God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
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The rare gem of a man!
I could easily fall into that category minus the "giant" part, big maybe, giant i doubt it
33 percent of the last 3 days of texts have either dick or penis in them. Just saying.
They only pretend to be slightly insecure because they know u fall for it all the time.
and where could i find one of these?
i hear there's a few in the 514 area
No no no, the 541
I like secure men with gold penises ... j/s
Rule: If god was one of us, he would be one of those insecure men.
Let's make the dream a reality
Mmmmmmmmmmmm. My mouth is watering at the thought...
I'd prefer a giant heart and a gold penis.
Hah! Ilove being this guy, except.. Having a low self-esteem from the sluts that take advantage of us!
Can marry this guy??
so you love homosexuals?
You'd be surprised how many of us there are, up until you fuck up our heads and shit goes outta control
You just described me
Circpro, you're what's wrong with the world. Change your name to cancer.
Love em Wish their were more!!!
I love mine!
Story of my life :)
Sounds like the perfect man<3
Are you talking about a guy named Matt W.??
Don't know about the heart of gold part, but i met one last week, and he's nice! I thought these men were myths!
Yay! At least someone loves me! :D
Ohhh me too that's what I got now and thank god!! ;]]
They are gems
Weird how this sounds like Sophie-Ann
giant...idk about. but i have one of those men (:
Again. The second to last text was also about dick. C'mon there has to be gold out there, quick picking texts that are dick themed. How about this TFLN mods. Whatever you are thinking about accepting. Accept the opposite. See what happens.
<< All of the above, just saying.
That's me ^_^
According to my gf I fall into that category :)
Don't we all
Heart of Gold\nBalls of Steel\nWar Damn Eagle
apparently im pretty damb close to perfect. ive been told i have a quite large penis. plus im insecure and have a heart of gold. YAY
I'm offended... I think she is talking about me...:-( not cool
When did my gf get a new area code?
Coming from a guy, guys with giant penises are rarely insecure about anything...
Correction- 33% of the last 3 days of texts have either dick or god in them. Just saying.
Hey I'm one of those
Since when do bitches get off on "slightly insecure guys?"
Lol that is definitely a straight on definition of me
I love you too
Only bc they make u feel better about your worthless self
sounds like me :(
How do we know each other?
* oh balls ... My comment should have said 33 percent
I feel that it is quite amazing how people will comment on here "oh you just described me :)" like seriously?? Obviously not if you have to say it behind a CPU screen. Like holy Jesus tit-fuck, go sack up and be an asshole to girls..
Are you talking about me again
I know I'm the 10,000th person to say this, but this text could definitely be about me.
Sounds like my ex.. Is he from Crenshaw County and does he do logging? And if his initials are HRC.. dont let him go like i did..
WTF!!God doesnt care u dumb he has got lives to change and that doesnt help at all
I've me plenty, but they need to look decent too or it's a no-go ;/ most of the time they're insecure for a reason
Where do I order mine!
Thats me but not sure about giant.... Its a good size though ^^
Boys playing insecurity cards is like girls fishing for compliments \n\ngod will smite us all.
Sounds like my husband. Come to think, that's how we started going out.
I found one too!!! IT'S AWESOME!!!!!!!!
I'm getting married to one of these rare awesome men in 6 months ^.^
They're called fags
You're called a bitch.
We're rare, but we exist.
I have one of those guys. I adore him
I have one :D love him and his abilities ;)