College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
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And missed English class!
i don't know who could read that and not think that is the funniest fucking thing. hilarious.
I think Dan Quayle wrote this.
The liquor tasted slightly of Protovodka.
isn't alcohol made from potatoes? liquor not beer. well not all of it, some of it, so its slightly appropriate that you did that. (just a little something i learned in substance abuse class, gotta love college)
I wonder how the liquor tasted that way... hmm
do u go to the culinary institute
it wasn't in a dorm room it was at a house.....and it was amazing hahahaha
Also..."potato." Go back to class.
didnt have a wine key when needed once. used a butter knife to unscrew a handle off a drawer and use it to open the bottle with the help of a coat hanger. wisconsin.
also can make nice pipes out of potatos...
they prolly either go to the university of redlands or cal state san bernardino
hahahaha I was there for this... and it was amazing.
I hope you had vodka. Best/worst shot glass=banana peel.
yup not a dorm room... and it was freaking awesome!!!
leave dan quayle alone. at least he's getting an education now
necessity is the mother of invention.....
If you drink vodka with it, its like recursion.
Quayle is having a ball right now
this makes me 10x potatoes more excited for college
im finding you and your going to be the guy we keep in the closet till its party time
The very first text ever was made by Dan Quayle. Amazing.
i believe that story is suppose to be posted on fml, wrong site buddy.
just drink it out of the damn bottle...geez
And can't spell "potato"...ultimate fail
Were you out of shot glasses and you just happen to see a potato and go "This will do."
If you did, you are my hero and God bless you. :)
we had a shot glass. this was just better. and measured to be exactly one shot!! SUCCESS!!
I now know about five ways to make a shot glass. Valuable life skills
We need a little less drinking from potato-shot glasses, and a little more class time.
comment above me = WIN!
I give the texter points for ingenuity... but who has a potato at college?
Is that you Dan Quayle??? Because you sure have his spelling abilities
what kind of college kid has a potato but not a shot glass... weak.
Try a new high!!!! XD
More fun are ice cube shot glass trays. You usually can find water around the house in a shot glass shortage emergency.
When I was in college, we made pipes out of potatoes
And how is this a low?
in Soviet Russia potato is all we have to drink out of
Please tell me you ate the potato when you guys got the munchies later that night. That'll be fucking amazing.
i have no idea who did this,
but you're my new hero
That's pretty ingenious, really. I wouldn't call that a low
we had a potato shot glass too... it stays in the freezer... we're that awesome
Seriously, who has a potato readily available in their dorm room?
College also reaches a new low when people are admitted that can't spell "potato"
I open mouth kissed a horse once.
Moonshine is made out of potatoes. Watch the movie The Great Escape with Steve McQueen. Not only a good movie but they make pure moonshine out of potatoes.
Really? You're criticizing the spelling in TEXT message. Find something better to do with your life.
This happens in idaho a lot.
Dicon radishes make great cups as well. and they are large enough you can almost make pint glasses out of them. not to mention other obscene things.
the low is being in college and misspelling potato
7:72 I laughed. Alot.