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  • 66 12
    Submitted by koolaidmanohyeaa on Jun 26, 10 at 6:26pm
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    What if your dream is to do porn and you fail at that. Then what...

    • 16 18
      Submitted by jasboo on Jun 26, 10 at 7:49pm
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      then you better learn to say "Would you like to supersize that?"

  • 47 25
    Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jun 26, 10 at 9:59pm
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    These European-descended baked goods made from dough in soft and hard varieties and savory or sweet flavors in unique knot-like shapes are making me crave liquid sustenance.

  • 34 18
    Submitted by KrysE on Jun 26, 10 at 6:29pm
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    What's with the pretzels here recently??

  • 35 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 10 at 7:27pm
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    I've always wanted to do porn.

  • 33 19
    Submitted by notTexan on Jun 26, 10 at 5:31pm
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    I'm glad to hear about pretzels.

  • 35 32
    Submitted by hellacassy on Jun 26, 10 at 6:01pm
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    i prefer pretzels over potato chips on occasion

  • 26 19
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 26, 10 at 7:36pm
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    Pretzel\nPenis!!!!!

  • 25 20
    Submitted by peterteamrowski on Jun 26, 10 at 11:20pm
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    been there, done that.

  • 22 15
    Submitted by ACerfectPircle on Jun 28, 10 at 1:29am
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    Or become an escort...which is fancy talk for prostitute

  • 28 27
    Submitted by godlessBJ on Jun 26, 10 at 5:47pm
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    Penis

  • 24 20
    Submitted by foxylieanne on Jun 27, 10 at 10:24pm
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    You make slot of money I wouldn't blame you! I heard California makes the most (: ?

  • 26 24
    Submitted by Michguy on Jun 26, 10 at 6:54pm
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    Or go into porn and fulfil them

  • 26 24
    Submitted by clast71 on Jun 26, 10 at 6:43pm
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    Pretzel... Jew gold of snack foods

    • 14 22
      Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jun 26, 10 at 7:02pm
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      How dare you impugn the integrity of Pretzels?!?!

  • 18 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 10 at 8:24pm
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    I heard that cumdumpsters are the highest paid

  • 23 19
    Submitted by bee222 on Jun 27, 10 at 3:04am
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    If you Wana throw your life away ya go a head

  • 24 21
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 26, 10 at 9:04pm
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    I really want to direct....

  • 29 32
    Submitted by bestwit on Jun 26, 10 at 6:52pm
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    Every hot white girl should make a sex tape and send it to Obama

  • 29 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 10 at 5:38pm
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    I love pretzels

  • 24 25
    Submitted by bowfishinlady on Jun 27, 10 at 11:19am
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    Hey Keith, you are making me miss the older, more simple times on Tfln. I love pretzels too bro.

  • 18 15
    Submitted by perracara55 on Jun 29, 10 at 3:22am
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    That's what Zack and miri did, worked for them

  • 31 44
    Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jun 26, 10 at 5:27pm
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    These pretzels are making me thirsty!

  • 22 27
    Submitted by Brentman12 on Jun 26, 10 at 6:37pm
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    Could go for some pretzels right about now.

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