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  • If I see one more person say "I'm firsty" I'll shove a pretzel soooo far up your ass you'll be able to taste it

    Submitted by rawrzzz95 on Jul 16, 10 at 4:20pm
    • "I'm firsty" is such a great thing to say if you are firsty though.

      Submitted by MR_PC on Jul 16, 10 at 5:19pm
    • The more pretzels I taste, the Firstier I get! :D

      Submitted by firsty on Jul 16, 10 at 5:20pm
      • Is there no admin on here with a ban hammer?

        Submitted by coxr5 on Jul 16, 10 at 7:18pm
        • The admins have abandoned us. There is no God. We all we perish in the flames. So to speak.

          Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 17, 10 at 1:06am
      • Firsty your comedy is pure genius never stop

        Submitted by Greatness on Jul 16, 10 at 9:30pm
    • Firsty, I can't stop laughing, that was hilarious

      Submitted by DrizztDoUrden on Oct 18, 10 at 9:47pm
  • Hot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 10 at 4:45pm
  • Agreed firsty sucks cock

    Submitted by XLSuperman on Jul 16, 10 at 4:41pm
  • Firsty is waaaay better better than any of these texts lately. For that, I salute you, Firsty

    Submitted by rogelio666 on Jul 17, 10 at 12:25am
  • as long as it works, guys are fucked it doesnt matter what we do. It's either going to happen or it won't...

    Submitted by Sethro on Jul 16, 10 at 4:09pm
  • Slut

    Submitted by jac5617 on Jul 16, 10 at 4:41pm
  • Jenny stfu I bet ur vagina creaks whenever you open your legs

    Submitted by steelrumor on Jul 17, 10 at 10:20am
  • Always a proven method.

    Submitted by misselphaba on Aug 30, 10 at 12:39pm
  • Way to reuse a text.....

    Submitted by lovepink768 on Jul 16, 10 at 4:45pm
  • Agreed with Sethro. We can't act really slutty for help, and any girl I could get by acting slutty are ones to avoid. I may be a whore but even I have my standards.

    Submitted by An0n on Jul 16, 10 at 7:24pm
  • Wow really? This is an old one..verbatim.

    Submitted by coachness_33 on Jul 16, 10 at 4:09pm
  • this slut is making me Firsty

    Submitted by firsty on Jul 16, 10 at 4:20pm
    • Shut the fuck up you annoying little prick

      Submitted by Tic on Jul 17, 10 at 2:48am
  • first

    Submitted by tagman699 on Jul 16, 10 at 4:04pm
  • yeah I think i sent this a few days ago...

    Submitted by 614m on Jul 16, 10 at 4:10pm
  • call me ;) seven oh sevensixtwoeight2939

    Submitted by ohshitimsorry on Jul 16, 10 at 6:45pm
  • i dont get all this Firsty shit.... can someone fill me in

    Submitted by stokedonsurf on Jul 16, 10 at 5:10pm
  • Rawrzzz95 may I go Firsty? I do hope it's the soft warm pretzels you're using?

    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 17, 10 at 2:35am
  • Amazing how people get upset over an innocent comment about pretzels... But are accepting of someone telling people to die in a fire... Its like they feel the pretzels are a threat. If you find it boring dont read firstys posts.. But lets not make it into a war ... A pretzel war!!! If anyone should be banned its marsho.

    Submitted by jenny8675309 on Jul 17, 10 at 2:46am
  • Firsty is firtstolicious... I shall defend your right to pretzels til I do something else... Ummmm fu@k yeah tiny manatee... Loved that post.

    Submitted by jenny8675309 on Jul 17, 10 at 1:35am
  • Dibs

    Submitted by johnnyk on Aug 22, 10 at 9:26am
  • Where have I seen this before? Oh yeah. http://tfl.nu/y6qj

    Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 16, 10 at 5:15pm
  • Im firsty

    Submitted by BRiANAA on Jul 16, 10 at 4:07pm
  • Double post

    Submitted by anonymou on Jul 16, 10 at 4:26pm
  • Firsty stay away from salty sluts. You're already waay too Firsty.

    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 17, 10 at 2:33am
  • In Soviet Russia, shirts wear sluts. Actually, that's not true. Firsty is a slut though. Fourteenth.

    Submitted by SovietPretzel1st on Jul 16, 10 at 4:34pm
  • Nice move

    Submitted by Michguy on Jul 16, 10 at 9:28pm
  • Be sure to shave that Snuffalupus if you've been out of commission for awhile- GD bush prolly looks like Don King!

    Submitted by mintyshake on Jul 18, 10 at 6:59pm