You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
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should of told him you wanted his disco stick
816 throw it up
10:54.. WTF? LOL
816 baby!!!! yes!!
Hahaha that's so funny
816 is where it's at.
3:56 - fuck you. It's assholes like you who ruin all the fun in the world. If it doesn't effect you, then why the fuck do you care? Just don't read it if it doesn't kill your hunger for funnies.
I'm an 816 also. I need to meet this person!
The BOY LADY GAGA is RAUX
I have been waiting for someone around my area code to get one of these on here.. go missouri!!!!
These Bad Romance texts make me want to puke..
Love this (:
Haha sounds like something I'd do but I would have a joint in my other hand haha 420 forever fuck you preps stoners rule
Did they respond by rumba oo lala
I <3 sticking pretzels in my butt then eating them
Drunk food fast dog Dkvo
Good ok missouri people.... Funny
Fuck yeah Missouri has the best partying!
Lady GaGa sucks.
True, but I'd be hard-pressed to think of a funnier way to answer the door for some cops.
How is that in any way relevant?
Sounds like a good party ;)
3:47 - wouldn't it just break inside him and come out soft?
I'm Ron Burgundy. You stay class 816.
That was sooooo funny. Seriously.
I am also curious as to whether they're soft or hard.
This would be funny for the cop. I would just go to parties and like have fun
haha! wow oh my gosh.
thats epic. i want to be that guy/girls friend =p
Why is everyone so curious over this pretzel thing in some guys butt. Gross.
FAKE!!!! Also dumb and not funny at all.....
you're dumb and not funny at all.....
Who wouldn't be curious over the pretzle??
Someone please fuck me
3:11, pretzel sticks or soft pretzles??? Jus curiose
I think I work with this person;-)
This one had me bawling. Best TFLN on here.