I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
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What if your dream is to do porn and you fail at that. Then what...
then you better learn to say "Would you like to supersize that?"
I've always wanted to do porn.
These European-descended baked goods made from dough in soft and hard varieties and savory or sweet flavors in unique knot-like shapes are making me crave liquid sustenance.
What's with the pretzels here recently??
I'm glad to hear about pretzels.
I really want to direct....
Pretzel... Jew gold of snack foods
How dare you impugn the integrity of Pretzels?!?!
You make slot of money I wouldn't blame you! I heard California makes the most (: ?
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Or become an escort...which is fancy talk for prostitute
been there, done that.
That's what Zack and miri did, worked for them
i prefer pretzels over potato chips on occasion
I heard that cumdumpsters are the highest paid
Hey Keith, you are making me miss the older, more simple times on Tfln. I love pretzels too bro.
If you Wana throw your life away ya go a head
Could go for some pretzels right about now.
I love pretzels
Or go into porn and fulfil them
Every hot white girl should make a sex tape and send it to Obama