She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
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Now that's true love, unconditional and rare. If you were smart, you'd hang on to that one, Jesus or no.
Jesus was a real man...
Jesus wrote the Rule Book.
I think what he means is that he's done a lot of bad things and this girl knows about them, yet, she still loves him, similar to the idea behind Jesus.
Ahh the ol' forgiving girlfriend. Classic.
That's right. Cos firsty sucks nuts
Forgiveness is for forgiving biznatches
Than shes probably to good for u
Jesus is my one and only man... ;)
You go girl!
...except jesus doesn't love you.
Thanks to Captain Obvious, IQuoteSeinfeld, AhClassic, and TheRuleBook for finally delvering some funny regulars here. Finally.
Notice how firsty wasn't included?
Wow three anonymous douches in a row having a threesome. Kinda difficult with those finger sized limpdicks. None if you are funny. You have to glom onto whoever is popular at the moment. Go sit in heavy traffic. Your lives are saddddddd. Go firsty thirsty pretzely goodness. Hate but you can't erase loloollolololo
JeSuS jOkEs...I lAuGhEd ToO. wE'rE aLl GoInG tO hELL;)