You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
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You should have walked in whacking off and said it was the second cumming.
I am a devoted Christian laughing my ass off when I read this. I don't care if this was fake or not, this is funny! My fellow Christians, get a sense of humor! If God didn't have a sense of humor we wouldn't have Kanye West or the platypus.
I LOVE YOU!
Jeff is not real
Yayyy Jeff you're my heroooo
I'm still loling @ 7:07
Jeff. That's not the point...at all. It's a joke. Not a religious disscussion. Now if u want to feel like u matter and that someone will talk to u go on another website about debating God or go get ur favorite male hooker. Whichever.
My Hero :)
Im really catholic, and this made me laugh hard! This is just funny, why even start a fight over this?
Hahahaha that's so classy.
I actually lol'd
This is a good one. Hahaha.
Oh shit.....now that was a good one!
Dude, wow, I thought this was great. Don't care what anyone else says if I had been there with you I would have laughed.
This is an unbelievable win.
Oh i see what you did there 7:07
The funny thing is, I know exactly who this is about
Lmfao that's so funny.
hahahaha this is great. i used to work at one. i would have laughed my ass off if this happened.
I almost pissed my pants when I read 7:07's thing lmfao
He's from the westside!! Only family Christian I ever seen in Cincinnati.
P.S. Jeff an me am cooel
6:50 lol @ the dogma joke haha\nLol @ this
Hahahhahahahahah soo funny. I apprecite the person that posted this so much
I'm a christain but this is in fact fucking hilarious
I'm devoutly catholic and this made me laugh my fricken ass off lmao
Fucking Hilarious. I'm Christian too, and I don't believe in cuss words, they were created by society.
Just...win. Major win.
Don't worry 713, Jeff will explain it
"You should have walked in whacking off and said it was the second cumming. "
i almost pissed my pants! great one. so good in fact i wont even post my joke.
HahahahahahH 7:07 omg hahahahaah
Lol that is classic... Good work
The best!!!! Kudos!!!!
Finally something funny on this app. It's probably fake but at least it's awesomely hilarious.
that's so funny omfg
holy hands help with masturbation.
i laughed at this uncontrollably for about 5 minutes before i finally started to calm down. seriously, so funny.
This is the funniest shit I've ever heard!
Lol, I hope this really happened!!
Lmao, I was Jesus too!
who cares if its fake, still a funny idea. i want someone to do this.
hey 8:04AM...its called halloween
bahahahahahahahahah i <3 this
Stii laughing at 7:07
Whoever that is, is going to be the new leader of hell!!!
I need to know whom this was sent to, and marry him.
REPRESENT the 513!!! This is amazing by the way!
Hahaha!! This one has popped up a few times on random and I laugh every damn time.
This has got to be one of the best texts I've ever seen 😂😆😂😆
8:04 your a fuck for not knowing this was from Halloween get out some more
God Jeff is not real... Amen
Haha! Now that's fuckin hilarious.
Bless your heart. This is fucking GOLD!
Wow, FUCKING amazing, 10 out of 10....!
That was YOU?!
HELL YEA THTS HOW WE DO IT IN OHIO
*slow clap for you, oh hilarious one*
Oh I get it! It's funny because he thought Jesus wrote the bible and was going to pretend to sign copies as the author!
You fucking cunt hole! Stop mocking god!
I like carrots
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! best one ever!
Jeff is my messiah
God is not real
"you should have walked in wacking off saying it was the second coming" genius.
I need to marry this kid
You wanna know how I got these scars?
Like a Boss !!!!!
Look I'm a christian and I find this freaking hilarious!!!
It's funny coz it's true! Haha
I have yet to see what is so funny about this?!?
dont fxck w da jesus
I have so very many questions, I'm not sure where to start... Unless Andrew did this. ...Which he probably would.
it's pathetic that you are so desperate for attention that you A.) dressed up as Jesus and then when you needed more attention you B. ) decided to try to get crazy bible-thumpers all riled up. you're a loser. stop trying so hard.
This is gold.