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  • 48 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:00am

    get your willy wet (sucked) then tell her that you are concentrating on your career right now.

  • 43 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:47pm

    if you ask me, the sender of this text is pathetic. but considering this site is full of male chauvinists, no one will ask me or agree with me.

  • 41 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:22pm

    I work in a bar, and I love my flirty 40something guys. LOVE. They don't try as hard as the younger guys, and they get that one to two squirts of cologne is plenty.

  • 38 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:05pm

    they are called Daddies...woof!

  • 38 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:29pm

    1:26 glad I could oblige, but you still didn't answer any of my questions

  • 36 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:26pm

    1:20 That was exactly the level of creepy I was referring too :D Although for good measure you might want to throw in that you're a furry too.

  • 34 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:22pm

    I believe the appropriate term is "manther"...

  • 31 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:05pm

    if this guy wasn't such a champ, i'd call him a creeper. but he's a champ.

  • 38 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:09pm

    male cougars.... CREAMMM

  • 37 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:36pm

    Damn straight 4:56! I admit to being almost 40 and having no idea when that happened - still 20 in my head. I'm looking forward to being a twenty-somethin's perfect mistake that she can text her friends about and get on this site.

  • 33 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:16pm

    I'm eighteen and would looove an older man to fuck the shit outta me. As long as his piece is working, and his balls aren't wrinkley ;)

  • 29 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:18pm

    I <333 male cougars. Just don't be a creeper. There is a big difference.

  • 35 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:01am

    female couger is one thing but for a man its a creeper

  • 36 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:32pm

    i'm 17 and older men are sexy. hugh laurie, richard gere, oh my god. i find guys my age inexperienced and immature for the most part

  • 33 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:56am

    June 25 4:47PM: If you are so upset by a middle aged guy talking to girls in a bar, then why the fuck are you on this site? There is a hell of a lot worse here. Get your fundamentalist ass somewhere else.

  • 29 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:59pm

    WHALE OF A DICK MONKEY

  • 31 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:01pm

    Who uses the term 'hottie'? Oh that's right, 40 year old creeps.

  • 34 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 8:49pm

    i agree w/ 10:32. i effing love hugh laurie!!!!!

  • 28 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:25pm

    -->TFLN just started in February uhhm i think that was his point genius

  • 27 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:30pm

    attn 2:10 you'd prolly fuck an alligator if somebody drained the pond

  • 34 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:06pm

    Yeah, I'd tap this 40 year old.

  • 34 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 4:26am

    I'd let Hugh Laurie do unspeakable things to me in a Macy's department store window, on Black Friday, in front of my mother... God he's fine older man.

  • 32 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:03pm

    I'd love for a 40 year old man to fuck me. Signed, a 22 year old (:

  • 40 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:34pm

    ew@40 year old men on this website

  • 29 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:57pm

    3:25, tHE PoINT Iz HeZ NUT FUNNI

  • 26 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:52am

    LOL @ 1:58 PM, she must have Lifelock, so she's not concerned about having her identity stolen.

  • 33 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:14pm

    silver fox...thats the male equivalent to cougar

  • 29 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:14pm

    hahaha no doubt 2:11...if this person actually put their real information..all I can say is wow *facepalm*

  • 30 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:20pm

    1:18, need more info on you? Name, Birthdate, SSN, Mothers Maiden name, bra size, and are you wearing underwear at this very moment? how was that for creepy?

  • 30 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:19pm

    She was 17 you sick fuck. Why don't you have a seat over there...

  • 27 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:18pm

    "Manther" hahahahahahahhahahhahaah... The OP is my hero. Thank you for giving me hope for the future during a week when so much has been lost. Well played sir! Well played indeed!

  • 26 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:42pm

    I really doubt she put her real info.

  • 24 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:07pm

    So, would you like to see the back of my van???

  • 30 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:59pm

    OP back. yeah, it is a hell of a week. First McMahon, then Farrah then MJ? They say these things always happens in threes. Swayze had to be reaallly sweating it before MJ bit it.

  • 27 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:58pm

    Name, Sarah Birthdate, 08/20/1987 SSN, 628-20-3057 Mothers Maiden name, Ford bra size, 34C and are you wearing underwear at this very moment? Yup

  • 24 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 8:32pm

    Fuck off old ppl. Go home to ur kids and stay of tfln.

  • 25 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:51am

    damn, i should start accepting applications.

  • 26 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:52pm

    lmfao this is funny...way funnier than the text

  • 19 25
    Submitted by jesscullen on Aug 24, 11 at 7:46pm

    Agreed; Hugh Laurie is so fuckable for having gray hair and being twice my age.

  • 27 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:11pm

    quick, all identity thieves get 1:58

  • 32 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:36pm

    ^ ew @ twelve year old children on summer break being on this website. I'm only 20 and would rather see a 40 year old on here than a child.

  • 28 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:48pm

    It's probably someone else's info. I'm going to lol when whoever Sarah actually is has people fucking with her identity.

  • 19 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:19pm

    Uh, TFLN just started in February, soooo you're not funny. Just like the texts that you like to insult, you fail just as hard.

  • 22 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:21am

    Original Poster here, in all fairness, she was a hottie. Oh and by the way, so am I

  • 22 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:25pm

    txcutiee87 on AIM. ;)

  • 26 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:24pm

    what do you mean 1 to 2 squirst is enough. I want people to KNOW what I am wearing

  • 22 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 10:55pm

    I love me some "manthers" and jaguars.

  • 23 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:30am

    24 yr old chick from texas here and would love a male cougar!

  • 23 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:10pm

    ATTN SARAH. I would fuck you.

  • 19 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:10pm

    I'm so old, I remember when TFLN was funny.