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  • "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's the best they're gonna fell all day" -George Carlin

    Submitted by jasboo on Sep 2, 10 at 4:35pm
  • who are u. we need to drink together and u will definitely will have the worst hangover of ur life. SAN DIEGO RULES

    Submitted by TBONEa on Sep 3, 10 at 2:41pm
  • This is my life now that summer quarter is over for the next 2 1/2 weeks till fall quarter starts. Yay for killing my liver!

    Submitted by eclecticmix on Sep 4, 10 at 1:30am
  • Amen to that.

    Submitted by MHOUSTON4155 on Sep 2, 10 at 4:14pm
  • Hey cwelkman I can watch Showtime too. Shut ur dumb ass face

    Submitted by dallas78 on Sep 3, 10 at 8:49am
  • In response to jasboo---- actually, Dean Martin came up with that. Just sayin.

    Submitted by jackdan on Sep 2, 10 at 9:53pm
  • JasbOObs win!

    Submitted by android69 on Sep 3, 10 at 8:47pm
  • What a loser

    Submitted by eet424 on Sep 5, 10 at 12:51am
  • Seriously! U gotta hit random to get anything funny from the past anymore, whoever filters these must be workin w some bitch tits

    Submitted by wash2422 on Sep 2, 10 at 8:26pm
  • That's called Alcoholism.

    Submitted by KatyPerrish4488 on Sep 3, 10 at 12:06pm
  • If you see morning then your not drinking enough loser. Fry the west Memphis three!!!

    Submitted by cwelkman on Sep 2, 10 at 11:17pm
  • I mean,I don't even call this a fun site anymore.It's just shit messages.

    Submitted by canonymous on Sep 2, 10 at 4:17pm
  • Welcome to the rest of your life.

    Submitted by Roc on Sep 3, 10 at 11:59pm