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  • 38 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 10:16pm
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    Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? She needs the other one to moan with

  • 33 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 4:58pm
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    Actually, Helen Keller could talk -- They sent a teacher from the Perkins Institute for the Blind to teach her because she wanted to be able to cash in on the lecture circuit. Her teacher, Annie Sullivan, would fingerspell the questions, and she would answer in a relatively-clear speaking voice. So actually, date inquestion = LESS fun than convo with Helen Keller.

  • 31 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 10:16pm
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    What do Helen Keller's parents do when she swears? Wash her hands with soap

  • 31 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 11:26pm
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    Did you know that Helen Keller has a Twitter account?

  • 30 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 12:29am
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    Did you know that helen Keller had a tree house? Neither did she.

  • 31 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 9:31am
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    hey 9:12 SHE WAS BLIND AND DEAF LEARN SOMETHING YOU STUPID FUCK.

  • 29 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:38pm
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    Hellen Keller went to town aridin on a pony stuck a feather in her hat and called it gheafwdadwsahg

  • 26 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 8:10am
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    what happened? did he see your skanky cooch for the 1st time and was trying to hold back the puke?

  • 28 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 10:15pm
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    How do you keep Helen Keller busy for hours? Give her a basketball

  • 31 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 10:03pm
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    Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she's a woman! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Wow, that was funny. ROFLcopters funny, even.

  • 24 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 6:17am
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    11:38 #2 should win a prize.

  • 28 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 10:00pm
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    woooowww this is lyke soo totally funnyyyy

  • 24 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:26pm
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    Salesperson: hello sir! Would you like to buy our new hellen Keller doll? Man: what does it do? Salesperson: well, you wind it up, and it walks into walls!!!

  • 23 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 1:30am
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    How did Helen's parents punish her? Rearranged the furniture

  • 24 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 10:38am
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    Must resist.................... Oh fuck it, 9:12 just PWNED!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!!?!!!!!!

  • 29 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 12:40am
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    P.S. Helen Keller learned to talk by feeling people's mouths and throats. She actually addressed the UN and wrote tons of essays.

  • 23 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 10:02pm
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    You are relying on Helen to carry this, aren't you.

  • 21 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 1:47am
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    If I had a Nickel.. -Brandon

  • 23 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 12:44am
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    ima fuck helen keller so fuckin hard with my fuckin pussy juice -me

  • 20 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 12:30am
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    wow, 10:16 i have not laughed that hard at anything on this website ever. thank you.

  • 22 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 10:17pm
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    All the jokes are fail... We need Jeff for this one. =\

  • 20 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 4:32pm
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    10:47 you dumb fuck, Helen Keller was female.

  • 20 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 2:17am
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    Helen Keller.......shit!

  • 20 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 3:50pm
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    pahahahahaha this made my day.

  • 19 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 1:53am
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    4:43 funniest thing I've heard all day.

  • 18 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 4:43pm
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    Helen kellers parents punished her by putting door knobs all over her bedroom walls.

  • 19 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 12:32am
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    Hehe...poop -Poopy McPooperson

  • 22 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 3:01am
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    Charles Rutherford thinks Helen Keler sucks a better dick then your wrinkled ass twat!

  • 18 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 2:25am
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    im over hellen keller jokes..

  • 19 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 1:39am
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    Poop poop poop Ha. Ha. Ha. -Poopy Mcpooperson

  • 17 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:38pm
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    Oh I get it! The girl would have had more fun With Helen Keller who is mute then the lame boy. -Jeff 1/2

  • 17 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 2:06am
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    You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

  • 18 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 10:47am
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    9:12 you are a retard. She had a fever for 3 weeks when she was younger. It caused brain damage. That brain damage was blindness deafness and he was mute as well. Retard.

  • 19 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 9:12am
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    Helen Keller was blind not deaf and dumb..u do relize that blind people can have a conversation right? Dumb skank!!

  • 15 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 10:30pm
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    I dated Hellen Keller bitch never shit the fuck up

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