an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
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yeahhh... he wasnt a real cop. just wanted to follow you home to find out where you live to kil ya later.
Try this: don't get that fucked up and then drive.
Did Lindsy get get out jail already?
Good thing you got a shady guy to follow you home while blacked-out and on E, otherwise something bad might have happened.
Maybe it's just me, but black out noramlly means not remebering anything.
You're an irresponsible menace to society. Let's get together.
Because drunk driving is the funniest thing ever...
if he was a real cop he would have driven you the fuck home. i hope you hit a tree next time and kill yourself.
Your comment is like a backwards Sour Patch Kids commercial.
fuck you your stupid for drunk driving my best friend at age 16 passed away from someone driving her drunk. don't be stupid. people don't learn from anything. of it was your best friend, who got there life taken away from them, you might understand. until then fuck off
Or really stupid. I am more inclined to believe you are a complete idiot, since you were blacked out and doing drugs. Nice work.
Um, if you are really "blackout drunk" then how do you remember all of this happening?
Text should have read "I'm an irresponsible slut"
Or really irresponsible?
Or just very sluty
Pretty fucking stupid. Should have called your dumb ass a cab.
@gabtastic12, that is fuckin' hilarious!!!!!!! Hahahahaha!
why thank you. that was honestly my first thought! haha
Following the lindsay rules? Asshole. Would have been much funnier if u woke up in hospital.
Not a real cop. Now he will stalk you while you sleep
Yea ur a dumbass that was jacked up while driving
Doesn't seem plausible to me...you said "a pill of ecstasy"...who says that?
So how do you know this happened at all?
Pathetic piece of trash.
I want to try some X with crazy people. If you know you're doing booze and drugs stay overnight or have a DD. Drink your assstupid drunk just be responsible about it.
Fake. Though if true, the only thing smart about that girl is she must be fucking someone important.
Nope just a whore
driving drunk. classic
Not pretty at all, just a stupid old cunttwatslagdruglovingbimbo. Black out usually means memory loss. Not always but usually.
American attitudes towards firearms I can understand. But your attitudes towards DUI are just backwards. Here in Oz you're in deep shit if you get a DUI.
say hello to the wizard for me!
Ive never been able to get drunk while on X
nice u drug addict whore
Or really slutty
Neither do you blowed dude or cunt or both?
'On a pill of ecstasy' makes me believe it's fake.
Yeah, go with that. I'm guessing your low self-esteem could use the boost.
This I believe
Learn how to spell ecstasy
X and booze aren't the smartest things to mix.... at all really
Are you fucking stupid? You could have killed someone you fucking cunt.
I don't get why people get on a site that's all about people being fucked up and try n tell then to be responsible and not do that. It doesn't make sense
Yeah, pretty. Pretty stupid.
Yeee! 650 in tha house!!!! Lol bay areaa bizz:D
How the fuck do you black out on E?
Dumbass shouldn't drink if you're rolling
You go girl!
Some one needs to stop drinking, and taking drugs. Now he knows who to pull over next time you don't fuck him.
thumbs up for my area code. And I don't believe this shittttt.
yeah, way to go 650... (my area code too)
I have a ton of cop friends, they do this all the time. Had it done for me. Be friends with a cop, it's a must!!
pretty people are a higher species
Aree diid sumthin yew don remember!
More like you promised him anal if he didn't bust you-
Im so proud when tfln like this come from my Home area code. Haha
Alcohol cancels out MDMA. So you should have been okay. Lol
If you were blackout drunk then how did you remember all of that?
'on a pill of ecstacy' ahh I hate when people who don't do drugs brag about doing them. Makes me cringe.
Lol that's some funny ass shit
Ur a fucking retard
Nope u just give good head. Oh an thanks again!
Try not to get anyone killed retard
8.29, pretty sure she died from eating tree in a ball of fire
Wow, you're impressive. Be sure to post on here when you kill some innocent person. Fucktard.
her number is in the six-fifty...but if she was in the four-one-five at the time, then it's TOTALLY TRUE!! ess eff cops hate to issue deweys...TRUST
"on a pill of ecstasy" hahahahaa
I blame the cop. He should have driven you. Idiots.
Tony Romo had sex with a jessica Simpson.
It pays to be pretty!! Lol
Thank god for E? Sounds like the only reason why you got let go in the first place.
A "pill of ecstasy"? Wtf...who says that?
Your just trying to look cool... If your blacked out... You don't remember anything... Trust me. I know... Lol
stfu people omgg. you're all just jealous that she got away with it.
Right. That's the ONLY possible reason why we disapprove. Love how dumb skanks always reason this with "you're just lyke, totally jealous of me and my bad life decisions."
Haha i've driven home on x and drunk.. Not to bad