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  • 98 63
    Submitted by abyss on Jul 20, 10 at 10:11am

    Someone, please come up with a scenario where this actually makes sense.

    • 45 56
      Submitted by justbreathe on Jul 21, 10 at 4:08am

      she could have been giving him head and had a plate of food sitting near the guy and he either had to cum on her or the food so he chose the food. ?

      • 38 36
        Submitted by abyss on Jul 21, 10 at 7:23pm

        No man would choose the food.

        • 38 61
          Submitted by dozedoff on Jul 22, 10 at 10:59pm

          no STRAIGHT man.

  • 49 42
    Submitted by hockeyking655 on Jul 20, 10 at 10:03am

    Classy

  • 49 52
    Submitted by AcaciaJules on Jul 20, 10 at 2:47pm

    You're disgusting. Period.

  • 45 48
    Submitted by nthnkng33 on Jul 21, 10 at 3:29am

    Yea. Hand Job at the dinner table. Good job. And team firsty go get fisted

  • 47 54
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 2:57pm

    This is stupid and gross and old people suck

  • 41 45
    Submitted by HinduSpartan on Jul 20, 10 at 1:50pm

    Not first, retard

  • 35 36
    Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jul 21, 10 at 1:55am

    Just don't cum on the Pretzels!

  • 43 52
    Submitted by mjo on Jul 20, 10 at 10:05am

    Ha um

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 10 at 10:41am

    Ever seen wedding crashers?

  • 42 60
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 20, 10 at 10:56am

    Dolphin?? As in the team?? Or was it a super slutty porpoise?

  • 38 54
    Submitted by marsho on Jul 20, 10 at 9:07pm

    Extra protein!

  • 43 66
    Submitted by Firstyy on Jul 20, 10 at 11:09am

    This cummy food is making me Firsty!

  • 18 19
    Submitted by hogfish on Sep 20, 12 at 7:37am

    Been there, jizzed on that.

  • 35 54
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 20, 10 at 10:53am

    Peyton must be firsty.... Have a beer

  • 36 65
    Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 20, 10 at 12:56pm

    Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?

  • 40 80
    Submitted by a_cum_dumpster on Jul 20, 10 at 10:17am

    Peyton manning had sex with a dolphin