Texts From Last Night

(714): View more from California

I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?

(949): View more from California

I gave it to your brother to give to you.

Fav 57 14402 5713
share tweet

Comments

You must be Logged in to post a comment

Epic comeback.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 12:29pm

369 175
Reply Report
hi dear

Submitted by vishwajeet on Apr 5, 10 at 3:23pm

197 162
Reply Report
Woooooah. Way sick burn. Amazing.

Submitted by quigbycash on Feb 25, 10 at 1:30pm

195 164
Reply Report
That's my kind of girl. Immoral and proud of it!

Submitted by madpanda on Feb 25, 10 at 12:55pm

198 189
Reply Report
OWNED!

Submitted by FakeM5 on Jul 8, 10 at 11:36am

183 160
Reply Report
Burnnn, you just got faced fucker

Submitted by Calize on Feb 25, 10 at 12:25pm

196 196
Reply Report
Awesome come back!!!

Submitted by mattyaw on Feb 25, 10 at 1:10pm

184 198
Reply Report
Hahahahahaha clever!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 12:43pm

179 191
Reply Report
Niceeee

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 12:32am

179 194
Reply Report
GOLDEN!

Submitted by raen on Feb 25, 10 at 1:43pm

155 166
Reply Report
got em.

Submitted by m3lv on Feb 25, 10 at 9:13pm

156 169
Reply Report
Haha love this one

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 1:18pm

170 202
Reply Report
Ouch

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 12:23pm

160 184
Reply Report
I have one at my house for him.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 12:58pm

168 201
Reply Report
- just let me know when to come get it : )
  
  Submitted by sexyitalian88 on Jul 21, 13 at 10:41am
  
  88 125
  Reply Report
WINNnNNNNnNNNNNNNNnNnNN

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 9:55am

154 186
Reply Report
Almost to clever hahahaha

Submitted by _________brooke on Mar 1, 10 at 10:53pm

152 182
Reply Report
This is my fav out of all the months I've had TFLN

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 4:46pm

157 196
Reply Report
Nice! Hahaha

Submitted by knomye on Feb 25, 10 at 2:55pm

150 182
Reply Report
Fucking champ.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 3:07pm

142 167
Reply Report
You done got served

Submitted by elpintogrande on Feb 25, 10 at 12:41pm

162 210
Reply Report
My favorite I love you

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 9:37am

147 182
Reply Report
Haha nice

Submitted by i_party_naked on Jul 18, 10 at 3:16pm

140 169
Reply Report
Welcome to Orange County, you have a future as a house wife, South county girl.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 1:07pm

147 186
Reply Report
would you u like some ice for that burn

Submitted by Tebisgod on Feb 11, 11 at 3:32am

130 156
Reply Report
Oh Snap!!! Girls rule.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:35am

139 175
Reply Report
Did u blow the brother or no? Funny either way. But punchline can be a little more... Specific. And yes. I'm stoned out of my fce right now.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 3:40am

138 173
Reply Report
That was hilarious\nhahahaha

Submitted by recyclops on Feb 25, 10 at 9:14pm

148 197
Reply Report
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 3:53pm

144 193
Reply Report
Score!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 11:32pm

125 156
Reply Report
Great comeback! Hahahahaha

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 6:40pm

131 169
Reply Report
The funny part is she isn't joking. :D

Submitted by frogger0212 on Sep 3, 11 at 2:38am

127 164
Reply Report
Fried

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 10:37pm

131 174
Reply Report
Ftwwwww

Submitted by rac616 on May 31, 10 at 1:34am

123 159
Reply Report
Damn

Submitted by SmokyMcPot on Feb 25, 10 at 12:25pm

141 196
Reply Report
Well played. :D

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 10:40am

143 201
Reply Report
very nice, you my friend are a winner

Submitted by beaver on Feb 25, 10 at 4:50pm

132 179
Reply Report
Win!

Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Feb 25, 10 at 4:16pm

137 190
Reply Report
Christ. What an awful way to break up.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 2:41pm

134 189
Reply Report
Haha ohh man I'm so proud to be in your area code, 949. Yeaahh OC

Submitted by ayybeee on Feb 26, 10 at 10:50am

142 207
Reply Report
Hahahahaha LEGIT!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 6:09pm

132 189
Reply Report
Ha lol best in a while 

Submitted by krazyboyjustin on Feb 26, 10 at 5:30pm

119 168
Reply Report
Owned

Submitted by ajr901 on Feb 26, 10 at 7:38am

132 194
Reply Report
Ouch

Submitted by sophia3394 on Sep 1, 13 at 1:08am

88 108
Reply Report
Eww

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 12:25pm

122 178
Reply Report
Not fake, hilarious. So suck your own dick 1245.

Submitted by abeanland on Feb 25, 10 at 8:40pm

137 210
Reply Report
BLAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 2:22am

126 194
Reply Report
i applaud her

Submitted by Jeremiah7272 on Oct 2, 10 at 10:04pm

110 169
Reply Report
OWNED

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 5:38pm

143 236
Reply Report
12:45 I'm going to say we don't give a fuck and never asked for your opinion, so shhh.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 3:24pm

133 217
Reply Report
3:40 = liar

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 12:02am

121 195
Reply Report
Bahahahahahahaha! Denied!

Submitted by crazycountry27 on Mar 8, 10 at 2:26am

124 201
Reply Report
Hahahahaa good comebackk ;)

Submitted by Blesoncye25 on Jul 7, 10 at 1:50am

114 187
Reply Report
High-larious!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 6:52pm

111 183
Reply Report
Hahahahahahahaha!!!!! Best tfln in a while!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 6:16pm

132 239
Reply Report
Well i guess ur not getting ur blowjob cause ur brother stopped by my house on the way home and gave it to me!!!

Submitted by KELLIS on Feb 25, 10 at 11:10pm

115 216
Reply Report
im going to say this is fake

Submitted by blinkairwaves182 on Feb 25, 10 at 12:45pm

149 285
Reply Report

(714): View more from California

(949): View more from California

Comments

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 12:29pm

Submitted by vishwajeet on Apr 5, 10 at 3:23pm

Submitted by quigbycash on Feb 25, 10 at 1:30pm

Submitted by madpanda on Feb 25, 10 at 12:55pm

Submitted by FakeM5 on Jul 8, 10 at 11:36am

Submitted by Calize on Feb 25, 10 at 12:25pm

Submitted by mattyaw on Feb 25, 10 at 1:10pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 12:43pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 12:32am

Submitted by raen on Feb 25, 10 at 1:43pm

Submitted by m3lv on Feb 25, 10 at 9:13pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 1:18pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 12:23pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 12:58pm

Submitted by sexyitalian88 on Jul 21, 13 at 10:41am

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 9:55am

Submitted by _________brooke on Mar 1, 10 at 10:53pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 4:46pm

Submitted by knomye on Feb 25, 10 at 2:55pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 3:07pm

Submitted by elpintogrande on Feb 25, 10 at 12:41pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 9:37am

Submitted by i_party_naked on Jul 18, 10 at 3:16pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 1:07pm

Submitted by Tebisgod on Feb 11, 11 at 3:32am

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:35am

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 3:40am

Submitted by recyclops on Feb 25, 10 at 9:14pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 3:53pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 11:32pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 6:40pm

Submitted by frogger0212 on Sep 3, 11 at 2:38am

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 10:37pm

Submitted by rac616 on May 31, 10 at 1:34am

Submitted by SmokyMcPot on Feb 25, 10 at 12:25pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 10:40am

Submitted by beaver on Feb 25, 10 at 4:50pm

Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Feb 25, 10 at 4:16pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 2:41pm

Submitted by ayybeee on Feb 26, 10 at 10:50am

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 6:09pm

Submitted by krazyboyjustin on Feb 26, 10 at 5:30pm

Submitted by ajr901 on Feb 26, 10 at 7:38am

Submitted by sophia3394 on Sep 1, 13 at 1:08am

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 12:25pm

Submitted by abeanland on Feb 25, 10 at 8:40pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 2:22am

Submitted by Jeremiah7272 on Oct 2, 10 at 10:04pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 5:38pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 3:24pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 12:02am

Submitted by crazycountry27 on Mar 8, 10 at 2:26am

Submitted by Blesoncye25 on Jul 7, 10 at 1:50am

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 6:52pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 6:16pm

Submitted by KELLIS on Feb 25, 10 at 11:10pm

Submitted by blinkairwaves182 on Feb 25, 10 at 12:45pm