Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
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1:26 glad I could oblige, but you still didn't answer any of my questions
if you ask me, the sender of this text is pathetic. but considering this site is full of male chauvinists, no one will ask me or agree with me.
you'd prolly fuck an alligator if somebody drained the pond
I <333 male cougars. Just don't be a creeper. There is a big difference.
get your willy wet (sucked) then tell her that you are concentrating on your career right now.
I work in a bar, and I love my flirty 40something guys. LOVE.
They don't try as hard as the younger guys, and they get that one to two squirts of cologne is plenty.
I believe the appropriate term is "manther"...
Yeah, I'd tap this 40 year old.
-->TFLN just started in February
uhhm i think that was his point genius
they are called Daddies...woof!
I really doubt she put her real info.
WHALE OF A DICK MONKEY
hahaha no doubt 2:11...if this person actually put their real information..all I can say is wow *facepalm*
Damn straight 4:56! I admit to being almost 40 and having no idea when that happened - still 20 in my head. I'm looking forward to being a twenty-somethin's perfect mistake that she can text her friends about and get on this site.
1:20 That was exactly the level of creepy I was referring too :D Although for good measure you might want to throw in that you're a furry too.
So, would you like to see the back of my van???
LOL @ 1:58 PM, she must have Lifelock, so she's not concerned about having her identity stolen.
June 25 4:47PM: If you are so upset by a middle aged guy talking to girls in a bar, then why the fuck are you on this site? There is a hell of a lot worse here. Get your fundamentalist ass somewhere else.
The OP is my hero. Thank you for giving me hope for the future during a week when so much has been lost. Well played sir! Well played indeed!
3:25, tHE PoINT Iz HeZ NUT FUNNI
quick, all identity thieves get 1:58
It's probably someone else's info. I'm going to lol when whoever Sarah actually is has people fucking with her identity.
i'm 17 and older men are sexy.
hugh laurie, richard gere, oh my god. i find guys my age inexperienced and immature for the most part
female couger is one thing but for a man its a creeper
silver fox...thats the male equivalent to cougar
OP back. yeah, it is a hell of a week. First McMahon, then Farrah then MJ? They say these things always happens in threes. Swayze had to be reaallly sweating it before MJ bit it.
txcutiee87 on AIM. ;)
I'm eighteen and would looove an older man to fuck the shit outta me. As long as his piece is working, and his balls aren't wrinkley ;)
if this guy wasn't such a champ, i'd call him a creeper.
but he's a champ.
i agree w/ 10:32. i effing love hugh laurie!!!!!
ew@40 year old men on this website
1:18, need more info on you? Name, Birthdate, SSN, Mothers Maiden name, bra size, and are you wearing underwear at this very moment?
how was that for creepy?
lmfao this is funny...way funnier than the text
Who uses the term 'hottie'? Oh that's right, 40 year old creeps.
Original Poster here, in all fairness, she was a hottie. Oh and by the way, so am I
Mothers Maiden name, Ford
bra size, 34C
and are you wearing underwear at this very moment? Yup
She was 17 you sick fuck. Why don't you have a seat over there...
damn, i should start accepting applications.
^ ew @ twelve year old children on summer break being on this website. I'm only 20 and would rather see a 40 year old on here than a child.
I'd let Hugh Laurie do unspeakable things to me in a Macy's department store window, on Black Friday, in front of my mother... God he's fine older man.
24 yr old chick from texas here and would love a male cougar!
Uh, TFLN just started in February, soooo you're not funny. Just like the texts that you like to insult, you fail just as hard.
what do you mean 1 to 2 squirst is enough. I want people to KNOW what I am wearing
Agreed; Hugh Laurie is so fuckable for having gray hair and being twice my age.
Fuck off old ppl. Go home to ur kids and stay of
I'd love for a 40 year old man to fuck me.
Signed, a 22 year old (:
ATTN SARAH. I would fuck you.
I love me some "manthers" and jaguars.
I'm so old, I remember when TFLN was funny.