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  You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"

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• should of told him you wanted his disco stick

  Submitted by twat666 on Feb 18, 10 at 3:54pm

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• 816 throw it up

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 5:15pm

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• So excellent.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 2:15pm

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• 10:54.. WTF? LOL

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 12:57am

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• 816 baby!!!! yes!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 12:25am

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• Hahaha that's so funny

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 2:05pm

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• 816 is where it's at.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 5:53pm

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• 3:56 - fuck you. It's assholes like you who ruin all the fun in the world. If it doesn't effect you, then why the fuck do you care? Just don't read it if it doesn't kill your hunger for funnies.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 4:00pm

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• I'm an 816 also. I need to meet this person!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 2:51pm

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• I have been waiting for someone around my area code to get one of these on here.. go missouri!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 12:49am

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• The BOY LADY GAGA is RAUX Myspace.com/RauxMusic

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 6:25am

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• LOVE. <3

  Submitted by AnonyMissFTW on Feb 19, 10 at 2:06am

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• These Bad Romance texts make me want to puke..

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:12pm

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• Love this (:

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 2:54pm

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• Haha sounds like something I'd do but I would have a joint in my other hand haha 420 forever fuck you preps stoners rule

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 12:31am

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• Did they respond by rumba oo lala

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 4:40pm

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• Hahahaha !

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 4:24pm

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• Good ok missouri people.... Funny

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 10:42am

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• Drunk food fast dog Dkvo

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 12:18am

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• I <3 sticking pretzels in my butt then eating them

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 3:11pm

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• Fuck yeah Missouri has the best partying!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 10:57am

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• Sounds like a good party ;)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 10:28pm

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• I'm Ron Burgundy. You stay class 816.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 2:37pm

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• 3:47 - wouldn't it just break inside him and come out soft?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 3:50pm

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• Lady GaGa sucks.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 2:03pm

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  • True, but I'd be hard-pressed to think of a funnier way to answer the door for some cops.

    Submitted by Herschel on Feb 18, 10 at 2:43pm

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  • How is that in any way relevant?

    Submitted by escapedlunatic on Dec 24, 10 at 10:16pm

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• I am also curious as to whether they're soft or hard.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 3:47pm

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• This would be funny for the cop. I would just go to parties and like have fun

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 3:55pm

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• That was sooooo funny. Seriously.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 2:12pm

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• haha! wow oh my gosh.

  Submitted by cheesecake22 on Feb 20, 10 at 7:44pm

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• 913 bitches

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 4:46pm

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• thats epic. i want to be that guy/girls friend =p

  Submitted by vm007 on Feb 18, 10 at 10:52pm

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• FAKE!!!! Also dumb and not funny at all.....

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 2:28pm

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  • you're dumb and not funny at all.....

    Submitted by Bilbo_Baggins on Feb 18, 10 at 3:56pm

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• Hahahahaha. !

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 4:28pm

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• Who wouldn't be curious over the pretzle??

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 12:04pm

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• Why is everyone so curious over this pretzel thing in some guys butt. Gross.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:54pm

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• Awesome, haha.

  Submitted by pphead on Mar 2, 10 at 3:29am

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• Someone please fuck me

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 4:24pm

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• 3:11, pretzel sticks or soft pretzles??? Jus curiose

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 3:38pm

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• Hahaha!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 4:08pm

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• hahahahahahhaha

  Submitted by idkwhathey on Feb 19, 10 at 3:19am

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• I'm rolling.

  Submitted by xoxosarah on May 12, 10 at 1:47am

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• I think I work with this person;-)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 3:01am

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• This one had me bawling. Best TFLN on here.

  Submitted by T_MiX on Feb 22, 10 at 7:05pm

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