Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
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If I see one more person say "I'm firsty" I'll shove a pretzel soooo far up your ass you'll be able to taste it
"I'm firsty" is such a great thing to say if you are firsty though.
The more pretzels I taste, the Firstier I get! :D
Is there no admin on here with a ban hammer?
The admins have abandoned us. There is no God. We all we perish in the flames. So to speak.
Firsty your comedy is pure genius never stop
Firsty, I can't stop laughing, that was hilarious
Agreed firsty sucks cock
Firsty is waaaay better better than any of these texts lately. For that, I salute you, Firsty
as long as it works, guys are fucked it doesnt matter what we do. It's either going to happen or it won't...
Jenny stfu I bet ur vagina creaks whenever you open your legs
yeah I think i sent this a few days ago...
Agreed with Sethro. We can't act really slutty for help, and any girl I could get by acting slutty are ones to avoid. I may be a whore but even I have my standards.
Always a proven method.
call me ;) seven oh sevensixtwoeight2939
Way to reuse a text.....
Rawrzzz95 may I go Firsty? I do hope it's the soft warm pretzels you're using?
Wow really? This is an old one..verbatim.
Where have I seen this before? Oh yeah. http://tfl.nu/y6qj
this slut is making me Firsty
Shut the fuck up you annoying little prick
Amazing how people get upset over an innocent comment about pretzels... But are accepting of someone telling people to die in a fire... Its like they feel the pretzels are a threat. If you find it boring dont read firstys posts.. But lets not make it into a war ... A pretzel war!!! If anyone should be banned its marsho.
i dont get all this Firsty shit.... can someone fill me in
These pretzels are making me firsty.
oh.. Thanks, that makes since now
its from seinfield
Firsty is firtstolicious... I shall defend your right to pretzels til I do something else... Ummmm fu@k yeah tiny manatee... Loved that post.
Firsty stay away from salty sluts. You're already waay too Firsty.
In Soviet Russia, shirts wear sluts. Actually, that's not true. Firsty is a slut though. Fourteenth.
Be sure to shave that Snuffalupus if you've been out of commission for awhile- GD bush prolly looks like Don King!