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  • an abandoned sandwich is not fulfilling it's purpose. help the poor lonely sandwich reach it's calling: filling your belly.

    Submitted by jasboo on Aug 27, 10 at 3:21pm
  • oh yeah you can definately eat it.

    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 27, 10 at 3:17pm
  • (Insert The Rulebook's sexist comment about girls and sandwiches here)

    Submitted by TruthHurts on Aug 27, 10 at 3:28pm
  • What the fuck kind of name is Eliza anyway? This isn't the wild thornberries

    Submitted by kelseyshmelsey on Aug 27, 10 at 9:02pm
  • That sandwich is all yours.

    Submitted by EJS4 on Aug 27, 10 at 3:37pm
  • I'm just impressed that you are asking first.

    Submitted by LegalizeMe on Aug 27, 10 at 5:14pm
  • Oh no not Eliza.

    Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Aug 27, 10 at 6:40pm
  • You really shouldn't let it go to waste...

    Submitted by kimberlite on Aug 27, 10 at 4:07pm
  • Eat it. Eat it and love it. But be a good friend and replace it when she gets out.

    Submitted by Valkyrie on Aug 27, 10 at 9:35pm
  • that person is busy eating prison food. the sandwich is yours now

    Submitted by resagirl617 on Aug 27, 10 at 5:41pm
  • there is no protocol. eat the sammich. don't want it to get moldy.

    Submitted by mypoonispretty on Aug 27, 10 at 6:10pm
  • Depends on how long they're locked up. Traffic warrant: heat it up and get $200 to the courthouse. Drug charges: it's yours.

    Submitted by kgnightiloveu on Aug 27, 10 at 3:41pm
  • Five minute rule: it's there for five minutes, you're obligated to eat it.

    Submitted by blargmeansno on Aug 31, 10 at 12:04pm
  • i've seen people killed for taking someone's sandwich. don't risk it

    Submitted by StonedKoala on Aug 28, 10 at 12:44am
  • Eat it, or it will go to waste. Think about all the starving children in Africa!

    Submitted by thundermedic on Aug 28, 10 at 12:55pm
  • Eat it. No questions.

    Submitted by Anonyrnous on Aug 28, 10 at 3:34am
  • You can't waste food. Besides, you haven't eaten your dinner.

    Submitted by iowawashington on Aug 27, 10 at 3:34pm
  • Fair game

    Submitted by dmagician on Aug 28, 10 at 1:44pm
  • Do it!

    Submitted by thechick99 on Aug 28, 10 at 4:50pm
  • They will give her another sandwich in jail. Enjoy

    Submitted by ezdozit on Aug 28, 10 at 9:39am
  • Tell em the police confiscated it

    Submitted by bigburn on Aug 28, 10 at 12:15am
  • 301 wooooo!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 10 at 10:47pm
  • Feel free to take her sandwich cause once in jail you don't need that while getting your salad tossed

    Submitted by Phys on Aug 27, 10 at 11:05pm
  • The consensus is to eat it. So therefore, Eliza will take exception and will have preferred that it have been wasted rather than someone else get enjoyment from it. http://whatIdesiredtosay.wordpress.com

    Submitted by Le_Todd on Aug 27, 10 at 7:57pm