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  • 79 64
    Submitted by PrivatePussy on Jul 20, 10 at 11:20am

    What the hell at a party they could basically clean up for you. Why wouldn't you want one?

  • 65 64
    Submitted by jenmaree on Jul 21, 10 at 2:06am

    Dogs and cats will eat vomit as well...

  • 65 67
    Submitted by piebald on Jul 20, 10 at 11:38pm

    No, you didn't.

  • 66 72
    Submitted by f1rsty on Jul 20, 10 at 11:04am

    These pretzels are making me firsty

  • 59 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 10 at 12:05pm

    Unless it's a safari. Otherwise. Monkeys are caged

  • 52 55
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 2:48pm

    This is stupid and monkeys are nasty poop throwers

  • 56 67
    Submitted by courtvt10 on Jul 20, 10 at 11:59pm

    haha only the norfolk zoo...such a classy establishment

  • 59 73
    Submitted by dontgivvaa on Jul 20, 10 at 2:06pm

    Ew. Thats disguting

  • 54 65
    Submitted by FenderChick on Jul 20, 10 at 11:34am

    What kind of zoo lets people in with the animals? Especially letting drunk people in...

  • 49 57
    Submitted by mikescott on Aug 6, 10 at 12:36am

    dont feed the monkeys!

  • 51 63
    Submitted by JJdoggie on Jul 21, 10 at 9:37am

    Faker

  • 57 75
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 20, 10 at 2:04pm

    Thats 11:34 anon

  • 56 74
    Submitted by tashab on Jul 20, 10 at 11:06am

    You're both idiots.

  • 60 83
    Submitted by Firstyy on Jul 20, 10 at 11:05am

    This monkey's making me Firsty!

  • 51 66
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 20, 10 at 2:05pm

    Jesus would make 11:34 anon sterile

  • 56 77
    Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 20, 10 at 12:36pm

    Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?

  • 57 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 10 at 11:18pm

    Idk about this, but I think that's hilarious. First one I laughed at in a while.

  • 58 84
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 20, 10 at 12:21pm

    Anonymous way to be green. Douchetard.

  • 54 77
    Submitted by Imhornyletsfuk on Jul 20, 10 at 5:11pm

    Inner spiecies prejudice is wrong.

  • 43 60
    Submitted by rikie83 on Jul 20, 10 at 11:08am

    That all depends if the puke contained banana residue!!! Pet monkeys eat their own poo too.

  • 55 85
    Submitted by guitar_boy on Jul 20, 10 at 11:37am

    That's more incentive TO get a pet monkey... They clean up!!!

  • 45 67
    Submitted by balhblah on Jul 20, 10 at 11:20am

    I want one more now

  • 47 73
    Submitted by a_cum_dumpster on Jul 20, 10 at 1:09pm

    Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin

  • 45 71
    Submitted by TBONEa on Jul 20, 10 at 7:13pm

    VA BEACH has a zoo? i knew it was full of rednecks. i lived there for 3 yrs and that was wayyyyyyy too long

  • 46 76
    Submitted by marsho on Jul 20, 10 at 11:39pm

    Mmm...scrum-diddly-umptious!

  • 42 69
    Submitted by mathematician on Jul 20, 10 at 11:06am

    Wouldn't that be cool though? You wouldn't have to clean up after yourself.

  • 45 78
    Submitted by _betweenwords on Jul 20, 10 at 6:53pm

    this is why i don't like monkeys; disgusting.

  • 42 73
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 20, 10 at 2:03pm

    11:34 you are a shit -tard . Firstys despise you and the immortal beer dingo will not deliver to your neighborhood... Haters fade..

  • 44 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 10 at 11:34am

    You should go to Memphis..the majority of the city is full of monkeys who will do anything! Its in their genes though. They're just dumb. Good at pickin that cotton and eatin that watermelon though..

  • 37 69
    Submitted by spewtaine on Jul 20, 10 at 11:09am

    I was just at the norfolk zoo yesterday and the monkeys are in glass you liar

  • 36 82
    Submitted by bobworth on Jul 20, 10 at 1:12pm

    That's the best reason to HAVE a monkey!