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  • 92 92
    Submitted by VoidyWins on Jul 21, 10 at 8:04pm

    It's not that you need an engineering degree, it's that him having an engineering degree makes it funnier.

  • 78 66
    Submitted by CooperK13 on Dec 19, 10 at 11:17pm

    Engineers get you there faster. Hehe. It's a double entendre.

  • 69 60
    Submitted by jaybram24 on Jul 21, 10 at 4:25pm

    how is that efficient?

  • 63 67
    Submitted by aimmi081 on Jul 22, 10 at 1:17pm

    Speaking as a fellow engineer, so, so true... Lol

  • 70 81
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 21, 10 at 4:47pm

    Feed them pretzels....

  • 78 97
    Submitted by Danny66 on Jul 21, 10 at 3:38pm

    I lol'd, good one.\nthese Huge blacks dicks are making me firsty

  • 65 74
    Submitted by cbtango on Jul 22, 10 at 12:23am

    Fuck yes

  • 64 76
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 22, 10 at 12:55am

    Husbands day job is lead engineer on lg bridge project in san fran.. Told him of this post.. Hes considering the protective value of pillows vs rolls of bubble wrap n helmet... I need a pretzel.

  • 63 79
    Submitted by motocrosschik7 on Aug 1, 10 at 4:21pm

    yeah!! engineering!! haha, that's so great

  • 69 91
    Submitted by jojo18 on Jul 21, 10 at 8:22pm

    As a trauma nurse FYI wear a helmet, we can fix bones not ur brain

  • 71 96
    Submitted by imAnnaSasin on Jul 21, 10 at 4:08pm

    I'm an engineer. I fail to see what this has to do with trains though.

  • 64 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 3:39pm

    That sounds more like fashion major then engineering.

  • Submitted by firsty on Jul 21, 10 at 5:28pm

    Firsty is an engineer too :)

  • 56 87
    Submitted by kdd123 on Jul 23, 10 at 10:51pm

    Unoriginal

  • Submitted by Dumbledore_Died on Jul 21, 10 at 3:36pm

    Spoiler alert: Dumbledore dies.

  • 54 91
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 3:44am

    Old people eat dry pretzels

  • 58 99
    Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 21, 10 at 3:50pm

    Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?

  • 53 94
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 22, 10 at 1:01am

    Rosamondmoonpie I have family near there. I'm supposed to visit them ten years ago. If I ever get there let's go have some nice warm fresh pretzels and stay firsty.

  • Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 21, 10 at 3:35pm

    Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin

  • Submitted by urallstupid on Jul 21, 10 at 3:57pm

    Because you need an engineering degree to tape some pillows to your body. This person must be retarded.

  • Submitted by moop75 on Jul 21, 10 at 3:39pm

    Haha that's what nerds do when the get "Drunk"

    • 57 82
      Submitted by archery126 on Jul 22, 10 at 12:43am

      Hell of a lot better than playing tonsil hockey with the 300 pound girl who has more facial hair than you do, before puking all over yourself.