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  • i don't know who could read that and not think that is the funniest fucking thing. hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 5:16pm
  • And missed English class!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 1:15pm
  • isn't alcohol made from potatoes? liquor not beer. well not all of it, some of it, so its slightly appropriate that you did that. (just a little something i learned in substance abuse class, gotta love college)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 1:30pm
  • I think Dan Quayle wrote this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 1:45pm
  • do u go to the culinary institute

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 11:56pm
  • 909!!! they prolly either go to the university of redlands or cal state san bernardino

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 8:54pm
  • The liquor tasted slightly of Protovodka.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 1:16pm
  • Also..."potato." Go back to class.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 11:52am
  • also can make nice pipes out of potatos...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 2:56pm
  • it wasn't in a dorm room it was at a house.....and it was amazing hahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 3:42pm
  • I wonder how the liquor tasted that way... hmm

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 12:59pm
  • didnt have a wine key when needed once. used a butter knife to unscrew a handle off a drawer and use it to open the bottle with the help of a coat hanger. wisconsin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 8:31pm
  • I hope you had vodka. Best/worst shot glass=banana peel.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 2:10pm
  • hahahaha I was there for this... and it was amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 2:17pm
  • necessity is the mother of invention.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 6:05am
  • yup not a dorm room... and it was freaking awesome!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 5:16pm
  • this makes me 10x potatoes more excited for college

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 9:48pm
  • Quayle is having a ball right now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 12:22pm
  • leave dan quayle alone. at least he's getting an education now

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 12:23pm
  • If you drink vodka with it, its like recursion.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:02pm
  • We need a little less drinking from potato-shot glasses, and a little more class time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 2:03pm
  • Were you out of shot glasses and you just happen to see a potato and go "This will do." If you did, you are my hero and God bless you. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 12:38am
  • The very first text ever was made by Dan Quayle. Amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:49pm
  • just drink it out of the damn bottle...geez

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 2:12pm
  • ok im finding you and your going to be the guy we keep in the closet till its party time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:56am
  • When I was in college, we made pipes out of potatoes

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 9:39pm
  • what kind of college kid has a potato but not a shot glass... weak.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 12:49am
  • comment above me = WIN! I give the texter points for ingenuity... but who has a potato at college?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 12:43pm
  • Try a new high!!!! XD

    Submitted by untakenalias on Jul 11, 11 at 3:15am
  • And can't spell "potato"...ultimate fail

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:25pm
  • I now know about five ways to make a shot glass. Valuable life skills

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:29pm
  • 4:26 i believe that story is suppose to be posted on fml, wrong site buddy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 7:42pm
  • we had a shot glass. this was just better. and measured to be exactly one shot!! SUCCESS!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 1:25am
  • More fun are ice cube shot glass trays. You usually can find water around the house in a shot glass shortage emergency.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 2:43am
  • Is that you Dan Quayle??? Because you sure have his spelling abilities

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 12:24am
  • in Soviet Russia potato is all we have to drink out of

    Submitted by saddman5 on Apr 29, 10 at 7:38am
  • i have no idea who did this, but you're my new hero

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 6:00pm
  • That's pretty ingenious, really. I wouldn't call that a low

    Submitted by jom133 on Apr 30, 10 at 1:17am
  • And how is this a low?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 12:49pm
  • Really? You're criticizing the spelling in TEXT message. Find something better to do with your life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:14pm
  • we had a potato shot glass too... it stays in the freezer... we're that awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 9:15pm
  • College also reaches a new low when people are admitted that can't spell "potato"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:41pm
  • Please tell me you ate the potato when you guys got the munchies later that night. That'll be fucking amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 8:36pm
  • Dicon radishes make great cups as well. and they are large enough you can almost make pint glasses out of them. not to mention other obscene things.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 4:19am
  • Moonshine is made out of potatoes. Watch the movie The Great Escape with Steve McQueen. Not only a good movie but they make pure moonshine out of potatoes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 9:18am
  • This happens in idaho a lot.

    Submitted by zaneage on Apr 3, 10 at 6:12pm
  • the low is being in college and misspelling potato

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:18am
  • I open mouth kissed a horse once.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:26pm
  • 7:72 I laughed. Alot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 6:55am
  • Seriously, who has a potato readily available in their dorm room?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 2:53pm