:07pm

    I'd prefer a giant heart and a gold penis.

  • 77 79
    Submitted by cmillss on Aug 4, 10 at 11:46pm

    Sounds like the perfect man<3

  • 74 79
    Submitted by callalilly on Aug 4, 10 at 8:38pm

    I love mine!

  • 79 89
    Submitted by 123go on Aug 4, 10 at 11:26am

    Circpro, you're what's wrong with the world. Change your name to cancer.

  • 67 70
    Submitted by waaahooooo11 on Aug 18, 10 at 10:33pm

    giant...idk about. but i have one of those men (:

  • 72 81
    Submitted by abj123 on Aug 5, 10 at 2:56am

    Love em Wish their were more!!!

  • 62 63
    Submitted by magicthief on Aug 24, 10 at 1:30am

    Let's make the dream a reality

  • 67 76
    Submitted by afterdark65 on Aug 8, 10 at 12:20am

    Can marry this guy??

  • 73 88
    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Aug 5, 10 at 10:52am

    Weird how this sounds like Sophie-Ann

  • 68 78
    Submitted by TurdFerguson324 on Aug 5, 10 at 6:46am

    << All of the above, just saying.

  • 71 84
    Submitted by erikabear on Aug 5, 10 at 1:21am

    Mmmmmmmmmmmm. My mouth is watering at the thought...

  • 72 90
    Submitted by MrFloyd on Aug 4, 10 at 12:59pm

    Heart of Gold\nBalls of Steel\nWar Damn Eagle

  • 68 83
    Submitted by Planet38 on Aug 4, 10 at 11:40am

    hell yeah!

  • 53 54
    Submitted by drapple on Jul 10, 12 at 12:22am

    Dibs!

  • Submitted by RRstr926 on Aug 4, 10 at 2:46pm

    sounds like me :(

  • 69 87
    Submitted by 92camaro on Aug 5, 10 at 7:02am

    According to my gf I fall into that category :)

  • 61 72
    Submitted by phmsmusic on Aug 31, 10 at 2:04am

    Lol that is definitely a straight on definition of me

  • 66 82
    Submitted by cmwhaat on Aug 5, 10 at 4:25am

    Are you talking about a guy named Matt W.??

  • 60 71
    Submitted by adele8892 on Aug 31, 10 at 1:46am

    Story of my life :)

  • 62 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 10 at 5:40am

    Since when do bitches get off on "slightly insecure guys?"

  • 60 77
    Submitted by cornwallqueen on Aug 4, 10 at 2:24pm

    I have one :D love him and his abilities ;)

  • 57 74
    Submitted by star_scapes on Aug 30, 10 at 5:37am

    Don't know about the heart of gold part, but i met one last week, and he's nice! I thought these men were myths!

  • 58 77
    Submitted by dlux621 on Aug 5, 10 at 10:51am

    Only bc they make u feel better about your worthless self

  • 59 79
    Submitted by hotoldman on Aug 4, 10 at 7:55pm

    I love you too

  • 59 80
    Submitted by Apox on Apr 7, 11 at 2:26pm

    Hey I'm one of those

  • 62 86
    Submitted by spillproof on Aug 9, 10 at 3:00pm

    Hah! Ilove being this guy, except.. Having a low self-esteem from the sluts that take advantage of us!

  • 61 85
    Submitted by iamsofly on Aug 4, 10 at 11:22am

    TRUTH!!

  • Submitted by blargmeansno on Aug 7, 10 at 4:08am

    You'd be surprised how many of us there are, up until you fuck up our heads and shit goes outta control

  • 58 80
    Submitted by grantwhite on Aug 4, 10 at 8:49pm

    You just described me

  • 48 61
    Submitted by urcowgurl101 on Sep 27, 11 at 5:09am

    Sounds like my ex.. Is he from Crenshaw County and does he do logging? And if his initials are HRC.. dont let him go like i did..

  • 58 83
    Submitted by kalliope on Aug 8, 10 at 6:54am

    They are gems

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Redkitten24 on Sep 22, 11 at 4:17pm

    I'm getting married to one of these rare awesome men in 6 months ^.^

  • 61 90
    Submitted by Kelleygirl32 on Aug 16, 10 at 4:52pm

    Sounds like my husband. Come to think, that's how we started going out.

  • 65 98
    Submitted by Anonyrnous on Aug 4, 10 at 9:55pm

    I know I'm the 10,000th person to say this, but this text could definitely be about me.

  • 60 88
    Submitted by kToTheDiz on Aug 4, 10 at 2:51pm

    Boys playing insecurity cards is like girls fishing for compliments \n\ngod will smite us all.

  • Submitted by ingebeastly on Aug 4, 10 at 2:31pm

    so you love homosexuals?

  • 41 52
    Submitted by dannie1288 on Aug 21, 12 at 8:54am

    Where do I order mine!

  • 59 88
    Submitted by FUCKYEAPANCAKE on Aug 4, 10 at 9:36pm

    WTF!!God doesnt care u dumb he has got lives to change and that doesnt help at all

  • 60 90
    Submitted by jojoboo1 on Aug 4, 10 at 12:38pm

    Correction- 33% of the last 3 days of texts have either dick or god in them. Just saying.

  • 61 93
    Submitted by Konpaito on Aug 7, 10 at 8:38am

    I've me plenty, but they need to look decent too or it's a no-go ;/ most of the time they're insecure for a reason

  • 60 91
    Submitted by leadbelly on Aug 4, 10 at 2:35pm

    Are you talking about me again

  • 56 84
    Submitted by x0areo21x0 on Aug 4, 10 at 3:59pm

    Don't we all

  • 57 87
    Submitted by oohlala on Aug 10, 10 at 2:21pm

    my lifeeeeeee

  • Submitted by r9310 on Aug 4, 10 at 8:27pm

    Thats me but not sure about giant.... Its a good size though ^^

  • 58 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 10 at 11:30pm

    That's me ^_^

  • 58 93
    Submitted by enjoy420 on Aug 4, 10 at 7:35pm

    I'm offended... I think she is talking about me...:-( not cool

  • 50 80
    Submitted by ccfunnyman on Sep 1, 10 at 2:24am

    apparently im pretty damb close to perfect. ive been told i have a quite large penis. plus im insecure and have a heart of gold. YAY

  • 53 87
    Submitted by jojoboo1 on Aug 4, 10 at 12:40pm

    * oh balls ... My comment should have said 33 percent

  • 56 93
    Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Aug 4, 10 at 11:14am

    Again. The second to last text was also about dick. C'mon there has to be gold out there, quick picking texts that are dick themed. How about this TFLN mods. Whatever you are thinking about accepting. Accept the opposite. See what happens.

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    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 28, 13 at 5:44pm

    Coming from a guy, guys with giant penises are rarely insecure about anything...

  • Submitted by shadows114 on Aug 4, 10 at 11:45pm

    I feel that it is quite amazing how people will comment on here "oh you just described me :)" like seriously?? Obviously not if you have to say it behind a CPU screen. Like holy Jesus tit-fuck, go sack up and be an asshole to girls..

  • Submitted by raymond74 on Aug 4, 10 at 11:03am

    First

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    Submitted by sluttysunshine on Aug 4, 10 at 8:36pm

    Ohhh me too that's what I got now and thank god!! ;]]

  • Submitted by PlanetPiss on Aug 4, 10 at 5:00pm

    That's me

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    Submitted by 0FrankTheTank0 on Aug 4, 10 at 1:58pm

    Yay! At least someone loves me! :D

  • 45 77
    Submitted by acerzz on Nov 12, 11 at 3:47pm

    We're rare, but we exist.

  • 51 93
    Submitted by etphleb on Aug 5, 10 at 10:10am

    I found one too!!! IT'S AWESOME!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by patmans13 on Aug 5, 10 at 10:06am

    How do we know each other?

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    Submitted by niteride on Oct 13, 12 at 11:31am

    I have one of those guys. I adore him

  • Submitted by android69 on Aug 4, 10 at 11:55am

    When did my gf get a new area code?

  • Submitted by Circpro on Aug 4, 10 at 11:05am

    They're called fags