My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
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Ask if she also cleans pipes
Stick it in her
Make her call you papi while you're at it.
awkward is being handed a golden opportunity and being too big of a dipshit to seal the deal...
Pump your fist and screw her at the same time. Yea jersey!
Tell her you got her a new broom to use and it's in the pants closet.
Make an amateur porn movie
this begs the question: why did you have a hardcore boner in the KITCHEN?
I wish I was the cleaning lady
I don't know...of she's hot, just go with it man.
Happened to me before haha
Other awkward cleaning lady moments: peeing after she cleaned the bathroom.
Just fucking fuck her, you moron
We need more lemon pledge...
Gauge her interest in it, then strike :)
Hey emily, some people actually had to work to be rich. Not everyone has it handed to them by a rich family member. And no matter if he is a spoiled rich kid or someone successful because they have a good career, you should get off your high horse and stop looking down on people because deep down you wish you could live like them.
couldve been one of those naked cleaning ladies from craigslist
U have a cleaning lady so that means u got some money, so nothing should be awkward for u
No no, misure superman no es here
fuck her brains out cuz your the boss
Loser for not knowing what to do.
Must be the mornin' lol happens all the time
why papi you asshole ?? just because she is a cleaning lady she has to be from latin america?? you racist prick
Awkward would be the cleaning lady is really your mother and your giving her the one gun salute because your fantasizing about it.
That is so hot I would have fucked her haha
Ask her to remove the lint from your balls with her tongue
Goh7 why so sensitive? It was a joke grow a pair and laugh bitch
ThatsMyAss, u r a major cocksuck!\nWho cares if some1 is rich u dick!
Arnold's at it again
Same area code as me. Ah, the joys of Jersey.
Old mother Hubberd went to the cupboard,
its...an optical illusion...aw who am i kidding
Who the hell has a cleaning lady? Are you that rich and lazy that you can't clean your own damn house? I frown upon people like you who will never understand what work is..