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  • Submitted by gabtastic12 on Jul 24, 10 at 5:24pm

    yeahhh... he wasnt a real cop. just wanted to follow you home to find out where you live to kil ya later.

  • Submitted by carepolice on Jul 24, 10 at 5:34pm

    Try this: don't get that fucked up and then drive.

  • Submitted by ShitThrwnMonky on Jul 24, 10 at 6:43pm

    Did Lindsy get get out jail already?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 10 at 6:18pm

    Maybe it's just me, but black out noramlly means not remebering anything.

  • Submitted by stillhungover on Jul 24, 10 at 6:52pm

    Good thing you got a shady guy to follow you home while blacked-out and on E, otherwise something bad might have happened.

  • Submitted by cheesegoat on Jul 24, 10 at 5:21pm

    Because drunk driving is the funniest thing ever...

  • Submitted by TheWingMan on Jul 24, 10 at 5:13pm

    You're an irresponsible menace to society. Let's get together.

  • Submitted by foolin on Jul 24, 10 at 5:47pm

    if he was a real cop he would have driven you the fuck home. i hope you hit a tree next time and kill yourself.

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      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Aug 19, 12 at 3:39pm

      Your comment is like a backwards Sour Patch Kids commercial.

  • Submitted by 1733 on Jul 24, 10 at 8:29pm

    fuck you your stupid for drunk driving my best friend at age 16 passed away from someone driving her drunk. don't be stupid. people don't learn from anything. of it was your best friend, who got there life taken away from them, you might understand. until then fuck off

  • Submitted by EnronHubbard on Jul 24, 10 at 6:13pm

    Um, if you are really "blackout drunk" then how do you remember all of this happening?

  • Submitted by sputnam57 on Jul 24, 10 at 5:29pm

    Or really stupid. I am more inclined to believe you are a complete idiot, since you were blacked out and doing drugs. Nice work.

  • Submitted by imAnnaSasin on Jul 24, 10 at 7:03pm

    Text should have read "I'm an irresponsible slut"

  • Submitted by superhead on Jul 24, 10 at 5:06pm

    Or just very sluty

  • Submitted by lisakmetzger on Jul 24, 10 at 5:13pm

    Or really irresponsible?

  • Submitted by anonymouse1 on Jul 24, 10 at 8:09pm

    Pretty fucking stupid. Should have called your dumb ass a cab.

  • Submitted by holymoly on Jul 24, 10 at 7:51pm

    'On a pill of ecstasy' makes me believe it's fake.

  • Submitted by vexprt on Jul 24, 10 at 5:49pm

    Not a real cop. Now he will stalk you while you sleep

  • Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 24, 10 at 5:57pm

    So how do you know this happened at all?

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    Submitted by john117 on Jul 25, 10 at 4:20pm

    Nope just a whore

  • 84 72
    Submitted by JJdoggie on Jul 24, 10 at 7:44pm

    Pathetic piece of trash.

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    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 24, 10 at 6:31pm

    Not pretty at all, just a stupid old cunttwatslagdruglovingbimbo. Black out usually means memory loss. Not always but usually.

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    Submitted by sarcasticwizard on Jul 25, 10 at 11:40am

    Doesn't seem plausible to me...you said "a pill of ecstasy"...who says that?

  • 77 70
    Submitted by rendlesham on Jul 25, 10 at 6:22pm

    Fake

  • 73 63
    Submitted by sprixi on Jul 29, 10 at 12:18pm

    Are you fucking stupid? You could have killed someone you fucking cunt.

  • 81 90
    Submitted by SoMuchStupidity on Jul 25, 10 at 1:41am

    Yeah, pretty. Pretty stupid.

  • 72 73
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 24, 10 at 9:08pm

    I want to try some X with crazy people. If you know you're doing booze and drugs stay overnight or have a DD. Drink your assstupid drunk just be responsible about it.

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    Submitted by rikie83 on Jul 24, 10 at 8:35pm

    @gabtastic12, that is fuckin' hilarious!!!!!!! Hahahahaha!

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      Submitted by gabtastic12 on Jul 25, 10 at 2:24pm

      why thank you. that was honestly my first thought! haha

  • 67 64
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 25, 10 at 10:52am

    Dumb cunt..

  • 75 80
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 25, 10 at 10:51am

    Following the lindsay rules? Asshole. Would have been much funnier if u woke up in hospital.

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    Submitted by amonymous on Jul 25, 10 at 2:33am

    American attitudes towards firearms I can understand. But your attitudes towards DUI are just backwards. Here in Oz you're in deep shit if you get a DUI.

    • 49 56
      Submitted by fuckYOU on Oct 6, 10 at 12:07pm

      say hello to the wizard for me!

  • 65 63
    Submitted by Dan_Obrien on Jul 25, 10 at 6:14am

    This I believe

  • 72 79
    Submitted by 1392657 on Jul 25, 10 at 8:28pm

    Dumbass shouldn't drink if you're rolling

  • 65 71
    Submitted by iloveyourmom on Jul 24, 10 at 7:54pm

    Ive never been able to get drunk while on X

  • 71 83
    Submitted by owthatsmarts on Jul 24, 10 at 5:43pm

    Fake. Though if true, the only thing smart about that girl is she must be fucking someone important.

  • 61 68
    Submitted by An0n on Jul 26, 10 at 11:21am

    Yeah, go with that. I'm guessing your low self-esteem could use the boost.

  • 57 62
    Submitted by grindr on Jul 30, 10 at 2:27am

    I have a ton of cop friends, they do this all the time. Had it done for me. Be friends with a cop, it's a must!!

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    Submitted by sp3ct3r727 on Jul 27, 10 at 11:02pm

    Some one needs to stop drinking, and taking drugs. Now he knows who to pull over next time you don't fuck him.

  • 64 78
    Submitted by thatPHAN on Jul 25, 10 at 10:47am

    X and booze aren't the smartest things to mix.... at all really

  • 53 57
    Submitted by beautynbaker on Aug 4, 10 at 5:37am

    Yea ur a dumbass that was jacked up while driving

  • 68 87
    Submitted by arodyankee10 on Jul 24, 10 at 8:22pm

    thumbs up for my area code. And I don't believe this shittttt.

    • 59 72
      Submitted by mandiiilove on Jul 30, 10 at 6:10pm

      yeah, way to go 650... (my area code too)

  • 60 73
    Submitted by mdurc on Jul 25, 10 at 2:54pm

    nice u drug addict whore

  • 56 66
    Submitted by chlorinatedqueer on Jul 25, 10 at 3:54pm

    Im so proud when tfln like this come from my Home area code. Haha

  • 61 76
    Submitted by mob24 on Jul 25, 10 at 2:22am

    Yeee! 650 in tha house!!!! Lol bay areaa bizz:D

  • 63 81
    Submitted by cagc2005 on Jul 26, 10 at 6:35am

    Wow, you're impressive. Be sure to post on here when you kill some innocent person. Fucktard.

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    Submitted by iwearspandexx on Jul 29, 10 at 4:19am

    "on a pill of ecstasy" hahahahaa

  • 57 73
    Submitted by fiercelove18 on Jul 27, 10 at 12:11pm

    Alcohol cancels out MDMA. So you should have been okay. Lol

  • 59 78
    Submitted by lewiso1 on Jul 24, 10 at 10:02pm

    Ur a fucking retard

  • 60 81
    Submitted by 630forlife on Jul 25, 10 at 2:02am

    driving drunk. classic

  • Submitted by Blowed on Jul 24, 10 at 9:23pm

    I don't get why people get on a site that's all about people being fucked up and try n tell then to be responsible and not do that. It doesn't make sense

  • 53 73
    Submitted by uhateme on Jul 25, 10 at 6:53am

    Nope u just give good head. Oh an thanks again!

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    Submitted by UnReal31337 on Oct 30, 10 at 12:14pm

    Thank god for E? Sounds like the only reason why you got let go in the first place.

  • 50 68
    Submitted by ChanovskY on Jul 25, 10 at 11:28pm

    How the fuck do you black out on E?

  • 49 67
    Submitted by miiileycyrus on Jul 25, 10 at 8:59pm

    I blame the cop. He should have driven you. Idiots.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 10 at 2:14pm

    8.29, pretty sure she died from eating tree in a ball of fire

  • 62 94
    Submitted by natalia24 on Jul 24, 10 at 9:03pm

    You go girl!

  • 52 75
    Submitted by b0nni3 on Jul 25, 10 at 2:22pm

    her number is in the six-fifty...but if she was in the four-one-five at the time, then it's TOTALLY TRUE!! ess eff cops hate to issue deweys...TRUST

  • 55 83
    Submitted by grey on Aug 13, 10 at 3:37pm

    'on a pill of ecstacy' ahh I hate when people who don't do drugs brag about doing them. Makes me cringe.

  • 59 93
    Submitted by phresh_princess on Jul 24, 10 at 7:27pm

    Aree diid sumthin yew don remember!

  • 49 76
    Submitted by sgrice7 on Jul 26, 10 at 3:14pm

    Try not to get anyone killed retard

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    Submitted by hogfish on Sep 28, 12 at 2:56pm

    More like you promised him anal if he didn't bust you-

  • 38 56
    Submitted by prometheus on Jul 26, 10 at 1:27am

    Or really slutty

  • 48 77
    Submitted by fcxstud on Jul 24, 10 at 11:30pm

    If you were blackout drunk then how did you remember all of that?

  • 53 89
    Submitted by Hitlers_Bitch on Jul 25, 10 at 2:27am

    Lol that's some funny ass shit

  • 52 88
    Submitted by tai219 on Jul 24, 10 at 8:44pm

    It pays to be pretty!! Lol

  • 50 85
    Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jul 25, 10 at 1:39am

    That's Quacktastic!

  • 50 85
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 24, 10 at 9:32pm

    Neither do you blowed dude or cunt or both?

  • 53 99
    Submitted by juicy_cooter on Jul 24, 10 at 8:54pm

    Tony Romo had sex with a jessica Simpson.

  • Submitted by fifamvp01 on Jul 25, 10 at 12:25am

    Your just trying to look cool... If your blacked out... You don't remember anything... Trust me. I know... Lol

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    Submitted by theFungusAmongUs on Jul 29, 12 at 10:48pm

    Learn how to spell ecstasy

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    Submitted by bitchplzzzz on May 18, 11 at 7:02am

    A "pill of ecstasy"? Wtf...who says that?

  • Submitted by virvir on Jul 24, 10 at 5:06pm

    First

  • Submitted by b0MbSHELL on Jul 24, 10 at 8:02pm

    pretty people are a higher species

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 10 at 8:33pm

    Haha i've driven home on x and drunk.. Not to bad

  • Submitted by b0MbSHELL on Jul 24, 10 at 7:58pm

    stfu people omgg. you're all just jealous that she got away with it.

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      Submitted by Taipan on Jul 24, 10 at 9:24pm

      Right. That's the ONLY possible reason why we disapprove. Love how dumb skanks always reason this with "you're just lyke, totally jealous of me and my bad life decisions."