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  • 227 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:07am
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    You should have walked in whacking off and said it was the second cumming.

  • 166 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 6:50pm
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    I am a devoted Christian laughing my ass off when I read this. I don't care if this was fake or not, this is funny! My fellow Christians, get a sense of humor! If God didn't have a sense of humor we wouldn't have Kanye West or the platypus.

    • 24 23
      Submitted by NerdyVE on Feb 10, 11 at 11:21pm
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      I LOVE YOU!

  • 92 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:25am
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    Jeff is not real -God

  • 70 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:24am
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    hahahahahahhahahahah Im really catholic, and this made me laugh hard! This is just funny, why even start a fight over this?

  • 60 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:01am
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    Hahahaha that's so classy.

  • 57 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:15am
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    Don't worry 713, Jeff will explain it

  • 54 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:06am
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    who cares if its fake, still a funny idea. i want someone to do this.

  • 48 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 3:13am
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    Just...win. Major win.

  • 46 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:54am
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    Oh shit.....now that was a good one!

  • 42 22
    Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Mar 4, 10 at 4:01am
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    This is a good one. Hahaha.

  • 45 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:19am
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    Stii laughing at 7:07

  • 44 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:56am
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    Yayyy Jeff you're my heroooo

  • 46 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:11am
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    Finally something funny on this app. It's probably fake but at least it's awesomely hilarious.

  • 37 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 6:25pm
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    i laughed at this uncontrollably for about 5 minutes before i finally started to calm down. seriously, so funny.

  • 37 21
    Submitted by bamafan on Jun 12, 10 at 1:43am
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    I'm a christain but this is in fact fucking hilarious

  • 40 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:56pm
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    He's from the westside!! Only family Christian I ever seen in Cincinnati.

  • 40 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 3:28am
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    Hahaha!! This one has popped up a few times on random and I laugh every damn time.

  • 38 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 5:21pm
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    The funny thing is, I know exactly who this is about

  • 38 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 2:56pm
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    Lmao, I was Jesus too! -paco

  • 35 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:31pm
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    Wow

  • 34 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 10:58am
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    that's so funny omfg

  • 36 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 6:58pm
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    bahahahahahahahahah i <3 this

  • 38 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:26pm
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    P.S. Jeff an me am cooel

  • 37 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 5:13pm
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    This is an unbelievable win.

  • 35 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:26am
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    Lol that is classic... Good work

  • 34 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:17pm
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    The best!!!! Kudos!!!!

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:58am
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    God is not real -Jeff

  • 37 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 2:54am
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    8:04 your a fuck for not knowing this was from Halloween get out some more

  • 30 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 9:01pm
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    Lmfao that's so funny.

  • 39 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:42am
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    "You should have walked in whacking off and said it was the second cumming. " i almost pissed my pants! great one. so good in fact i wont even post my joke.

  • 29 20
    Submitted by saaar on Apr 5, 10 at 12:15am
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    I need to marry this kid

  • 40 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:47pm
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    Fucking Hilarious. I'm Christian too, and I don't believe in cuss words, they were created by society.

  • 33 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 8:57pm
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    Hahahhahahahahah soo funny. I apprecite the person that posted this so much

  • 40 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:16am
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    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! best one ever! Jeff is my messiah

  • 33 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:23am
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    Lol, I hope this really happened!!

  • 35 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 2:23am
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    hey 8:04AM...its called halloween

  • 37 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:26am
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    *slow clap for you, oh hilarious one*

  • 28 21
    Submitted by thefoxite on Jul 22, 10 at 12:35am
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    My Hero :)

  • 34 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:19am
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    Oh i see what you did there 7:07

  • 34 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 1:51pm
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    Whoever that is, is going to be the new leader of hell!!!

  • 32 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 11:49pm
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    Wow, FUCKING amazing, 10 out of 10....!

  • 32 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:38am
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    Bless your heart. This is fucking GOLD!

  • 36 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:46am
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    Jeff. That's not the point...at all. It's a joke. Not a religious disscussion. Now if u want to feel like u matter and that someone will talk to u go on another website about debating God or go get ur favorite male hooker. Whichever.

  • 27 25
    Submitted by NiiNJa_SuDD on Jul 15, 10 at 1:01am
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    HELL YEA THTS HOW WE DO IT IN OHIO

  • 28 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:52am
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    hahahhahahah I'm still loling @ 7:07

  • 30 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:25pm
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    Dude, wow, I thought this was great. Don't care what anyone else says if I had been there with you I would have laughed.

  • 34 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 11:56pm
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    I almost pissed my pants when I read 7:07's thing lmfao

  • 35 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 11:54pm
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    I actually lol'd

  • 27 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 11:12am
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    Haha! Now that's fuckin hilarious.

  • 27 28
    Submitted by geauxspartans on Jun 7, 10 at 12:02am
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    I'm devoutly catholic and this made me laugh my fricken ass off lmao

  • 29 32
    Submitted by larsmania on Mar 31, 10 at 12:41am
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    REPRESENT the 513!!! This is amazing by the way!

  • 24 23
    Submitted by landonmetz on Dec 9, 10 at 2:45am
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    God Jeff is not real... Amen

  • 33 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 1:19am
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    HahahahahahH 7:07 omg hahahahaah

  • 18 12
    Submitted by pantera_13 on Apr 25, 11 at 5:50pm
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    That was YOU?!

  • 20 16
    Submitted by NEONwhip on Feb 13, 11 at 2:41pm
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    holy hands help with masturbation.

  • 39 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:54am
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    Oh I get it! It's funny because he thought Jesus wrote the bible and was going to pretend to sign copies as the author! -Jeff

  • 26 29
    Submitted by junie519 on May 2, 10 at 6:09am
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    6:50 lol @ the dogma joke haha\nLol @ this

  • 30 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:25pm
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    Look I'm a christian and I find this freaking hilarious!!!

  • 32 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:14pm
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    I like carrots -Jeff

  • 28 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:51am
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    hahahaha this is great. i used to work at one. i would have laughed my ass off if this happened.

  • 32 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:19am
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    It's funny coz it's true! Haha

  • 17 14
    Submitted by zachwalter99 on May 9, 11 at 12:21am
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    Win!

  • 28 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:30pm
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    This is the funniest shit I've ever heard!

  • 20 23
    Submitted by anonymous90 on Apr 14, 10 at 11:40pm
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    I need to know whom this was sent to, and marry him.

  • 37 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:28pm
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    You fucking cunt hole! Stop mocking god!

  • 15 18
    Submitted by IDCCR7 on Mar 13, 11 at 6:06pm
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    "you should have walked in wacking off saying it was the second coming" genius.

  • 10 11
    Submitted by lorena on Aug 2, 11 at 6:51am
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    Fucking hilarious

  • 31 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:23am
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    You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

  • 6 7
    Submitted by Cidou on Nov 18, 11 at 9:25am
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    Epic.

  • 5 9
    Submitted by Cidou on Nov 18, 11 at 9:27am
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    Like a Boss !!!!!

  • 3 6
    Submitted by khals88 on Nov 20, 11 at 11:50pm
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    dont fxck w da jesus

  • 26 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:13am
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    I have yet to see what is so funny about this?!?

  • 35 135
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:04am
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    it's pathetic that you are so desperate for attention that you A.) dressed up as Jesus and then when you needed more attention you B. ) decided to try to get crazy bible-thumpers all riled up. you're a loser. stop trying so hard.

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