Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
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Remind me to not borrow your phone!
...There's an app for that.
I wish I could do that, but I'm a girl. :)
I spun a freshman babe from Long Beach on my boner last night. W I N !!!
IPhones ftw.. Everyone should have one. Those who don't are merely jealous because they are povsky. :)))
i have a droidd :) and it's amazing. iphones can suckitttt.
let's do this, i'm a cashew.
I'm proud of you for spelling the Cirque du Soleil part correctly. Good job.
Haha I just wanted to coming on the correct spelling too... Proud of you!
I'm British and I also know another word....it's cunt!!! I also have an iPhone and they are brilliant!!!
wanna spin me around on your boner ;)
I can't do that ... My prince Albert gets in the way
I don't pay for it, my parents do.
I wish I had a penis so I could do that!!
Id suck on that:) wanna spin my iPhone on it?
iPhone? Seriously? Dooooochebag.
I bet you wear Ed Hardy, too.
BLACKBERRY ALL THE WAAAAY
Me likeyy:)) and droids are a million times better than iphones. Suck it.
Dang. You have skills dude.
This isn't the Droid you're looking for.
Um sorry but androids move at the speed of smell there like MySpace always second best and only used buy dirty hipsters.
I would attempt it with a spoon all day but I would never risk trying it with my iPhone. That's like trying to spend my baby on my dick.
Whoa! I didn't mean that in a pedophilia way.
U know what's funny I am what for it reading this on an iPhone lol god I am funny
Damn if I were a guy I would totally try that
dude, get a life... and get laid!
Fuck man! For reals, you tell your friends that shit!!
More like 'cirque du freak'
223... This is 220, I need a number
Unless they can text, drive, then spin it ontheir boner..,gotta meet this guy!!!
as great a gadget it might be, the responses are just kinda proving the point that iphone users are indeed wankers.
People like 9:42 are just jealous they don't have iPhones.
12:28 where the hell do you live, rock springs, wyoming?!
if you're a girl you can set it on vibrate and shove it up your cooter
I have an iPhone :) now talk trash about mee!!
9:42 because we are better than you and what have charities ever done for me.
What do you use 905? iPhones are the fucking shit, whether they ate spinning on boners or not you're just envious you bitter twat. Go choke on your blackberry you dim fuck
accurately representing the iPhone owners across the world. wankers.
Sounds thick...would love sucking it.
Lol 942, how much do you fucking donate to charity you hypocritical fuck. My guess is slim to none, and go kill yourself and then I'll donate to you're memorial fund
That is superior balance my friend. U r skilled
Sir you have my respect this helps the pain of not having Billy Mays around anymore
Awesome. I did that, except on a spoon.
I wish I could spin around on your boner and not fall off.
Sorry 9:42 that we iPhone users aren't poor and can afford our data plans. Make better life choices and maybe u can afford awsome things too!
Stop masterbating with yo self and get a job!!!!!!
You iPhone users should die in a fiery car crash. All you snob pricks do is fuck around with texting, checking your fml's and tfln.... When you should pay attention to the road! Instead of paying the retarded ass data costs, why not donate to charity?
i wish i could do that....
im gona train for this now
um 10:06 the Droid uses the same exact type of touch screen u fucking idiot.
first of all i don't understand how a text like this would bring up an argument on iPhones, Blackberrys or Droids. that was entirely unnecessary.
i've seen Cirque du Soleil and i wouldnt mind witnessing this act in it ;)
220 i'd like to see it
Haha not an app 4 that one!!
Funniest thing ever!!!
haha are you guys british? wanker? hahaha fucking british people. wanker is a stupid fucking word. when you call us wankers we dont even take offense. we laugh because it sounds funny. wanka. good one!
Fuck you 9:05 sorry you can't afford one you are a charity
To much time on ur hands or I should say ur dick
i feel sorry for the friend who received this message...do guys actually share those details with each other? also what made you think to do such a thing?
319. Don't hate just because you can't afford an iPhone or Ed hardy :)
Yet 942, here you are checking your TFLN's...lol.
I'd like to see - wanna show us?
Why do people with iPhones have to be snobs? I have an iPhone and I'm not a snob. I give to charity and I feel I'm a good person but because I have an iPhone I'm evil or something?? Have you heard the story about the fox and the sour grapes?you should read it!!! So fitting here I think.
IPod Touches are where it's at. I have Verizon... So I can't get an iPhone...
iPhones are awesome. Anyone who tries to text and drive with an iPhone is a jackass. :)
Who spins their iPhone on their dick? Haha yor a fucking loser
To all the iPhone haters, they are now being required for MSIII and MSIV med students durring rotations because of all the pertinent apps. So yeah, its a pretty kick-ass phone.
if you're a girl, you could twirl it on your hard nipples
iPod touch users unite :)
everybody i know with an iPhone hates it, and most say they wanna go back to a simple cell that can only make calls and text message. thats why i have a BB. id neverrr trade it.