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  • 78 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 5:16pm

    i don't know who could read that and not think that is the funniest fucking thing. hilarious.

  • 65 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 11:52am

    Also..."potato." Go back to class.

  • 64 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 5:16pm

    yup not a dorm room... and it was freaking awesome!!!

  • 64 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 1:45pm

    I think Dan Quayle wrote this.

  • 53 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 8:31pm

    didnt have a wine key when needed once. used a butter knife to unscrew a handle off a drawer and use it to open the bottle with the help of a coat hanger. wisconsin.

  • 58 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 9:39pm

    When I was in college, we made pipes out of potatoes

  • 55 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:49pm

    The very first text ever was made by Dan Quayle. Amazing.

  • 56 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 1:30pm

    isn't alcohol made from potatoes? liquor not beer. well not all of it, some of it, so its slightly appropriate that you did that. (just a little something i learned in substance abuse class, gotta love college)

  • 50 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 8:54pm

    909!!! they prolly either go to the university of redlands or cal state san bernardino

  • 61 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 6:05am

    necessity is the mother of invention.....

  • 53 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 7:42pm

    4:26 i believe that story is suppose to be posted on fml, wrong site buddy.

  • 58 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 9:48pm

    this makes me 10x potatoes more excited for college

  • 54 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 11:56pm

    do u go to the culinary institute

  • 53 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 2:10pm

    I hope you had vodka. Best/worst shot glass=banana peel.

  • 51 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 12:38am

    Were you out of shot glasses and you just happen to see a potato and go "This will do." If you did, you are my hero and God bless you. :)

  • 56 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 1:15pm

    And missed English class!

  • 52 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 2:53pm

    Seriously, who has a potato readily available in their dorm room?

  • 57 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 12:59pm

    I wonder how the liquor tasted that way... hmm

  • 61 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 12:23pm

    leave dan quayle alone. at least he's getting an education now

  • 46 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:02pm

    If you drink vodka with it, its like recursion.

  • 55 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 3:42pm

    it wasn't in a dorm room it was at a house.....and it was amazing hahahaha

  • 44 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:29pm

    I now know about five ways to make a shot glass. Valuable life skills

  • 52 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 4:19am

    Dicon radishes make great cups as well. and they are large enough you can almost make pint glasses out of them. not to mention other obscene things.

  • 47 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 2:56pm

    also can make nice pipes out of potatos...

  • 53 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 12:22pm

    Quayle is having a ball right now

  • 45 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:56am

    ok im finding you and your going to be the guy we keep in the closet till its party time

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 12:49am

    what kind of college kid has a potato but not a shot glass... weak.

  • 42 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:18am

    the low is being in college and misspelling potato

  • 46 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 2:17pm

    hahahaha I was there for this... and it was amazing.

  • 43 52
    Submitted by jom133 on Apr 30, 10 at 1:17am

    That's pretty ingenious, really. I wouldn't call that a low

  • 43 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:25pm

    And can't spell "potato"...ultimate fail

  • 53 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 2:43am

    More fun are ice cube shot glass trays. You usually can find water around the house in a shot glass shortage emergency.

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 9:15pm

    we had a potato shot glass too... it stays in the freezer... we're that awesome

  • 47 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 9:18am

    Moonshine is made out of potatoes. Watch the movie The Great Escape with Steve McQueen. Not only a good movie but they make pure moonshine out of potatoes.

  • 50 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 12:43pm

    comment above me = WIN! I give the texter points for ingenuity... but who has a potato at college?

  • 47 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 1:16pm

    The liquor tasted slightly of Protovodka.

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 12:24am

    Is that you Dan Quayle??? Because you sure have his spelling abilities

  • 49 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:14pm

    Really? You're criticizing the spelling in TEXT message. Find something better to do with your life.

  • 49 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 12:49pm

    And how is this a low?

  • 45 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 2:12pm

    just drink it out of the damn bottle...geez

  • 44 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 6:00pm

    i have no idea who did this, but you're my new hero

  • 38 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:41pm

    College also reaches a new low when people are admitted that can't spell "potato"

  • 34 49
    Submitted by saddman5 on Apr 29, 10 at 7:38am

    in Soviet Russia potato is all we have to drink out of

  • 37 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 8:36pm

    Please tell me you ate the potato when you guys got the munchies later that night. That'll be fucking amazing.

  • 35 54
    Submitted by zaneage on Apr 3, 10 at 6:12pm

    This happens in idaho a lot.

  • 41 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 6:55am

    7:72 I laughed. Alot.

  • 42 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:26pm

    I open mouth kissed a horse once.

  • 46 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 2:03pm

    We need a little less drinking from potato-shot glasses, and a little more class time.

  • 29 44
    Submitted by untakenalias on Jul 11, 11 at 3:15am

    Try a new high!!!! XD

  • 45 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 1:25am

    we had a shot glass. this was just better. and measured to be exactly one shot!! SUCCESS!!