Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
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What the hell at a party they could basically clean up for you. Why wouldn't you want one?
This is stupid and monkeys are nasty poop throwers
Dogs and cats will eat vomit as well...
No, you didn't.
Unless it's a safari. Otherwise. Monkeys are caged
You're both idiots.
Jesus would make 11:34 anon sterile
These pretzels are making me firsty
VA BEACH has a zoo? i knew it was full of rednecks. i lived there for 3 yrs and that was wayyyyyyy too long
What kind of zoo lets people in with the animals? Especially letting drunk people in...
Anonymous way to be green. Douchetard.
Ew. Thats disguting
haha only the norfolk zoo...such a classy establishment
dont feed the monkeys!
Inner spiecies prejudice is wrong.
That all depends if the puke contained banana residue!!! Pet monkeys eat their own poo too.
Thats 11:34 anon
Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?
That's more incentive TO get a pet monkey... They clean up!!!
Idk about this, but I think that's hilarious. First one I laughed at in a while.
This monkey's making me Firsty!
Wouldn't that be cool though? You wouldn't have to clean up after yourself.
I want one more now
11:34 you are a shit -tard . Firstys despise you and the immortal beer dingo will not deliver to your neighborhood... Haters fade..
Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin
I was just at the norfolk zoo yesterday and the monkeys are in glass you liar
You should go to Memphis..the majority of the city is full of monkeys who will do anything! Its in their
genes though. They're just dumb. Good at pickin that cotton and eatin that watermelon though..
this is why i don't like monkeys; disgusting.
That's the best reason to HAVE a monkey!