Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
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I'm sure the feeling of dread is even greater if you're the girl.
not all of us are blessed enough to proudly walk to the counter with a box of Trojan magnums!
Why don't ya just carry a pack of rubber gloves around. You'll get 5 fks out of each glove.
This made my day start off so well
Never use leftover condoms lol
I was sure I took all of those with me when I left.
like a hot dog down a hallway...
@marsho: eeny weeny, teeny weeny, shriveled little short dick man... ;) yup.
That's some funny shit.
Got any surgical gloves?
That should of been your cue to leave.
there is a very simple solution to this problem. you just need a bigger dick!\nhere, borrow mine
One of the bests texts ive read
finger cuffs work well for me
Love the gillette reference marsho...pretty sure I bought that cd back when.