Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
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Someone, please come up with a scenario where this actually makes sense.
she could have been giving him head and had a plate of food sitting near the guy and he either had to cum on her or the food so he chose the food. ?
No man would choose the food.
no STRAIGHT man.
This is stupid and gross and old people suck
Not first, retard
You're disgusting. Period.
Yea. Hand Job at the dinner table. Good job. And team firsty go get fisted
Been there, jizzed on that.
Ever seen wedding crashers?
Just don't cum on the Pretzels!
Dolphin?? As in the team?? Or was it a super slutty porpoise?
Peyton manning had sex with a dolphin
This cummy food is making me Firsty!
Peyton must be firsty.... Have a beer
Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?