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  • Remind me to not borrow your phone!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:20am
  • ...There's an app for that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 11:48am
  • I wish I could do that, but I'm a girl. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:27pm
  • I spun a freshman babe from Long Beach on my boner last night. W I N !!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 11:49am
  • IPhones ftw.. Everyone should have one. Those who don't are merely jealous because they are povsky. :)))

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 4:34pm
  • let's do this, i'm a cashew.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:28pm
  • i have a droidd :) and it's amazing. iphones can suckitttt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:22pm
  • definitely western..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 10:29pm
  • I'm British and I also know another word....it's cunt!!! I also have an iPhone and they are brilliant!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 11:17am
  • wanna spin me around on your boner ;)

    Submitted by ayojdeezy on Jan 11, 10 at 2:13pm
  • Haha I just wanted to coming on the correct spelling too... Proud of you!

    Submitted by credawg86 on Oct 5, 12 at 1:58pm
  • I'm proud of you for spelling the Cirque du Soleil part correctly. Good job.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 2:35am
  • I can't do that ... My prince Albert gets in the way

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:20pm
  • I don't pay for it, my parents do.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:44am
  • iPhone? Seriously? Dooooochebag. I bet you wear Ed Hardy, too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 3:19pm
  • BLACKBERRY ALL THE WAAAAY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 11:18pm
  • I wish I had a penis so I could do that!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 10:29am
  • Id suck on that:) wanna spin my iPhone on it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 7:18pm
  • This isn't the Droid you're looking for.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:56am
  • Me likeyy:)) and droids are a million times better than iphones. Suck it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:30pm
  • I would attempt it with a spoon all day but I would never risk trying it with my iPhone. That's like trying to spend my baby on my dick. Whoa! I didn't mean that in a pedophilia way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:04am
  • Dang. You have skills dude.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:27pm
  • dude, get a life... and get laid!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:21pm
  • Um sorry but androids move at the speed of smell there like MySpace always second best and only used buy dirty hipsters.

    Submitted by blindsheperd on Jan 26, 12 at 6:13am
  • U know what's funny I am what for it reading this on an iPhone lol god I am funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 12:31am
  • Damn if I were a guy I would totally try that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 9:39pm
  • Fuck man! For reals, you tell your friends that shit!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:29pm
  • More like 'cirque du freak'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:01pm
  • Unless they can text, drive, then spin it ontheir boner..,gotta meet this guy!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:57am
  • 223... This is 220, I need a number

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:36pm
  • as great a gadget it might be, the responses are just kinda proving the point that iphone users are indeed wankers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:35am
  • People like 9:42 are just jealous they don't have iPhones.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:45am
  • Call me.

    Submitted by manderinorange07 on May 24, 13 at 4:25pm
  • if you're a girl you can set it on vibrate and shove it up your cooter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 3:28pm
  • 9:42 because we are better than you and what have charities ever done for me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 11:34am
  • Sir you have my respect this helps the pain of not having Billy Mays around anymore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:35am
  • Sounds thick...would love sucking it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 6:47pm
  • True talent.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 8:53pm
  • 12:28 where the hell do you live, rock springs, wyoming?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:09pm
  • I have an iPhone :) now talk trash about mee!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 7:40pm
  • Awesome. I did that, except on a spoon.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:01am
  • I wish I could spin around on your boner and not fall off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:04am
  • What do you use 905? iPhones are the fucking shit, whether they ate spinning on boners or not you're just envious you bitter twat. Go choke on your blackberry you dim fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:39am
  • accurately representing the iPhone owners across the world. wankers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:05am
  • You iPhone users should die in a fiery car crash. All you snob pricks do is fuck around with texting, checking your fml's and tfln.... When you should pay attention to the road! Instead of paying the retarded ass data costs, why not donate to charity?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:42am
  • Lol 942, how much do you fucking donate to charity you hypocritical fuck. My guess is slim to none, and go kill yourself and then I'll donate to you're memorial fund

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:46am
  • 220 i'd like to see it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:23pm
  • Sorry 9:42 that we iPhone users aren't poor and can afford our data plans. Make better life choices and maybe u can afford awsome things too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:08pm
  • That is superior balance my friend. U r skilled

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:36pm
  • i wish i could do that.... im gona train for this now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:30am
  • Stop masterbating with yo self and get a job!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 1:11am
  • first of all i don't understand how a text like this would bring up an argument on iPhones, Blackberrys or Droids. that was entirely unnecessary. i've seen Cirque du Soleil and i wouldnt mind witnessing this act in it ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 1:38pm
  • um 10:06 the Droid uses the same exact type of touch screen u fucking idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 2:37am
  • Haha not an app 4 that one!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 6:57pm
  • Funniest thing ever!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:11am
  • Fuck you 9:05 sorry you can't afford one you are a charity

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:10am
  • 319. Don't hate just because you can't afford an iPhone or Ed hardy :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 9:08am
  • i feel sorry for the friend who received this message...do guys actually share those details with each other? also what made you think to do such a thing?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 7:06pm
  • To much time on ur hands or I should say ur dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 1:54am
  • Why do people with iPhones have to be snobs? I have an iPhone and I'm not a snob. I give to charity and I feel I'm a good person but because I have an iPhone I'm evil or something?? Have you heard the story about the fox and the sour grapes?you should read it!!! So fitting here I think.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:38pm
  • Yet 942, here you are checking your TFLN's...lol. I'd like to see - wanna show us?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:14am
  • haha are you guys british? wanker? hahaha fucking british people. wanker is a stupid fucking word. when you call us wankers we dont even take offense. we laugh because it sounds funny. wanka. good one!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 11:12am
  • IPod Touches are where it's at. I have Verizon... So I can't get an iPhone...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:28pm
  • Who spins their iPhone on their dick? Haha yor a fucking loser

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:35am
  • iPhones are awesome. Anyone who tries to text and drive with an iPhone is a jackass. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:35am
  • To all the iPhone haters, they are now being required for MSIII and MSIV med students durring rotations because of all the pertinent apps. So yeah, its a pretty kick-ass phone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 11:21am
  • everybody i know with an iPhone hates it, and most say they wanna go back to a simple cell that can only make calls and text message. thats why i have a BB. id neverrr trade it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 3:22pm
  • if you're a girl, you could twirl it on your hard nipples

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 3:27pm
  • iPod touch users unite :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:47am