Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
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How do you burn water? Doesn't it just boil and evaporate?
At least no pretzels were harmed...
Guess that's the point. He's doing nothing. You can't burn water. The op is also fucked up.
Please send recipe for burning water.... I keep trying to make it .. But it just dissapears... Like ummm Steam?
You can't burn water. The pot was probably burning, though.
No... You can actually burn water. Good try though.
Clearly so many domestic people read this... It's not a literal phrase, but "burning water" is a common thing to call it when you boil water until it completely evaporates.