You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
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I am a devoted Christian laughing my ass off when I read this. I don't care if this was fake or not, this is funny! My fellow Christians, get a sense of humor! If God didn't have a sense of humor we wouldn't have Kanye West or the platypus.
I LOVE YOU!
You should have walked in whacking off and said it was the second cumming.
Jeff is not real
Yayyy Jeff you're my heroooo
Im really catholic, and this made me laugh hard! This is just funny, why even start a fight over this?
Jeff. That's not the point...at all. It's a joke. Not a religious disscussion. Now if u want to feel like u matter and that someone will talk to u go on another website about debating God or go get ur favorite male hooker. Whichever.
My Hero :)
I'm still loling @ 7:07
I actually lol'd
Hahahaha that's so classy.
This is an unbelievable win.
Oh i see what you did there 7:07
Dude, wow, I thought this was great. Don't care what anyone else says if I had been there with you I would have laughed.
Oh shit.....now that was a good one!
This is a good one. Hahaha.
Lmfao that's so funny.
The funny thing is, I know exactly who this is about
I'm a christain but this is in fact fucking hilarious
hahahaha this is great. i used to work at one. i would have laughed my ass off if this happened.
P.S. Jeff an me am cooel
I almost pissed my pants when I read 7:07's thing lmfao
He's from the westside!! Only family Christian I ever seen in Cincinnati.
6:50 lol @ the dogma joke haha\nLol @ this
Hahahhahahahahah soo funny. I apprecite the person that posted this so much
I'm devoutly catholic and this made me laugh my fricken ass off lmao
Fucking Hilarious. I'm Christian too, and I don't believe in cuss words, they were created by society.
HahahahahahH 7:07 omg hahahahaah
Lol that is classic... Good work
Just...win. Major win.
"You should have walked in whacking off and said it was the second cumming. "
i almost pissed my pants! great one. so good in fact i wont even post my joke.
Don't worry 713, Jeff will explain it
that's so funny omfg
The best!!!! Kudos!!!!
i laughed at this uncontrollably for about 5 minutes before i finally started to calm down. seriously, so funny.
Lol, I hope this really happened!!
Finally something funny on this app. It's probably fake but at least it's awesomely hilarious.
This is the funniest shit I've ever heard!
holy hands help with masturbation.
Lmao, I was Jesus too!
who cares if its fake, still a funny idea. i want someone to do this.
hey 8:04AM...its called halloween
bahahahahahahahahah i <3 this
Stii laughing at 7:07
Whoever that is, is going to be the new leader of hell!!!
I need to know whom this was sent to, and marry him.
This has got to be one of the best texts I've ever seen 😂😆😂😆
REPRESENT the 513!!! This is amazing by the way!
Hahaha!! This one has popped up a few times on random and I laugh every damn time.
Haha! Now that's fuckin hilarious.
Wow, FUCKING amazing, 10 out of 10....!
8:04 your a fuck for not knowing this was from Halloween get out some more
God Jeff is not real... Amen
Bless your heart. This is fucking GOLD!
That was YOU?!
*slow clap for you, oh hilarious one*
Oh I get it! It's funny because he thought Jesus wrote the bible and was going to pretend to sign copies as the author!
HELL YEA THTS HOW WE DO IT IN OHIO
You fucking cunt hole! Stop mocking god!
I like carrots
God is not real
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! best one ever!
Jeff is my messiah
"you should have walked in wacking off saying it was the second coming" genius.
I need to marry this kid
Like a Boss !!!!!
You wanna know how I got these scars?
Look I'm a christian and I find this freaking hilarious!!!
It's funny coz it's true! Haha
dont fxck w da jesus
I have yet to see what is so funny about this?!?
I have so very many questions, I'm not sure where to start... Unless Andrew did this. ...Which he probably would.
it's pathetic that you are so desperate for attention that you A.) dressed up as Jesus and then when you needed more attention you B. ) decided to try to get crazy bible-thumpers all riled up. you're a loser. stop trying so hard.
This is gold.