i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
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If you knew you had your cum on your nose long enough to text someone about it, why wouldn't you wipe it off with something? Dumb dumb dumb.
There once was a man from Nantucket, who's dick was so long he could suck it....true story??
Better than another mans cum on your face
Bet you look like a lifeguard
Mbtrumpet if you think this is a childrens site you are mistaken they talk about cunts, fucking, cum, blowjobs any drug use you can name, eating out ass fucking and then they get nasty.. Saying what the fuck would jesus do is motherfucking polite here.. And dont think you can change it....
No beaglehead! Let me at the children
if you're embarrassed, why would you post it on TFLN for more people to know??
maybe a received text?
Ever dislocated your shoulder jerkin off. Talk about an embarrasing ride to the hospital
That's how us girls feel when men decide that they wanna give us facials :) lol good job silly!
Yawa epiw t'nac uoy gnihtemos s'taht
Why would you leave the cum to text you're buddy?
I'll cum on your face
I missed you firsty.
the children!! think of the children!!!
oh i do...
Whats wrong with gum on nose. We have to do that in class.
Hamnop, your pedophilia is not accepted here
must have bad aim. I woulda put it on your lips like Chapstick.
AWEE YEAH! New York, my home stattttttteeee!
Two questions:\n1. How did said event happen? And,\n2. Why is it still on your nose whilst texting...?
Spoiler alert: Dumbledore dies.
look on the bright side at least its not IN your nose.
Been there done that. Any black guy who had seen a hot white girl naked had been there and done that. Yo
At least it didnt get in your eye. Ouch.
Thinking of the pretzel children makes me firsty!!!!! Think of the dehydrated pretzel children ....
It's Jason Statham, and I'm the Transporter, bitches!
And he took the time to txt about it first b4 getting it off His nose.
These crappy texts are making me Firsty
This embarrassment is making me Frsty!
i like how mbtrumpet is saying think of the children on a text where someone has cum on their nose
The beer dingo saw it was there... He just didnt want to say.......
Did it smell good??
Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?
Funny, I just had a dream about fellating myself. It's possible, but not easy.
language plz wtfwjd, this is a G rated website. think of the children