Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
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it leaves me with a content feeling that these "you're" kids are probably fat, ugly and have never been kissed.
As opposed to a dead one?
Someone found your mom!
Because they are a boss
Only n Louisiana!!! Love the south
Cuz there was already one on the back porch?
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This would be so much funnier if the text right below it on the page were really the second part of the same text.
I wasn't shocked to read this , then again I'm from Louisiana ..
i would be more impressed if this text was from new york. Louisiana, not so much.
Would you rather it be a dead, not-breathing cow....?
Row row row your boat......
Free milk for all.
This text is horseshit. Or cowshit.
i live right next to a farm&&\nthe cows are always getting out.\nthey wander around our neighborhood so its\ndefinitely not an unusual thing for me.
Gently down the stream haha