He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand?
She needs the other one to moan with
What do Helen Keller's parents do when she swears?
Wash her hands with soap
You are relying on Helen to carry this, aren't you.
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Wow, that was funny. ROFLcopters funny, even.
10:47 you dumb fuck, Helen Keller was female.
Did you know that helen Keller had a tree house? Neither did she.
hey 9:12 SHE WAS BLIND AND DEAF
LEARN SOMETHING YOU STUPID FUCK.
ima fuck helen keller so fuckin hard with my fuckin pussy juice
11:38 #2 should win a prize.
Actually, Helen Keller could talk -- They sent a teacher from the Perkins Institute for the Blind to teach her because she wanted to be able to cash in on the lecture circuit. Her teacher, Annie Sullivan, would fingerspell the questions, and she would answer in a relatively-clear speaking voice. So actually, date inquestion = LESS fun than convo with Helen Keller.
Did you know that Helen Keller has a Twitter account?
funniest thing I've heard all day.
If I had a Nickel..
How did Helen's parents punish her?
Rearranged the furniture
Helen kellers parents punished her by putting door knobs all over her bedroom walls.
Oh fuck it, 9:12 just PWNED!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!!?!!!!!!
I dated Hellen Keller bitch never shit the fuck up
All the jokes are fail... We need Jeff for this one. =\
How do you keep Helen Keller busy for hours?
Give her a basketball
pahahahahaha this made my day.
Charles Rutherford thinks Helen Keler sucks a better dick then your wrinkled ass twat!
woooowww this is lyke soo totally funnyyyy
Hellen Keller went to town aridin on a pony stuck a feather in her hat and called it gheafwdadwsahg
9:12 you are a retard. She had a fever for 3 weeks when she was younger. It caused brain damage. That brain damage was blindness deafness and he was mute as well. Retard.
im over hellen keller jokes..
what happened? did he see your skanky cooch for the 1st time and was trying to hold back the puke?
Oh I get it! The girl would have had more fun
With Helen Keller who is mute then the lame boy.
Helen Keller was blind not deaf and dumb..u do relize that blind people can have a conversation right? Dumb skank!!
You wanna know how I got these scars?
wow, 10:16 i have not laughed that hard at anything on this website ever. thank you.
Poop poop poop
Ha. Ha. Ha.
Salesperson: hello sir! Would you like to buy our new hellen Keller doll?
Man: what does it do?
Salesperson: well, you wind it up, and it walks into walls!!!
P.S. Helen Keller learned to talk by feeling people's mouths and throats. She actually addressed the UN and wrote tons of essays.