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  • 93 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:20am

    Adoption: all it takes is an unmarked van.

  • 86 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 2:01pm

    u dont need to steal a kid to go there, just go! THEY HAVE BEER!!!

  • 74 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 12:34pm

    I think this all the time! I always ask friends if I can borrow their kids to go see a movie or go do something fun that I'd feel silly doing because I'm supposed to be a grown up and responsible now. Somehow its not fun to go do things I did as a child alone.

  • 67 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 9:15am

    1:44, you can. It's called babysitting. And they pay YOU for it.

  • 70 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 11:42am

    don't need a kid to goto chuck e cheese, we go there for lunch all the time!

  • 66 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 12:15am

    i thought u werent allowed in chucky cheese without a kid if you were an adult......

  • 65 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 12:35am

    I work at a chuck e cheese. And I wish someone would do this at ours.

  • 69 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:44am

    Ah, step one in the FBI's paper trail to prosecute you for kidnapping. Way to go dumbass!

  • 57 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 1:01am

    Lol I can totally see this happening. The "security" at that chuck e cheese at argyle let me walk out with my cousin and neither if us had those glow in the dark stamps.

  • 60 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 1:24pm

    Thats what Dave and Busters is for, they dont seem to care as much when you are shit-faced either. Go figure parents always judging you, yeah cause they never sat in a parking lot shot gunning beers at 9:30 in the morning.

  • 61 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 2:08am

    the chucky cheese in the 904 is lleeeeggggiititttttt, and 9:15 ur an effin evil genius

  • 67 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:39am

    i say this to my friends all the time and they just look at me funny...

  • 58 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:26pm

    there are no chucky cheese in ottawa.

  • 61 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 1:44am

    ive always thought you should be able to rent a kid for these occasions!

  • 62 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 4:26pm

    lmao i was just thinking the same thing today! - going without a kid, would just make you look like a creeper :|

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 11:43am

    if jail time wasn't a factor....this would be totally legit!