God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
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The rare gem of a man!
I could easily fall into that category minus the "giant" part, big maybe, giant i doubt it
33 percent of the last 3 days of texts have either dick or penis in them. Just saying.
They only pretend to be slightly insecure because they know u fall for it all the time.
and where could i find one of these?
i hear there's a few in the 514 area
No no no, the 541
I like secure men with gold penises ... j/s
Rule: If god was one of us, he would be one of those insecure men.
Mmmmmmmmmmmm. My mouth is watering at the thought...
I'd prefer a giant heart and a gold penis.
Hah! Ilove being this guy, except.. Having a low self-esteem from the sluts that take advantage of us!
Let's make the dream a reality
Can marry this guy??
so you love homosexuals?
You'd be surprised how many of us there are, up until you fuck up our heads and shit goes outta control
You just described me
Circpro, you're what's wrong with the world. Change your name to cancer.
I love mine!
Sounds like the perfect man<3
Love em Wish their were more!!!
Are you talking about a guy named Matt W.??
Story of my life :)
Yay! At least someone loves me! :D
Don't know about the heart of gold part, but i met one last week, and he's nice! I thought these men were myths!
Ohhh me too that's what I got now and thank god!! ;]]
giant...idk about. but i have one of those men (:
They are gems
<< All of the above, just saying.
According to my gf I fall into that category :)
Weird how this sounds like Sophie-Ann
Correction- 33% of the last 3 days of texts have either dick or god in them. Just saying.
apparently im pretty damb close to perfect. ive been told i have a quite large penis. plus im insecure and have a heart of gold. YAY
That's me ^_^
I'm offended... I think she is talking about me...:-( not cool
Don't we all
Heart of Gold\nBalls of Steel\nWar Damn Eagle
Coming from a guy, guys with giant penises are rarely insecure about anything...
Hey I'm one of those
Again. The second to last text was also about dick. C'mon there has to be gold out there, quick picking texts that are dick themed. How about this TFLN mods. Whatever you are thinking about accepting. Accept the opposite. See what happens.
Lol that is definitely a straight on definition of me
How do we know each other?
Since when do bitches get off on "slightly insecure guys?"
I love you too
When did my gf get a new area code?
sounds like me :(
* oh balls ... My comment should have said 33 percent
Only bc they make u feel better about your worthless self
Are you talking about me again
I feel that it is quite amazing how people will comment on here "oh you just described me :)" like seriously?? Obviously not if you have to say it behind a CPU screen. Like holy Jesus tit-fuck, go sack up and be an asshole to girls..
Sounds like my ex.. Is he from Crenshaw County and does he do logging? And if his initials are HRC.. dont let him go like i did..
WTF!!God doesnt care u dumb he has got lives to change and that doesnt help at all
I know I'm the 10,000th person to say this, but this text could definitely be about me.
I've me plenty, but they need to look decent too or it's a no-go ;/ most of the time they're insecure for a reason
Where do I order mine!
Sounds like my husband. Come to think, that's how we started going out.
Thats me but not sure about giant.... Its a good size though ^^
I found one too!!! IT'S AWESOME!!!!!!!!
Boys playing insecurity cards is like girls fishing for compliments \n\ngod will smite us all.
I'm getting married to one of these rare awesome men in 6 months ^.^
They're called fags
You're called a bitch.
We're rare, but we exist.
I have one of those guys. I adore him
I have one :D love him and his abilities ;)