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  • Submitted by smartgrrl2 on Jul 26, 10 at 3:54pm

    Now that's true love, unconditional and rare. If you were smart, you'd hang on to that one, Jesus or no.

  • Submitted by Captain_Obvious on Jul 26, 10 at 2:35pm

    I think what he means is that he's done a lot of bad things and this girl knows about them, yet, she still loves him, similar to the idea behind Jesus.

  • Submitted by jayybear on Jul 26, 10 at 2:51pm

    Jesus was a real man...

  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 26, 10 at 4:07pm

    Jesus wrote the Rule Book.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 10 at 5:46am

    That's right. Cos firsty sucks nuts

  • Submitted by AhhClassic on Jul 26, 10 at 2:13pm

    Ahh the ol' forgiving girlfriend. Classic.

  • Submitted by guitarmageddon on Jul 26, 10 at 2:15pm

    ...except jesus doesn't love you.

  • Submitted by umderdose on Jul 28, 10 at 10:13am

    Than shes probably to good for u

  • Submitted by amonymous on Jul 27, 10 at 12:43am

    Thanks to Captain Obvious, IQuoteSeinfeld, AhClassic, and TheRuleBook for finally delvering some funny regulars here. Finally.

  • Submitted by Biznatch on Jul 26, 10 at 4:03pm

    Forgiveness is for forgiving biznatches

  • Submitted by TheSluttyNun on Jul 26, 10 at 2:09pm

    Jesus is my one and only man... ;)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 10 at 5:45am

    Notice how firsty wasn't included?

  • Submitted by natalia24 on Jul 26, 10 at 3:41pm

    You go girl!

  • Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 27, 10 at 3:17pm

    Wow three anonymous douches in a row having a threesome. Kinda difficult with those finger sized limpdicks. None if you are funny. You have to glom onto whoever is popular at the moment. Go sit in heavy traffic. Your lives are saddddddd. Go firsty thirsty pretzely goodness. Hate but you can't erase loloollolololo

  • Submitted by TiCkLe_Me_EmO on Jul 26, 10 at 4:51pm

    JeSuS jOkEs...I lAuGhEd ToO. wE'rE aLl GoInG tO hELL;)

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  • Submitted by lovelylady08 on Jul 27, 10 at 4:30pm

    Ohh Tampa