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  • an abandoned sandwich is not fulfilling it's purpose. help the poor lonely sandwich reach it's calling: filling your belly.

    Submitted by jasboo on Aug 27, 10 at 3:21pm
  • oh yeah you can definately eat it.

    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 27, 10 at 3:17pm
  • (Insert The Rulebook's sexist comment about girls and sandwiches here)

    Submitted by TruthHurts on Aug 27, 10 at 3:28pm
  • What the fuck kind of name is Eliza anyway? This isn't the wild thornberries

    Submitted by kelseyshmelsey on Aug 27, 10 at 9:02pm
  • That sandwich is all yours.

    Submitted by EJS4 on Aug 27, 10 at 3:37pm
  • I'm just impressed that you are asking first.

    Submitted by LegalizeMe on Aug 27, 10 at 5:14pm
  • Oh no not Eliza.

    Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Aug 27, 10 at 6:40pm
  • Eat it. Eat it and love it. But be a good friend and replace it when she gets out.

    Submitted by Valkyrie on Aug 27, 10 at 9:35pm
  • You really shouldn't let it go to waste...

    Submitted by kimberlite on Aug 27, 10 at 4:07pm
  • there is no protocol. eat the sammich. don't want it to get moldy.

    Submitted by mypoonispretty on Aug 27, 10 at 6:10pm
  • that person is busy eating prison food. the sandwich is yours now

    Submitted by resagirl617 on Aug 27, 10 at 5:41pm
  • Depends on how long they're locked up. Traffic warrant: heat it up and get $200 to the courthouse. Drug charges: it's yours.

    Submitted by kgnightiloveu on Aug 27, 10 at 3:41pm
  • Five minute rule: it's there for five minutes, you're obligated to eat it.

    Submitted by blargmeansno on Aug 31, 10 at 12:04pm
  • i've seen people killed for taking someone's sandwich. don't risk it

    Submitted by StonedKoala on Aug 28, 10 at 12:44am
  • Eat it, or it will go to waste. Think about all the starving children in Africa!

    Submitted by thundermedic on Aug 28, 10 at 12:55pm
  • Eat it. No questions.

    Submitted by Anonyrnous on Aug 28, 10 at 3:34am
  • You can't waste food. Besides, you haven't eaten your dinner.

    Submitted by iowawashington on Aug 27, 10 at 3:34pm
  • Fair game

    Submitted by dmagician on Aug 28, 10 at 1:44pm
  • Do it!

    Submitted by thechick99 on Aug 28, 10 at 4:50pm
  • They will give her another sandwich in jail. Enjoy

    Submitted by ezdozit on Aug 28, 10 at 9:39am
  • 301 wooooo!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 10 at 10:47pm
  • Tell em the police confiscated it

    Submitted by bigburn on Aug 28, 10 at 12:15am
  • Feel free to take her sandwich cause once in jail you don't need that while getting your salad tossed

    Submitted by Phys on Aug 27, 10 at 11:05pm
  • The consensus is to eat it. So therefore, Eliza will take exception and will have preferred that it have been wasted rather than someone else get enjoyment from it.

    Submitted by Le_Todd on Aug 27, 10 at 7:57pm