Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
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Remind me to not borrow your phone!
...There's an app for that.
I wish I could do that, but I'm a girl. :)
I spun a freshman babe from Long Beach on my boner last night. W I N !!!
IPhones ftw.. Everyone should have one. Those who don't are merely jealous because they are povsky. :)))
I'm British and I also know another word....it's cunt!!! I also have an iPhone and they are brilliant!!!
i have a droidd :) and it's amazing. iphones can suckitttt.
I'm proud of you for spelling the Cirque du Soleil part correctly. Good job.
let's do this, i'm a cashew.
Haha I just wanted to coming on the correct spelling too... Proud of you!
wanna spin me around on your boner ;)
I can't do that ... My prince Albert gets in the way
I wish I had a penis so I could do that!!
I don't pay for it, my parents do.
Id suck on that:) wanna spin my iPhone on it?
iPhone? Seriously? Dooooochebag.
I bet you wear Ed Hardy, too.
BLACKBERRY ALL THE WAAAAY
This isn't the Droid you're looking for.
Dang. You have skills dude.
Me likeyy:)) and droids are a million times better than iphones. Suck it.
I would attempt it with a spoon all day but I would never risk trying it with my iPhone. That's like trying to spend my baby on my dick.
Whoa! I didn't mean that in a pedophilia way.
U know what's funny I am what for it reading this on an iPhone lol god I am funny
Damn if I were a guy I would totally try that
as great a gadget it might be, the responses are just kinda proving the point that iphone users are indeed wankers.
Um sorry but androids move at the speed of smell there like MySpace always second best and only used buy dirty hipsters.
Fuck man! For reals, you tell your friends that shit!!
dude, get a life... and get laid!
That is superior balance my friend. U r skilled
More like 'cirque du freak'
223... This is 220, I need a number
Unless they can text, drive, then spin it ontheir boner..,gotta meet this guy!!!
People like 9:42 are just jealous they don't have iPhones.
12:28 where the hell do you live, rock springs, wyoming?!
Sorry 9:42 that we iPhone users aren't poor and can afford our data plans. Make better life choices and maybe u can afford awsome things too!
9:42 because we are better than you and what have charities ever done for me.
I have an iPhone :) now talk trash about mee!!
if you're a girl you can set it on vibrate and shove it up your cooter
What do you use 905? iPhones are the fucking shit, whether they ate spinning on boners or not you're just envious you bitter twat. Go choke on your blackberry you dim fuck
Lol 942, how much do you fucking donate to charity you hypocritical fuck. My guess is slim to none, and go kill yourself and then I'll donate to you're memorial fund
accurately representing the iPhone owners across the world. wankers.
I wish I could spin around on your boner and not fall off.
Sounds thick...would love sucking it.
Sir you have my respect this helps the pain of not having Billy Mays around anymore
Stop masterbating with yo self and get a job!!!!!!
Awesome. I did that, except on a spoon.
i wish i could do that....
im gona train for this now
You iPhone users should die in a fiery car crash. All you snob pricks do is fuck around with texting, checking your fml's and tfln.... When you should pay attention to the road! Instead of paying the retarded ass data costs, why not donate to charity?
um 10:06 the Droid uses the same exact type of touch screen u fucking idiot.
220 i'd like to see it
first of all i don't understand how a text like this would bring up an argument on iPhones, Blackberrys or Droids. that was entirely unnecessary.
i've seen Cirque du Soleil and i wouldnt mind witnessing this act in it ;)
i feel sorry for the friend who received this message...do guys actually share those details with each other? also what made you think to do such a thing?
Haha not an app 4 that one!!
Funniest thing ever!!!
haha are you guys british? wanker? hahaha fucking british people. wanker is a stupid fucking word. when you call us wankers we dont even take offense. we laugh because it sounds funny. wanka. good one!
319. Don't hate just because you can't afford an iPhone or Ed hardy :)
To much time on ur hands or I should say ur dick
Fuck you 9:05 sorry you can't afford one you are a charity
Why do people with iPhones have to be snobs? I have an iPhone and I'm not a snob. I give to charity and I feel I'm a good person but because I have an iPhone I'm evil or something?? Have you heard the story about the fox and the sour grapes?you should read it!!! So fitting here I think.
Yet 942, here you are checking your TFLN's...lol.
I'd like to see - wanna show us?
IPod Touches are where it's at. I have Verizon... So I can't get an iPhone...
iPhones are awesome. Anyone who tries to text and drive with an iPhone is a jackass. :)
Who spins their iPhone on their dick? Haha yor a fucking loser
To all the iPhone haters, they are now being required for MSIII and MSIV med students durring rotations because of all the pertinent apps. So yeah, its a pretty kick-ass phone.
if you're a girl, you could twirl it on your hard nipples
iPod touch users unite :)
everybody i know with an iPhone hates it, and most say they wanna go back to a simple cell that can only make calls and text message. thats why i have a BB. id neverrr trade it.