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  • 35 18
    Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 8, 10 at 5:37pm
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    This implies that this person's quota is more than zero. That bothers me. It bothers me more that quota is a goal to be reached, as in he /wants/ "could have died" moments.

  • 29 12
    Submitted by elizabeth89 on Jul 8, 10 at 5:11pm
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    Lay off the drugs/booze then man lol.

  • 22 17
    Submitted by KaylaFoyt on Jul 8, 10 at 5:56pm
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    @productplacement. You posted ur comment at 5:48 not 2:37. Ur comment is the retarted one...

  • 19 16
    Submitted by FoBlover62 on Jul 8, 10 at 5:47pm
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    Of course it's Fort Lauderdale, Florida xD\nYou stay classy.

  • 16 11
    Submitted by wafflecopter on Jul 8, 10 at 9:35pm
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    How can you prefer how many times you have near death experiences and not have it be 0?

  • 17 14
    Submitted by MrK on Jul 8, 10 at 10:32pm
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    F*** Quotas, making records is where it's at!

  • 15 12
    Submitted by WhySoSketchy on Jul 9, 10 at 2:00am
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    So you have a quota? And none of the "could have died" moments haven't been successful? Are you suicidal?

  • 15 13
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 10 at 7:54pm
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    I was born here!!

  • 14 12
    Submitted by cmillss on Jul 9, 10 at 12:37am
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    Sounds like a good day!

  • 13 16
    Submitted by JustAGirl019 on Jul 8, 10 at 5:08pm
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    Hehe

  • 12 15
    Submitted by Whittface on Jul 8, 10 at 5:10pm
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    Story of my life. No lie.

  • 13 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 10 at 8:34pm
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    BhhhhhHeyyy babe . My phones been dead

  • 13 19
    Submitted by thatboguy on Jul 8, 10 at 5:13pm
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