Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
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Moral of this story: Pay the whore first and never ever leave extra money laying around.
Two hours of sex is a long time for a prostitute; considering that an hour and a half of that time could have been used to service at least three other clients, it's only fair that she stole from you to make up for the loss of time lest her pimp beats her for coming up short. After all, why do you think she was rushing back to "work"?
You've been struck by, A Jewish whore! Wow even the pennies.... Rule: when there Is a whore in the house, lock up your cash.
You weren't satisfied with being a misogynist, now you've added anti-Semitism to your charming bag of tricks? I used to think you were funny, now it's clear you're just a prejudiced asshole.
Ahh Dayton: Continuing to prove that you are home to the worst examples of mankind ever.
Now i aint sayin she a gold digger...
no matter if you're married or not, you always end up paying for sex in one way or another.
Wow, you had that much cash in your wallet? Use an account!
That's cause she wast rushing to work idiot she was rushing out cause she stole your money
Win for her and lesson learned for you
Sounds like those 2 hours weren't worth enough to her, so she took your money to get something out of that night\n Better luck next time dude.
Where do i need to go to start fucking guys that keep that kind of cash on hand?
that was most likely my sister... shes a prostitute. I'm now apologizing on her behalf... I'm sorry.
Hey le_Todd ur a fuckin twat. Douchebaggery is rampant here...worst offenders being website posting people, and "first" claimers.
So don't bring home sheisty bar skanks... not that difficult.
thats what you get for only being able to get hookers to fuck you.
the hooker had to get to her next client
hustlin ass hoe
Nooooo!!! Not the pennies too!!!
Hope she was worth it!
fake life, who remembers they had that amoutn of money in their pocket? I love all these fake texts, probably all created by the site creators anyway
Maybe OP needed that specific amount of money for something important, or maybe he's a tightwad with his money.
pwnd by pwnstitution.
Kinda had it coming if you carry $300+ in your wallet and had a one-nighter. http://whatIDesiredtosday.wordpress.com
Another Ohio digit sweeeeet
Thats what you get for banging a jew