I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
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came all over your True Religions?
@firsty i'm sorry you just ate so many!!
Walk of shame ftw!
Not even a fire hose can wash off shame and humiliation.
Cosby sweater? Tisk tisk...
No amount of water can wash away regret and stds.
text me ;) seven oh seven six two eight2939 ;)
No one will text you because you are a 44 year old man-virgin sitting in your mothers basement playing World of Warcraft and freaking out about how psyched you are for Comic Con.
oh that be a hoe
This text makes me firsty....ima drink some prezles :D
These Soviet firehoses are actually quite good at quenching thirst. And hosing cum off Firsty's face. Two Billionth.
Then maybe you shouldn't be the recipient of a Cleveland Steamer.
Set the house on fire?
Was it jello wrestling, coz no hose can wash away skanky.
Bukkake is never a good idea if your the cum sponge.
use bleach, not water!
these pretzels are making me Firsty
Hmmm... That good of a night! ,')