i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
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Part of me finds this really funny whereas the other part of me finds this really disturbing depending on the age of the recipient.
And then you will get thrown into jail...I don't think they're as big on the sparkling thing there...
LOL\nthe guy who sent this test is my hero
Hairspray helps the glitter stick longer.
Your comment gives me the same bright/sad feeling as the text...
Why don't you take a seat....right over there....
I agree...... Very funny, yet highly disturbing
Hahahahaha this is hilarious but I'm sort of concerned about how old the guy is who received this text
This is how R. Kelly got a preteen in bed with him.
I'm gonna get me one of those BUTT towels
Or don't shave for a while .. They love the werewolf look !
This is seriously true. That's the dad thing.
This tfln needs the pedobear stamp of approval.
is too true
To all those who say that the team Jacob girls wouldn't come running: you're wrong. They'd come running, too, they'd just want to kill the guy doing this.
If u do it, they will come lmao
I am going to try this today.
Haha.. Twilight lmao
Hilarious....yet examplifying much pedophilia....
try waking up and your gf applying glitter on your face!!!
This is a sad statement of the decline of westen civilization.
i prefer red hair and a best friend with a hot ass sscar ;)
The twilight girls will flock to you.
Again, about these peoples taste in women...I mean sure, the crazy ones tend to be the best in bed, but do you really want to stick your dick in THAT kind of crazy?
That is probably true lol
They are talking about Edward sparkling in the sunlight from Eclipse
no shit sherlock
hilarious. I just hope this guy is still in highschool. that would make it less disturbing
I absolutly refuse to date anyone who likes twilight
oh my friend would love that...hahah
Have to agree mclovin, but as most girls do, u just gotta grit ur teeth and them concentrating on ur dick and not twilight.... Then it all works out
@yourmomlovesme. I'm 14 and can relate tohalf this shit spoof STFU n00b....
Preteen is ages 11-13
the sad part is i know a girl who would totally go for that..
Actually, more preteen girls prefer Jacob while the older women prefer Edward. Actual test results.
Me being 13, I hate still hate Twilight. :)
why are you on this site?! do you understand what all the big words mean?
ImaSexaddict: I love you! Your totally right.
Haha, great text.
Paedo much?!!! Preteen btw doesn't include thirteen hence the teen in thirteen when u become a teenager!!
This made my entire life complete.
whoever you were texting this to is a fucking pedophile
Hilariousss! Marry me
This is so true stupid little twlight loving obsessed bitches!!
freaking hilarious!! Totally made my day...
only fat preteen girls though
Sad and funny. Lmao
this is the best thing i have ever read on this entire website. <3
Not if they are "team Jacob "! : )
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This makes me sad cause it's true. *sigh* But it's funny too.
Lmao this is both funny and disturbing!!!
Pedo bear is watching you...
Lmao I love this
Edward Cullen in real life!!!
This would probually be true I would come running..... LOL this guy gave good advice :) WIN!!!
I would.... If ur a vampire
Pedo bear is
*brie why do you know that?
first... & hahah
Bad.... No pretzels for you.