Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
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If I see one more person say "I'm firsty" I'll shove a pretzel soooo far up your ass you'll be able to taste it
"I'm firsty" is such a great thing to say if you are firsty though.
The more pretzels I taste, the Firstier I get! :D
Is there no admin on here with a ban hammer?
The admins have abandoned us. There is no God. We all we perish in the flames. So to speak.
Firsty your comedy is pure genius never stop
Firsty, I can't stop laughing, that was hilarious
Agreed firsty sucks cock
Firsty is waaaay better better than any of these texts lately. For that, I salute you, Firsty
as long as it works, guys are fucked it doesnt matter what we do. It's either going to happen or it won't...
Jenny stfu I bet ur vagina creaks whenever you open your legs
Always a proven method.
Way to reuse a text.....
Agreed with Sethro. We can't act really slutty for help, and any girl I could get by acting slutty are ones to avoid. I may be a whore but even I have my standards.
Wow really? This is an old one..verbatim.
this slut is making me Firsty
Shut the fuck up you annoying little prick
yeah I think i sent this a few days ago...
call me ;) seven oh sevensixtwoeight2939
i dont get all this Firsty shit.... can someone fill me in
These pretzels are making me firsty.
oh.. Thanks, that makes since now
its from seinfield
Rawrzzz95 may I go Firsty? I do hope it's the soft warm pretzels you're using?
Amazing how people get upset over an innocent comment about pretzels... But are accepting of someone telling people to die in a fire... Its like they feel the pretzels are a threat. If you find it boring dont read firstys posts.. But lets not make it into a war ... A pretzel war!!! If anyone should be banned its marsho.
Firsty is firtstolicious... I shall defend your right to pretzels til I do something else... Ummmm fu@k yeah tiny manatee... Loved that post.
Where have I seen this before? Oh yeah. http://tfl.nu/y6qj
Firsty stay away from salty sluts. You're already waay too Firsty.
In Soviet Russia, shirts wear sluts. Actually, that's not true. Firsty is a slut though. Fourteenth.
Be sure to shave that Snuffalupus if you've been out of commission for awhile- GD bush prolly looks like Don King!