I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
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Oh I get it! It's funny because the person used drugs and then obtained a highlighter. You only highlight important facts in your text, but this person thought the other person was important so he used highlighter on her face!
Haha... this in on my FB status now... I love it!
it's my FB status too haha
Definitely from Mitch Hedberg's act.
"I got my hair highlighted, because I felt some strands were more important than others."
I know this comment was a year ago but since I just saw it... No. No it's not at all. You're an idiot
Someone needs to dot his eye.
Awww! That's so cute! What a sweetie.
i guess ecstasy.
last summer we upgraded from highlighters to glow sticks,
Oh I get it! It's funny because normally you highlight important parts of textbook but this person was on drugs and considered his friend important and tried to highlight him!
my friend actually highlighted my hand a few weeks ago and said that to me. needless to say, she was a bit high
...best drugs ever?...Jeff sucks
Yikes! Nice one druggie! LMAO
(630). I think i was there
That's a keeper.
hahaha. i love it!
hahahahahahahah this shit is too funny.
Lmfao that made my night
I wasn't on any drugs.....well....not that I recall anyway.
You wanna know how I got these scars?
Alright with the Mitch Hedburg shit. I loved his jokes too but just because he mentions highlighting his hair because he felt some strands were important doesn't have shit to do with markers and this sluts dace.
soo funny .. I don't care where they got it from still great ahah
Totally just made this my facebook status...
If this actually happened it'd be cute.
LMFAO!!!! FUNNIEST THING EVER!!!!
hahahaha what college does to u..
Haha this is me and my friend when we are super hyper at like 2am. But I love this either way
No no no no NO. 9:12 youre doing it all wrong. The first part is in all capitals - 'IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN' then the next part is all lower case - 'or else it gets the hose again.' Do you see? DO YOU SEE?
- Buffalo Bill
Mitch Hedberg? No one else gets this? Oh god. Listen to "Highlights" by Mitch Hedberg.