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  • Submitted by jasboo on Aug 27, 10 at 3:21pm

    an abandoned sandwich is not fulfilling it's purpose. help the poor lonely sandwich reach it's calling: filling your belly.

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    Submitted by TruthHurts on Aug 27, 10 at 3:28pm

    (Insert The Rulebook's sexist comment about girls and sandwiches here)

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      Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 27, 10 at 10:54pm

      MAKE ME A SAMMICH WOMAN AND GET ON MY HORSE!

  • 74 53
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 27, 10 at 3:17pm

    oh yeah you can definately eat it.

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    Submitted by kelseyshmelsey on Aug 27, 10 at 9:02pm

    What the fuck kind of name is Eliza anyway? This isn't the wild thornberries

  • 63 51
    Submitted by EJS4 on Aug 27, 10 at 3:37pm

    That sandwich is all yours.

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    Submitted by kgnightiloveu on Aug 27, 10 at 3:41pm

    Depends on how long they're locked up. Traffic warrant: heat it up and get $200 to the courthouse. Drug charges: it's yours.

  • 53 42
    Submitted by LegalizeMe on Aug 27, 10 at 5:14pm

    I'm just impressed that you are asking first.

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    Submitted by kimberlite on Aug 27, 10 at 4:07pm

    You really shouldn't let it go to waste...

  • 56 51
    Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Aug 27, 10 at 6:40pm

    Oh no not Eliza.

  • 53 57
    Submitted by iowawashington on Aug 27, 10 at 3:34pm

    You can't waste food. Besides, you haven't eaten your dinner.

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    Submitted by Valkyrie on Aug 27, 10 at 9:35pm

    Eat it. Eat it and love it. But be a good friend and replace it when she gets out.

  • 43 45
    Submitted by Anonyrnous on Aug 28, 10 at 3:34am

    Eat it. No questions.

  • 41 43
    Submitted by resagirl617 on Aug 27, 10 at 5:41pm

    that person is busy eating prison food. the sandwich is yours now

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 10 at 10:47pm

    301 wooooo!

  • 42 47
    Submitted by blargmeansno on Aug 31, 10 at 12:04pm

    Five minute rule: it's there for five minutes, you're obligated to eat it.

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    Submitted by ezdozit on Aug 28, 10 at 9:39am

    They will give her another sandwich in jail. Enjoy

  • 44 51
    Submitted by mypoonispretty on Aug 27, 10 at 6:10pm

    there is no protocol. eat the sammich. don't want it to get moldy.

  • 38 42
    Submitted by thechick99 on Aug 28, 10 at 4:50pm

    Do it!

  • 41 48
    Submitted by StonedKoala on Aug 28, 10 at 12:44am

    i've seen people killed for taking someone's sandwich. don't risk it

  • 38 45
    Submitted by dmagician on Aug 28, 10 at 1:44pm

    Fair game

  • 41 54
    Submitted by thundermedic on Aug 28, 10 at 12:55pm

    Eat it, or it will go to waste. Think about all the starving children in Africa!

  • 36 44
    Submitted by bigburn on Aug 28, 10 at 12:15am

    Tell em the police confiscated it

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    Submitted by Le_Todd on Aug 27, 10 at 7:57pm

    The consensus is to eat it. So therefore, Eliza will take exception and will have preferred that it have been wasted rather than someone else get enjoyment from it. http://whatIdesiredtosay.wordpress.com

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    Submitted by Phys on Aug 27, 10 at 11:05pm

    Feel free to take her sandwich cause once in jail you don't need that while getting your salad tossed