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  • Moral of this story: Pay the whore first and never ever leave extra money laying around.

    Submitted by equinoxe on Aug 31, 10 at 10:09am
  • Two hours of sex is a long time for a prostitute; considering that an hour and a half of that time could have been used to service at least three other clients, it's only fair that she stole from you to make up for the loss of time lest her pimp beats her for coming up short. After all, why do you think she was rushing back to "work"?

    Submitted by ButteredToast on Aug 31, 10 at 9:45am
  • You've been struck by, A Jewish whore! Wow even the pennies.... Rule: when there Is a whore in the house, lock up your cash.

    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 31, 10 at 11:30am
    • You weren't satisfied with being a misogynist, now you've added anti-Semitism to your charming bag of tricks? I used to think you were funny, now it's clear you're just a prejudiced asshole.

      Submitted by opalquean on Sep 1, 10 at 4:30am
  • Ahh Dayton: Continuing to prove that you are home to the worst examples of mankind ever.

    Submitted by regalbeagle on Aug 31, 10 at 9:36am
  • no matter if you're married or not, you always end up paying for sex in one way or another.

    Submitted by destructo on Aug 31, 10 at 10:45am
  • Now i aint sayin she a gold digger...

    Submitted by buttstache on Aug 31, 10 at 2:15pm
  • Wow, you had that much cash in your wallet? Use an account!

    Submitted by BlackStarrLine on Aug 31, 10 at 9:56am
  • That's cause she wast rushing to work idiot she was rushing out cause she stole your money

    Submitted by yakturk43 on Aug 31, 10 at 9:41am
  • Win for her and lesson learned for you

    Submitted by asinnerlikeu on Sep 2, 10 at 9:05pm
  • Sounds like those 2 hours weren't worth enough to her, so she took your money to get something out of that night\n Better luck next time dude.

    Submitted by wutthaeff on Aug 31, 10 at 1:27pm
  • Where do i need to go to start fucking guys that keep that kind of cash on hand?

    Submitted by Valkyrie on Sep 1, 10 at 8:04am
  • *beat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 10 at 9:50am
  • that was most likely my sister... shes a prostitute. I'm now apologizing on her behalf... I'm sorry.

    Submitted by zombietramp on Sep 1, 10 at 1:29am
  • So don't bring home sheisty bar skanks... not that difficult.

    Submitted by Taipan on Aug 31, 10 at 12:03pm
  • thats what you get for only being able to get hookers to fuck you.

    Submitted by jayy on Aug 31, 10 at 10:02am
  • Hey le_Todd ur a fuckin twat. Douchebaggery is rampant here...worst offenders being website posting people, and "first" claimers.

    Submitted by dallas78 on Aug 31, 10 at 3:30pm
  • hustlin ass hoe

    Submitted by enoxxx on Aug 31, 10 at 2:08pm
  • the hooker had to get to her next client

    Submitted by K66Aggression on Aug 31, 10 at 9:44am
  • Nooooo!!! Not the pennies too!!!

    Submitted by thomasfk on Sep 6, 10 at 7:56pm
  • Hope she was worth it!

    Submitted by croupier on Sep 1, 10 at 11:00am
  • Http://

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 10 at 4:02pm
  • fake life, who remembers they had that amoutn of money in their pocket? I love all these fake texts, probably all created by the site creators anyway

    Submitted by StanSitwell on Aug 31, 10 at 11:18am
    • Maybe OP needed that specific amount of money for something important, or maybe he's a tightwad with his money.

      Submitted by kawaiichan09 on Aug 31, 10 at 11:30am
  • Resourceful

    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 31, 10 at 10:12am
  • Kinda had it coming if you carry $300+ in your wallet and had a one-nighter.

    Submitted by Le_Todd on Aug 31, 10 at 2:52pm
  • pwnd by pwnstitution.

    Submitted by thebatman on Aug 31, 10 at 11:13am
  • Another Ohio digit sweeeeet

    Submitted by wynn2003 on Sep 1, 10 at 8:45pm
  • Thats what you get for banging a jew

    Submitted by ck24 on Sep 1, 10 at 12:41am