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  • If you knew you had your cum on your nose long enough to text someone about it, why wouldn't you wipe it off with something? Dumb dumb dumb.

    Submitted by Nasty on Jul 20, 10 at 8:25pm
  • There once was a man from Nantucket, who's dick was so long he could suck it....true story??

    Submitted by jasboo on Jul 20, 10 at 8:07pm
  • Bet you look like a lifeguard

    Submitted by annekohnduh on Jul 21, 10 at 12:37am
  • Better than another mans cum on your face

    Submitted by machaveli2 on Jul 21, 10 at 5:16am
  • Mbtrumpet if you think this is a childrens site you are mistaken they talk about cunts, fucking, cum, blowjobs any drug use you can name, eating out ass fucking and then they get nasty.. Saying what the fuck would jesus do is motherfucking polite here.. And dont think you can change it....

    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 20, 10 at 9:31pm
  • No beaglehead! Let me at the children

    Submitted by hamnop on Jul 20, 10 at 11:01pm
  • if you're embarrassed, why would you post it on TFLN for more people to know??

    Submitted by thats_word on Jul 20, 10 at 8:04pm
  • Ever dislocated your shoulder jerkin off. Talk about an embarrasing ride to the hospital

    Submitted by nignog14 on Jul 21, 10 at 12:35am
  • That's how us girls feel when men decide that they wanna give us facials :) lol good job silly!

    Submitted by ritaaaaa on Jul 20, 10 at 10:37pm
  • Yawa epiw t'nac uoy gnihtemos s'taht

    Submitted by sdrawkcabllort on Jul 20, 10 at 8:08pm
  • Why would you leave the cum to text you're buddy?

    Submitted by eternity on Jul 20, 10 at 8:51pm
  • I missed you firsty.

    Submitted by lane6 on Jul 20, 10 at 8:31pm
  • I'll cum on your face

    Submitted by thatONEtime on Jul 21, 10 at 2:06am
  • the children!! think of the children!!!

    Submitted by rmbtrumpet on Jul 20, 10 at 10:24pm
  • Whats wrong with gum on nose. We have to do that in class.

    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 4:58am
  • FIRST MOTHAFUCKAS!!!!!!!!!!11

    Submitted by hamnop on Jul 20, 10 at 9:16pm
  • .......

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 20, 10 at 8:04pm
  • Hamnop, your pedophilia is not accepted here

    Submitted by Beaglehead on Jul 20, 10 at 10:02pm
  • AWEE YEAH! New York, my home stattttttteeee!

    Submitted by laughinga_lot on Jul 20, 10 at 8:35pm
  • must have bad aim. I woulda put it on your lips like Chapstick.

    Submitted by SillyShit19 on Jul 21, 10 at 1:30pm
  • Two questions:\n1. How did said event happen? And,\n2. Why is it still on your nose whilst texting...?

    Submitted by n3urotoxic on Jul 20, 10 at 10:39pm
  • firsty!!!!

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 20, 10 at 8:42pm
  • Spoiler alert: Dumbledore dies.

    Submitted by Dumbledore_Died on Jul 20, 10 at 8:47pm
  • look on the bright side at least its not IN your nose.

    Submitted by jaybram24 on Jul 21, 10 at 3:10am
  • It's Jason Statham, and I'm the Transporter, bitches!

    Submitted by Jason_Statham on Jul 20, 10 at 9:25pm
  • Been there done that. Any black guy who had seen a hot white girl naked had been there and done that. Yo

    Submitted by niceman on Jul 21, 10 at 10:53pm
  • Thinking of the pretzel children makes me firsty!!!!! Think of the dehydrated pretzel children ....

    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 20, 10 at 11:46pm
  • At least it didnt get in your eye. Ouch.

    Submitted by stokedonsurf on Jul 21, 10 at 1:49pm
  • And he took the time to txt about it first b4 getting it off His nose.

    Submitted by thohug on Jul 20, 10 at 8:55pm
  • These crappy texts are making me Firsty

    Submitted by firsty on Jul 20, 10 at 8:24pm
  • This embarrassment is making me Frsty!

    Submitted by Firstyy on Jul 20, 10 at 8:05pm
  • i like how mbtrumpet is saying think of the children on a text where someone has cum on their nose

    Submitted by blahalb on Jul 21, 10 at 5:34am
  • The beer dingo saw it was there... He just didnt want to say.......

    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 20, 10 at 9:26pm
  • Did it smell good??

    Submitted by egirl on Jul 20, 10 at 9:31pm
  • Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?

    Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 20, 10 at 8:10pm
  • Funny, I just had a dream about fellating myself. It's possible, but not easy.

    Submitted by JimHalpert on Jul 21, 10 at 5:29am
  • language plz wtfwjd, this is a G rated website. think of the children

    Submitted by rmbtrumpet on Jul 20, 10 at 9:23pm
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