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  • Submitted by majorpayne89 on Jul 1, 10 at 10:57am

    Part of me finds this really funny whereas the other part of me finds this really disturbing depending on the age of the recipient.

  • Submitted by ImaSexAddict on Jul 1, 10 at 11:48am

    And then you will get thrown into jail...I don't think they're as big on the sparkling thing there...

  • Submitted by AshleyDAZZLES on Jul 1, 10 at 11:04am

    LOL\nthe guy who sent this test is my hero

  • Submitted by Gluevah on Jul 1, 10 at 5:49pm

    Hairspray helps the glitter stick longer.

    • Submitted by JDogish on Jul 2, 10 at 3:52am

      Your comment gives me the same bright/sad feeling as the text...

  • Submitted by Lost_The_Game on Jul 11, 10 at 11:52pm

    Why don't you take a seat....right over there....

  • Submitted by dropkickwilly on Jul 1, 10 at 11:47am

    I agree...... Very funny, yet highly disturbing

  • Submitted by darlin665 on Jul 2, 10 at 9:25pm

    Hahahahaha this is hilarious but I'm sort of concerned about how old the guy is who received this text

  • Submitted by McGreezy on Jul 2, 10 at 12:13am

    I'm gonna get me one of those BUTT towels

  • Submitted by dariaaaaa on Jul 10, 10 at 12:07pm

    freaking hilarious!

  • Submitted by Soviet_Russia on Jul 1, 10 at 5:29pm

    This tfln needs the pedobear stamp of approval.

  • Submitted by lostinadream on Jul 2, 10 at 2:32pm

    @majorpayne89: yes.

  • Submitted by supriya on Aug 13, 10 at 6:06pm

    Or don't shave for a while .. They love the werewolf look !

  • Submitted by enoxxx on Aug 6, 10 at 4:54pm

    is too true

  • Submitted by Anonymous159753 on Jul 1, 10 at 2:03pm


  • Submitted by Mr_Lova on Jul 1, 10 at 4:33pm

    This is how R. Kelly got a preteen in bed with him.

  • Submitted by loviegirly on Jul 24, 10 at 3:11am

    This is seriously true. That's the dad thing.

  • Submitted by cap238carson on Jul 5, 10 at 11:54am

    If u do it, they will come lmao

  • Submitted by Gleicheniaceae on Mar 4, 11 at 2:24am

    To all those who say that the team Jacob girls wouldn't come running: you're wrong. They'd come running, too, they'd just want to kill the guy doing this.

  • Submitted by GTownJoe85 on Jul 1, 10 at 7:14pm

    I am going to try this today.

  • Submitted by Ronaldlover67 on Jul 20, 10 at 4:10am

    i prefer red hair and a best friend with a hot ass sscar ;)

  • Submitted by bloo707 on Jul 27, 10 at 1:33am

    This is a sad statement of the decline of westen civilization.

  • Submitted by EpikChick on Jul 1, 10 at 7:46pm

    Hilarious....yet examplifying much pedophilia....

  • Submitted by OC_Partygirl562 on Jul 1, 10 at 5:54pm

    The twilight girls will flock to you.

  • Submitted by Dante on Jul 3, 10 at 2:50am

    Again, about these peoples taste in women...I mean sure, the crazy ones tend to be the best in bed, but do you really want to stick your dick in THAT kind of crazy?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 10 at 10:41pm

    Like vvvv

  • Submitted by breezy266 on Jul 4, 10 at 9:28am


  • Submitted by brokenbydisaster on Dec 23, 10 at 5:23pm

    try waking up and your gf applying glitter on your face!!!

  • Submitted by theshortgirl0912 on Jul 2, 10 at 4:36am

    hilarious. I just hope this guy is still in highschool. that would make it less disturbing

  • Submitted by ShitThrwnMonky on Jul 1, 10 at 2:23pm


  • Submitted by SuperSteph on Jul 3, 10 at 4:43am

    Haha.. Twilight lmao

  • Submitted by 1234abcd on Jul 2, 10 at 12:14am

    They are talking about Edward sparkling in the sunlight from Eclipse

  • Submitted by McLovin0120 on Jul 1, 10 at 10:39pm

    I absolutly refuse to date anyone who likes twilight

  • Submitted by AnnaMolly91 on Jul 2, 10 at 8:31am

    the sad part is i know a girl who would totally go for that..

  • Submitted by cat_man on Jul 1, 10 at 6:19pm

    oh my friend would love that...hahah

  • Submitted by smellani on Jul 1, 10 at 11:22am

    Preteen is ages 11-13

  • Submitted by xXLelaXx on Jul 5, 10 at 8:52am


  • Submitted by Domo929 on Jul 2, 10 at 12:15am

    Have to agree mclovin, but as most girls do, u just gotta grit ur teeth and them concentrating on ur dick and not twilight.... Then it all works out

  • Submitted by eternity on Jul 1, 10 at 12:53pm

    ImaSexaddict: I love you! Your totally right.

  • Submitted by KuhT_1991 on Jul 1, 10 at 11:53am

    That is probably true lol

  • Submitted by StJimmyGD on Jul 12, 11 at 10:47am

    @yourmomlovesme. I'm 14 and can relate tohalf this shit spoof STFU n00b....

  • Submitted by PlatypusParasol on Jul 2, 10 at 10:23am

    Me being 13, I hate still hate Twilight. :)

    • Submitted by yourmomlovesme on Jul 3, 10 at 9:38pm

      why are you on this site?! do you understand what all the big words mean?

  • Submitted by Kaybaybay6969 on Jul 1, 10 at 2:27pm

    This made my entire life complete.

  • Submitted by britney09 on Jul 2, 10 at 7:49am

    Paedo much?!!! Preteen btw doesn't include thirteen hence the teen in thirteen when u become a teenager!!

  • Submitted by Samia on Jul 1, 10 at 8:54pm

    Haha, great text.

  • Submitted by AshleyDAZZLES on Jul 1, 10 at 11:07am


  • Submitted by gujuguy on Apr 18, 12 at 1:57am

    whoever you were texting this to is a fucking pedophile

  • Submitted by elf509 on Jul 2, 10 at 7:25pm

    This is so true stupid little twlight loving obsessed bitches!!

  • Submitted by easyas123 on Jul 1, 10 at 12:25pm

    That's disturbing.

  • Submitted by sandy69 on Jul 8, 10 at 10:06am

    Hilariousss! Marry me

  • Submitted by FunSizeLatina on Jul 1, 10 at 7:19pm

    freaking hilarious!! Totally made my day...

  • Submitted by brie on Jul 1, 10 at 12:12pm

    Actually, more preteen girls prefer Jacob while the older women prefer Edward. Actual test results.

  • Submitted by kelligirl83 on Jul 4, 10 at 5:37am

    Omg hilarious!!

  • Submitted by poop12 on Jul 1, 10 at 12:49pm

    only fat preteen girls though

  • Submitted by 51sports on Jul 2, 10 at 6:34am

    Not if they are "team Jacob "! : )

  • Submitted by mybizzy on Jul 2, 10 at 4:12am

    Sad and funny. Lmao

  • Submitted by songsfrom on Sep 3, 10 at 9:14am

    Songs from Texts from Last Night-

  • Submitted by stilettoprincess on Jul 2, 10 at 12:49am

    this is the best thing i have ever read on this entire website. <3

  • Submitted by haterzgonnahate on Jul 4, 10 at 9:49pm

    TEAM JACOB!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 10 at 3:23am

    Pedo bear is watching you...

  • Submitted by syn_ on Jun 2, 11 at 1:49am

    Lmao I love this

  • Submitted by littlesally6 on Aug 18, 10 at 4:33pm

    This makes me sad cause it's true. *sigh* But it's funny too.

  • Submitted by jmilfsta on Nov 18, 11 at 2:31pm

    Edward Cullen in real life!!!

  • Submitted by jenpearce on Jul 1, 10 at 11:21am

    Lmao this is both funny and disturbing!!!

  • Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 1, 10 at 11:26am

    This would probually be true I would come running..... LOL this guy gave good advice :) WIN!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 10 at 3:23am

    Pedo bear is

  • Submitted by bee222 on Jul 1, 10 at 3:10pm

    I would.... If ur a vampire

  • Submitted by lightblue95 on Jul 1, 10 at 1:44pm

    *brie why do you know that?

  • Submitted by jdizzle329 on Jul 1, 10 at 10:55am

    first... & hahah

  • Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 1, 10 at 11:00am

    Bad.... No pretzels for you.